Koobooki

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« Reply #400 on: 10-08-2012 17:56 »
« Last Edit on: 10-08-2012 18:12 »
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Have at it.

Everyone, including Hermes had become tired of hearing about the professor's newest invention: The Limbocizer.
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AllEggsIn1Basket

Professor

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Amy: Fry, you can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends' noses!
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Fry: Leela, our sex tape is never gonna work unless you get under me at some point.
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Tachyon

DOOP Secretary

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Leela: I think I can still detect a weak heartbeat.
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Amy: Spleesh, Leela! Where the heck did you learn how to do a Vulcan nerve pinch?
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Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
 
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Bender: "Oh sure...I've said "Bite my shiny metal ass" a thousand times, and get ignored. But when Mr. Meatbag makes a request...CMOOON....THAT IS SO UNFAIR!!!"
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futz
Liquid Emperor
 
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Thanks to a accidental massive amount of Essence of Flavor in the casserole the reality of the Planet Express' "Battle for The Universe "was much less spectacular than the crew thought.
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AllEggsIn1Basket

Professor

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Zoidberg was sorely disappointed in the meal choice at his coronation ceremony. Surely Nigerian royalty deserved better!
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AllEggsIn1Basket

Professor

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Oh wow, I won something? Unfortunately I lack the ability to do this freeze-frame thing so I guess the gold will have to pass to the next eligible recipient.
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meisterPOOP

Professor

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This is the moment in time when everyone at Planet Express finally realized that everyone has their credit card numbers
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TheMadCapper

Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary

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Leela: I'm sorry Fry, but we have to take your jacket. That stupid-ages red dye causes hand cancer!
Bender: Is that why? I stopped listening before when you said I could hit fry with a pipe.
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NastyInThePasty

Professor

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Leela: Fry, we're worried that you're masturbating too much. Your hands are all raw and chapped!
Bender: I can make him forget to jack off. Of course, he'll forget most everything else...
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