I find that the most erotic part of a framegrab thread is the captions

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Thanks TSSI. The rise of tapioca in your gullet was intentional

Bam!

New page, repost pic:)

Nibbler: that is one tiny stinkhole...

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Proctology...of the future!

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Off Voice : In hinsight, re-enactging the South Park episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance" didn't seem like such a good idea for everyone involved...

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Bender: Are you sure about that? I think I'm looking at it right here.

Nibbler: It may be a decoy. The human female Leela said this is where Fry's head usually is.

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Bubblegum (thinking): I really didn't realised what applied mathematics was, when I left Interlgalactic Basketball League.

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Fry took a little "convincing" to take his suppository

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Announcer (off-screen): This image is an attempt to one-up on an old urban legend involving a gerbil and the rectum.

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Professor: Wait! That beer can might plug the leak!

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This image has some really disturbing implications.

Completely agreed.  I'll have to skip this round because any one of the characters could be thinking about or discussing any one of the other characters' genitals falling off... or perhaps forcibly removed.  Bender might even say, Ooo me next!

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This image has some really disturbing implications.

I dono. Fry doesn't look particularly disturbed.

Ooo me next!

That counts! Kidding

I guess we all saw what we wanted to see. ~Turanga Leela

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I've decided that if I ever meet somebody who knows nothing about Futurama, I'll show them that image to summarise it.

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Nibbler: Cover me. I'm going in!

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I've decided that if I ever meet somebody who knows nothing about Futurama, I'll show them that image to summarise it.

That's the best idea I ever heard!

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Any more? Winner coming s00n!..




Aww, no "black hole" jokes? Portal to another universe? Ancient Nibblonian secrets? Well, some fine ones nonetheless(yeah, I use "nonetheless"):

Bubblegum: What's the problem, Nibbs?

Nibbler: It's a category four. Hold him still; I'll need a magnet to retrieve my tools.

Proctology...of the future!

Fry took a little "convincing" to take his suppository

...Bender might even say, Ooo me next!

Nibbler: Cover me. I'm going in!

Pick my butt. No wait— BUT my pick is...

Bender: Are you sure about that? I think I'm looking at it right here.

Nibbler: It may be a decoy. The human female Leela said this is where Fry's head usually is.

Congratulations to Futz!

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The Planet Express séance summoned forth the elusive TV-14 apparition.

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amy: 'aliens'

(Imagine the history tv logo with that yourself;))

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Bender: Hey, moron, just because Fry named the toaster 'Tinkerbell', doesn't mean clapping your hands will magically un-crush it...

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All: If you're ditzy and you know it, clap your hands ...

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Weekly meeting of Planet Express stockholders. Amy is just talking about new business:
Amy: ...and I swear it was like this long.
Bender: I've seen bigger.

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Professor: Amy, please stop playing your invisible theremin during staff meetings!

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Little did the Planet Express crew know that Kif's camouflage sense had kicked in and he was in the very room, sitting and kissing on Amy's lap...

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Leela was surprisingly open to Amy's suggestions of polyamory, while the rest of the crew were unsupportative.

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Although it was Morse Code Monday, no one really had any clue what Amy was clapping on about.

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((ok, I really can't top what's been said already, my brain is hurting from trying))

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((ok, I really can't top what's been said already, my brain is hurting from trying))

You can't even think of a "lying about the size of the fish I caught" joke?

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Amy: Bender! That was our son!

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Bender: Worst imitation ever!

((Damn! is like the another one that I did,but I wasn't able to do a penis joke ))

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Everyone watched transfixed as Amy twitched into the final throes of Venereal Bonitis.

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The living beings of the crew found themselves unable to stand up, due to restrictions, as Amy went into detail about her previous Saturday night romancing. Bender had no such problem.

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NastyInThePasty wins.

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Wow, surprised I won with such an obscure reference.

Anyways...

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The professor was not pleased with the nasty things fry was doing on his back
Or:
so this is hoe Leela usually sees things

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Fry: Hi, professor. Have you seen Bender anywhere?
Professor: No.
Fry: Oh well... What are you doing with Bender's head?
Professor: Good news, I have found him shut down on the floor.
Fry: But... that's not good news.
Professor: Did I say good, I meant very bad. I don't think he will survive.
Zzzzt!
Bender: I'm back, baby!

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Professor: Bender, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Fry: He doesn't have a nose, Professor.

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Surgically attaching a half-sized clone of Fry to his back was not one of the Professor's more useful ideas.

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Peter Avanzino (off-screen): Cut! Let's take it again from the top, after the cameraman points the camera in the right direction ...

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Prof: Bender, you should really degauss you teeth more often.

Bender: Murph! Oooolp! Rrrrmmmk!

Prof: Just about done with your tune up. Those seals were getting pretty old and leaky.
What weight oil do you use? I must be sure to top you off before I reassemble you.

Bender: Aahhh...

Fry: Weeeeeeeee....

Bender: 5W-30.....

Amy: Bloops! Aaaaahhh... (Crash!)

Bender: Synthetic.

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Fry: Whoa ho HO! Washing Bender's mouth out with soap, Professor?

Professor: Don't bother me while I'm wiping my man-seed off Bender's oral interface!

Fry: Wha-??? Bender, what the hell happened?

Bender: I made a mistake, and so did Sigmund Freud.

Fry: What do you mean?

Bender: Sometimes a cigar IS a penis!

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Fry may have 'stupid fingers', but that won't stop him from using a giant puppet to clean Bender.