I find that the most erotic part of a framegrab thread is the captions

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Zoidberg then goes into a final stage of evolution, expanding his jaw so he can eat turkey whole and possibly Bender.

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The monthly PE Safety and Health meeting show and tell left the rest of the crew both amused and disturbed at Zoidberg's and Bender's collective knowledge of the Human birth process.

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More captions, anyone? No? Then good news, futz.
That caption with turkey in Zoidberg's mouth.

It was a tough choice. UrL and Kooboki, you almost made it.

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Fry: And then Zoidberg found out that leather is technically edible!

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Fry: Remember when we got that big Romanticorp contract and you got us a cage for the lion? Yeah, he's out again.

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Fry: Actually, we've been gone for seven weeks! We fell into a wormhole, got chased by Space Romans, captured, escaped, hid out on a planet of moths, then barely got out before their sun exploded, got blown halfway across the galaxy, found a peaceful alien people under the iron rule of a mad ruler, bought down his empire and we got medals, participated in a race through space for the right for Bender to woo another alien princess, then got chased off their planet when he stole the bridal dowry, cured a disease using the medals we got before, found another wormhole which took us back through time, and now we only just found our way back home!

Hermes: You just want new uniforms, so you shredded those ones!

Fry: Um.........................ye s.

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Hermes: What heppened to you, mon? Did you get attacked by some kind of Zoidberg?
Fry: No, it was more hairy... and filled with teeth... but I do like this new revealing design of our uniforms. I think Bender can agree with me.
Bender: Bite my shred, cloth-filled ass.

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Hermes: So, how did the delivery go?
Fry: Not bad, Leela and I were having sexy-times
Hermes: ...Sweet telegram from Amsterdam! Then how did your uniforms get all teared up?!
Fry: Bender got mad.

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Fry: Casual enough for Friday?

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Hermes: Hi

Fry: Hello

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Fry: We challenged to see who could roll fastest from the rocky mountain and Leela won

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Fry: Well, we're back from six months on the Burrito planet!


Fry: We all pulled each others' fingers!

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Fry: In hindsight, Hermes, it probably wasn't the best idea to wear our eco-friendly catnip-fibre uniforms on a delivery run to Thuban 9...

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Hermes: Sweet downturn of Melbourne! What happend?
Fry: Zoidberg hallucinated and thought we were wearing food.
Zoidberg: Hey, it was still delicious...

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Fry: We unloaded that shipment of Space Moths.

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Since nobody realized Fry was actually asking Hermes if he wanted to challenge current sex wrestling champ Amy to 3 rounds.

Tachyon wins.

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Leela: Pull my finger, Zapp.

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Leela: I think there's something in my eyelash, perhaps a bug a something...

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Leela would not be blamed for the sudden reek wafting through the hall.

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After not only having to re-enact Single Female Lawyer for the Omicronians and then LA Lawless for the Malarkians, Leela was thoroughly annoyed when they had to do Boston Illegal for the Kolrathians. Just invade the goddamn planet already...

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Leela: Uh, Zapp? Something in your teeth...

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Zapp: And for the record, how big was it?

Leela: (Sigh) This big.

Zapp: Kif, inform the men.

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Zapp: Could you point out the innocent alien you hit instead of me at time I successfully managed to ask you out.
Leela sighs and she points the alien with "don't hit me" look in it's face.
Leela: And for the record, I said "in your dreams".
Zapp: Yes, the next night I had very sensuell dream, I think you were in it.
Leela sighs again.

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Zapp: Please, point out where on the body where there was contact between you and I, causing a catastrophic meltdown in the sexual chemistry lab.

Leela: *sighs, points to shoulder*

(also, Futz totally has this.)

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Lawyer: now point us,where you kicked him.
*Leela points*
Fry: woo hoooo!

(and this is lame and I'm not an expert but I think Futz won this)

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Well, I auto-bias against the winner before me, to stimulate a bit of variety, but in this case... It's futz FTW.  Congrats, dude!

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Yep, and I usually enter the ones of a winner I picked... but somebody had to say it.

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Bender wanted to conquer that beautiful ladybot with a song but he hasn't realized yet that she was more interested in lamps

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Bender: Okay, guitar break's over. Back to the bedroom!

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Bender: Well, baby, I was about to have sex with this guitar, but I wouldn't say no to a threesome....

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Ladybots LOVE a good Knopflerbot impression.

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Bender: 'You see this guitar? Now you don't.'

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'You know, this isn't what I thought you meant when you said you'd like to show me how good you are with your fingers.'

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Bad Tasty, that's not in good taste!

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Bad Tasty, that's not in good taste!

So you have tastes like Fry?

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Bender: I hope you like this intro I made. And may I suggest we do it before the solo starts, because I really liked to play with you...

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Bender: Any requests? I get *Pandora on this thing...


*Feel free to insert your favorite music streaming service here.

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Bender: I like you and all but I don't think I want you to bite my shiny metal guitar...

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Ladybot: How about removing my G-string, big boy?