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[Reply #400 on:]

Have at it.

Everyone, including Hermes had become tired of hearing about the professor's newest invention: The Limbocizer.

[Reply #401 on:]

Amy: Fry, you can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends' noses!

[Reply #402 on:]

After the accident, the Professor cut the crew's pay to commission Michelangelo-bot to repaint the ceiling with ultra-porn.

[Reply #403 on:]

Yoga and heated exorcisms kept the Professor in top shape.

[Reply #404 on:]

After their vacation aboard the Space Titanic, Professor Farnsworth decided to further improve his flexibility to impress Hattie, repulsing the rest of the crew.

[Reply #405 on:]

Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I have invented a machine that prevents you from farting!


(or, better ...)

Fry: Yo! My homie, he goin' 'ta HELL! / Twisted hisself, he shaped like a L!

The Frydog has left the house, yo!

[Reply #406 on:]

No more? I hate to say it, but I think Koobooki takes it once again. This kid's wit is gonna take him places.

[Reply #407 on:]

Oh my, yes. The glamorous, high-rolling lifestyle that is cartoon screenshot caption writing. On with the schmo:

[Reply #408 on:]

Fry was surprised that his request for "mouth to ass resuscitation" was taken seriously.

PS: I always found it amusing how Leela puts her hand there. 

[Reply #409 on:]

Actually, I think the hand placement correctly corresponds with the Space-captain's Illustrated MTAR Handbook.

[Reply #410 on:]

God (offscreen): AHA!

[Reply #411 on:]

Leela: The targeting is down! I'll have to aim Fry's butt manually!

[Reply #412 on:]

Zoidberg is not amused!

(Also, Fry is showing a lot of leg there.)

[Reply #413 on:]

Filming of the group sex scene was not going well; the crew had to constantly suppress their gag reflex and Zoidberg kept falling asleep.

[Reply #414 on:]

Leela:Fry, stop farting,my mouth was open

[Reply #415 on:]

Fry: Leela, our sex tape is never gonna work unless you get under me at some point.

[Reply #416 on:]

Leela: I think I can still detect a weak heartbeat.

(alt)

Amy: Spleesh, Leela!  Where the heck did you learn how to do a Vulcan nerve pinch?

[Reply #417 on:]

Bender: "Oh sure...I've said "Bite my shiny metal ass" a thousand times, and get ignored. But when Mr. Meatbag makes a request...CMOOON....THAT IS SO UNFAIR!!!"

[Reply #418 on:]

When Zoidberg was offered the lead part in the remake of a Will. I. Am classic, "King Leer" this isn't what he imagined.

[Reply #419 on:]

Amy: Spleesh, Leela!  Where the heck did you learn how to do a Vulcan nerve pinch?

Uranus

[Reply #420 on:]

Uranus

It's not called that any more.

[Reply #421 on:]

Hey, I have until 2620 to milk the **** out of that joke 

[Reply #422 on:]

Leela:wow fry, can that dingdong be any smaller,look at benders,he doesnt have any and its still bigger than yours.in a nutshell,benders big,SCORE

[Reply #423 on:]

Thanks to a accidental massive amount of Essence of Flavor in the casserole the reality of the Planet Express' "Battle for The Universe "was much less spectacular than the crew thought.

[Reply #424 on:]

Zoidberg was sorely disappointed in the meal choice at his coronation ceremony. Surely Nigerian royalty deserved better!

[Reply #425 on:]

Well, looks like the "Fry-hole" is safe from probulation this round. In any case, too many good ones to choose from. Butt,

Gold: AllEggsIn1Basket
Silver: UnrealLegend
Bronze: El-Man

[Reply #426 on:]

Oh wow, I won something? Unfortunately I lack the ability to do this freeze-frame thing so I guess the gold will have to pass to the next eligible recipient.

[Reply #427 on:]

Hooray for Ms. Basket!

[Reply #428 on:]

Oh wow, I won something? Unfortunately I lack the ability to do this freeze-frame thing so I guess the gold will have to pass to the next eligible recipient.

Ooooh, that looks like me according to Koobooki's medal distribution. I'll get something up tomorrow.

[Reply #429 on:]

Medal ranking system. Fun AND functional

[Reply #430 on:]

Indeed.



Captions away!

[Reply #431 on:]

Leela: Fry! You don't cure hand sun-tanning by hitting them with a lead pipe!

Bender: Aw, c'mon Big Boots, can't we try?

[Reply #432 on:]

Leela: Fry, your hands are just replacements, they're not robotic. You'll never manage to shame robot-kind by "beating" Masterbaterbot in a jerk-off-off.

[Reply #433 on:]

Leela:I'm sorry Fry, if you don't wash your hands we're going to take desperate measures.

[Reply #434 on:]

Fry's newfound hobby of performing free but amateur prostate exams was beginning to worry his friends.

[Reply #435 on:]

This is the moment in time when everyone at Planet Express finally realized that everyone has their credit card numbers

[Reply #436 on:]

Fry's newfound hobby of performing free but amateur prostate exams was beginning to worry his friends.

awesome
(I love how Bender is "beginning" to worry.)

[Reply #437 on:]

Leela: I'm sorry Fry, but we have to take your jacket. That stupid-ages red dye causes hand cancer!

Bender: Is that why? I stopped listening before when you said I could hit fry with a pipe.

[Reply #438 on:]

Leela: Fry, we're worried that you're masturbating too much. Your hands are all raw and chapped!

Bender: I can make him forget to jack off. Of course, he'll forget most everything else...

[Reply #439 on:]

Bender: Stupid mannequins!

(better yet:)

One of many times when Fry wished he had had his seven-leaf clover: He was about to score, when Bender's "kill all human" programming suddenly kicked in.