I find that the most erotic part of a framegrab thread is the captions

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Professor: Good news! I've invented something new! You've heard of color televisions, and black-and-white televisions, but my invention is a yellow-and-brown television! Even I called myself mad for inventing it!

[Reply #561 on:]

Yaay! Have fun:

Bender was terrified to discover that Gold did not make his ass any shinier, but instead made it more dull.

[Reply #562 on:]

No more?

[Reply #563 on:]

Bender: umm Leela, I think Nibbler just-

Leela: Not now, Bender!

[Reply #564 on:]

Than I shall hereby declare Beamer to take on the next round. And a honerable mention to Solidsnake, url and Quantum

[Reply #565 on:]

SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Reply #566 on:]

They weren't sure what was wrong. It was the beginning of a new day, start of their rest of the rest of their life. There they were sitting and eating some nutritious motor oil, but somehow they felt empty inside (probably, because they were empty inside). Something was missing in their lives (well, they technically even weren't alive), they knew something needed to change before it was too late. From now on they would cherish their lives and...

Later on news: "...was found three robot monks dead. The police suspects it was either suicide or God."

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Bender: I think there's a fly in my soup, but I'm not sure.
 A boot falls from the sky
Bender: Still not sure.

[Reply #568 on:]

SQUEEEEEEEEE!!!

I assume you are referncing this indie comic series?

Anyway, now for the caption....
"Never has Getting Drunk been so Holy".

[Reply #569 on:]

Bender was thrown out of the order after they found he was adding vodka to his motor oil.

[Reply #570 on:]

MRM, have I told you recently that I love you?

[Reply #571 on:]

Bender: Dang! My drawstring fell into my soup!

[Reply #572 on:]

Bender: Oooh. Alphabet Soup! Notice the 0101100101 floating inside the oil.

And note the 1010011010 engraved on the spoon-Eek, let's forget that one's even there.

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Quilted Dorito Filling wins!

[Reply #574 on:]

I can only assume that's me. Next one coming right away. And here it is, now with more classic feel in it:

[Reply #575 on:]

Noooo, I said Quilted Dorito Filling!

EDIT: Oh whoops, now there's a picture. Let me revise my post so there's now a caption.

MR. PANUCCI: Noooo, I said Quilted Dorito Filling!

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Fry was not impressed when Mr. Pannucci demonstrated his opera singing skills.

[Reply #577 on:]

Mr. Pannuci: Did you put fresh ingredients in this pizza?! You know we don't do that here!

[Reply #578 on:]

Distracted by Mr Panucci, Fry lost the game when the kid kicked him in the nuts.

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When Mr. Panucci saw what Fry was doing to the young boy, he froze in horror.

[Reply #580 on:]

At exactly 11:35 PM on the dot, Mr. Panucci bot shut down for configuration updates.

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I've always wondered if the is a real guy named Panucci who runs a pizza joint in NYC and looks just like the Futurama version.

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Does anyone else want to try before the pizza delivery for I.C. Wiener choosing the winner?

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Fry: mr pannuci, I know the AC is broken but screaming won't help us cool down

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Hmm, cartoonlover, consider yourself as a winner of this round.

Some kind of honorable mention for this, though:

Noooo, I said Quilted Dorito Filling!

EDIT: Oh whoops, now there's a picture. Let me revise my post so there's now a caption.

MR. PANUCCI: Noooo, I said Quilted Dorito Filling!

[Reply #585 on:]

Have fun

[Reply #586 on:]

Can't.  Choose.  Caption!

- The Professor had never heard of the game "Hide and Seek" and had no clue what to do next.

[Reply #587 on:]

Bender and Leela had a very bad time while everybody was playing a game of Spin the Bottle.

[Reply #588 on:]

The Professor looked so hideous that everyone had to sheild their eyes.

[Reply #589 on:]

A good ol' round of 'Simon says' always helps the crew warm up for deliveries.

[Reply #590 on:]

Leela: My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!

Bender: My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!

[Reply #591 on:]

Anymore entries? I'll pick in about thirty minutes because I'll only be able to be on for a little bit tomorrow, and I want to be able to think about the entries.

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A two-hour captioning window?  That's gotta' be a record!

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A two-hour captioning window?  That's gotta' be a record!

I know, but I'll be lucky to be on for five minutes tomorrow.

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A two-hour captioning window?  That's gotta' be a record!

I've submitted it to the Guiness World Records, but I haven't gotten any response from them yet....

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A two-hour captioning window?  That's gotta' be a record!

I've submitted it to the Guiness World Records, but I haven't gotten any response from them yet....

Thanks MRM :| Would you guys rather wait until Tuesday?

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I'm good with any time, myself.......Now, Tuesday, October 30th, September of 2015......anytime!

[Reply #597 on:]

I'm good with any time, myself.......Now, Tuesday, October 30th, September of 2015......anytime!

Okay, then. Tuesday it is!

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I was just teasing, cause they often go a few days.  It's up to you -- if you feel that one or more of the captions is really cute, then go ahead and call it.  Or wait a couple of days. It's your frame, and You Have the Power!

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I was just teasing, cause they often go a few days.  It's up to you -- if you feel that one or more of the captions is really cute, then go ahead and call it.  Or wait a couple of days. It's your frame, and You Have the Power!

Same from me, Cartoonlover.
Also,  The Guiness World Records guys wrote back, and you're in!