I find that the most erotic part of a framegrab thread is the captions

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Amy: Now that's a butt!

Zoidberg: Where?!?

Amy: If you had yours surgically upgraded you wouldn't have problems picking up either gender.

Fry: Is it half price if I just want girls?

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Today's question: who will smell this butt?

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Amy: See, this is a perfect butt. What do you think, Fry?
Fry (thinking): Is Zoidberg coming on to me?

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Amy: So in this time, rings are a popular fashion, Fry.. Fry are you listening?
Fry: Oh yeah I was and I wasn't staring at that guy's ass.

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Amy: Well, Fry, you could, but I'd rather you slap mine...

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Fry: Is it true that women care about asses just as much as men do?
Amy: Well sure. I mean this guys ass isn't very impressive.
Fry: Is it that bad? I'll have to look and check.

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AMY: ...And then the 'cumber should just slide in on its own!

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Amy: Come on Fry, stop being such a wuss.

Fry: Forget it. I don't want my golf ball back anymore.

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If I were Monster_Robot_Maniac, I would have cartoonlover be the winner.

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It was a really tough choice, but I have to go with El-Man, the dark lord of picture captions.

I also liked Beamer's, Quantum Neutrino Field's,  UnrealLegend's, and Cartoonlover's alot.

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Come-on El-Man post a new one!

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Give him time. It's a message board, not a chat room.

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Yeah, don't talk to your dark lord that way!

[Reply #533 on:]

Chef Bender's newest dish, the Feces Flambe, was a hit with the crew.

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Fry: Come on Leela, we don't have time for this! Hermes said we need to deliver KFC their shipment before noon!

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Bender: Isn't that cute, Fry, she has an eating disorder.
Fry: Somebody is going to have little tummy ache.

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Bender: Hey Leela, you lost a bet with me in the ship, now you must eat that crap.
Fry: I dont think its a crap Bender, it looks delicious to eat
Bender: Nobody trust you fry, you're an idiot. If youre right, ill give you $100. Ha..ha
Leela:*sigh* Okay, okay *she starts eating* mmm, this is delicious!
Fry: See? im right.
Bender: What? Oh, man! I just stole this money from Fry's pocket.
Fry: Hey!

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BENDER: That's what happened to the last person who didn't hail to the chef.

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Bender: So... Leela... your dick fell off I guess.

Leela: I'm trying to find it of course.

Fry: Mhmm... her dick fell off all right.

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Bender: Well?

Leela: Well, it looks like Sasquatch spoor and it tastes like Sasquatch spoor, but I've never seen one this big, before!

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Bender: Leela, do you really have to kiss every rock before we can move on?

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Bender: Yes Leela, dig deeper! The dishes Fry was supposed to clean must be under here somewhere.

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Fry : Barf, Leela! Barf like a freshman!

Bender : Even partially-digested, my food still looks delicious. Like most things in life, it just goes to show how great I am.

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That's it? Okay, decision tomorrow. I'm too tired now.

E: Okay, the hypothetical particle takes the nod this time. Regale us with more images demanding individual comment, Tachyon!

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Tachyon, its your turn now and its been 2 days... go ahead post a framegrab or i will destroy you!

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OMG, I've been 250 miles away in Portland, on a 100 mile bike ride and didn't see that I was bestowed the honour of posting a new target for captioning.  (don't try to do the math)

Pic will be posted within the hour (or so)

Also, hypothetical my ass! :D

[edit] It's a little on the small side, but take it away!

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Hmm, couldn't come up anything but this dialog from The Prisoner of Benda 2.

Scruffy (as Bender): Washbucket, would you do the honour of marrying this janitor?
Washbucket (as Amy): Washbucket loves Scruffy. Washbucket says: yes.
Scruffy (as Bender): You made Scruffy the happiest janitor in the building.

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Bender soon after realized the downsides of proposing to someone with a ring you stole from their jewelery cabinet.

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Amy: B-Bender! You've made me the happiest...

Bender: I'm not proposing, you dumb bimbo! The cops are knocking at the door and I need someone to hide this for me...

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Bender pulled out his ring and looked devastatingly into Amy's weary, war-torn eyes.
"I think we've been discovered," he wept, approaching her with a boundless vigour unknown to man or robot.
"Whatever do you mean, Bopter?" Amy responded, one of her eyes bursting from the seams of her socket to then be flung to the opposing side of the room. A washcloth laughed incestuously as the boiler's exhaust consumed Amy's loose eyeball, spitting out the pupil behind it.
"Let us have some tea!" Bender cowed back, with eventual surreptitiously. Despondent glee smeckled upon either brow of the two love-struck soldiers.
"Indeed," Amy mockingly jarred, grabbing Bender by the hamstrings and skipping electrifying to the beat of a murdered saucepan.
Time transpired.
The two later found themselves aboard a tea sinker, strapped to the middle of the ocean and flapping about in the air like wildfire.
"Bender, I don't quite believe this vessel is safe?" Asked Leela, wondering why she always punctuated her statements with question marks.
"Nonsense, gully! I know exactly where the tea doth transgress!" was the belated response of the robot currently known as Bender, practically sneezing the words from his flaps with the dexterity of a million russians. He pulled out a flashlight from Leela's flashlight dispenser.
"My flashlight dispenser!" Exclaimed Leela, adding nothing to the conversation.
"NOT NOW," Bender shot back hastily. He had grown a nose just to turn it up at the very thought of Leela's grubby hands mimmicking those of his own. "I found a clue."
Bender held up the clue. A note read "Meet me under the mid-town whale," signed "Tea" at the cusp.
"TO THERE?" Asked Leela.
Seventy four years later, Bender and Amy arrived at the mid-town whale, which was not so much a whale as it was an abandoned jockey prison.
"What is this place?" Asked Amy.
"Well," Bender groaned, spurttingly and with raucous fervor, "It's the mid-town whale, which is not so much a whale as it is an abandoned jockey prison."
"I see," blinked Amy in morse code.
A month-long silence ensued.
"Bepto," Amy regained herself, burning up what was left of her garments to leave her as naked as the day Bender made her. "I'm leaving you."
"Jolly good," Beamer replied.
Amy slapped Bender in the tucus, donned a mustical cap and flonked her way to Los Orleans, where she took up lap dancing and hemorrhaging. But Bender's love blew away with the cyclone that took his legs that day, and he never moved a muscle again, choosing to spend the rest of his life in that one location where the world ended. His world, anyway.
The ice cream licked him.
There would be no more days.

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Bender: Amy, will you marry me, Bender?
Amy: well, ehm, could you make the Diamond around this big please?

[Reply #551 on:]

Bender: Heeeere, Gold-digger-digger-digger!

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Bender: Amy, Sorry I took your Diamond Ring.

Amy: No, No, you got it all wrong. That wasn't my ring. Because my ring is this big.

Bender: Oh, must just be Fry's engagement ring that he was supposed to give to Leela during the - WOOPS!

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Hmmm.  Quantum, Eternium...   Quantum, Eternium...

* Tachy flips a Schroedinger box, and peeks inside

...Hello Kitty LIVES!  Take it away, Ms. Eternium

 

[Reply #554 on:]

Yaay! Have fun:

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LEELA: Come on Fry, we have to adjust the HUE somehow!

BENDER: Uhhh, guys? The remote's on fire.

[Reply #556 on:]

Bender: It was bad enough when the Professor wanted space honey, but sun honey!? That's crossed the line, even by my standards!

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Bender: Hey guys, my ass is golden now!

Fry: Not now, Bender, we're in mortal danger!

Leela: Well, actually, Fry... do you like me as a blonde?

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LEELA: Come on Fry, we have to adjust the HUE somehow!

BENDER: Uhhh, guys? The remote's on fire.

Is this framegrab from the sequel to Click?

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* Tachy flips a Schroedinger box, and peeks inside

...Hello Kitty LIVES!

Damn that 50% working poison! That's not a place to save your money.


Bender: What was that? Is that a flame? Hey, guys did you see that, my exhaust gas just combusted!
Fry: Not now, Bender! We don't want to hear a single joke about your ass anymore.