The Devil's Captions are Idle Framegrabs

[Reply #80 on:]

31st century rats are sure cuddly Fry thought.

[Reply #81 on:]

Leela: It's been 3 hours now Fry.  How long are you going to keep laying there?

Fry: If I move, this thing on my chest will gnaw my face off.

[Reply #82 on:]

Phillipe: Your dick fell off.

[Reply #83 on:]

ThatGuyYouKnow takes it.

[Reply #84 on:]

Woo.

Now to find a random framegrab.....





This one will do.

[Reply #85 on:]

Which part of "Order me a chair that doesn't look like a giant T shirt did you NOT understand, Leela?

[Reply #86 on:]

No, this is not the time Lord's Citadel on Gallifrey and you may not have a Jelly Baby!  Now quit daydreaming and get back to work!

[Reply #87 on:]

"FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP CALLING ME APU!!!!"

Off-Pic-Voice: "Sorry, I thought I was in Groening's GOOD series... "

[Reply #88 on:]

Off-Pic-Voice: "Sorry, I thought I was in Groening's GOOD series... "

That better be a joke.

[Reply #89 on:]

Off-Pic-Voice: "Sorry, I thought I was in Groening's GOOD series... "

That better be a joke.

Let's just compromise here and say that it's Groening's best series involving retarded people living next to a nuclear power plant.

[Reply #90 on:]

Ipji: SHOW... ME... THE MONEY!

[Reply #91 on:]

Ipgee: I didn't shoplift the pootie.  I DIDN'T SHOPLIFT THE POOTIE!

[Reply #92 on:]

Do you see how tired I am! Look! I have bags under my eyes!!

[Reply #93 on:]

"Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Not me!"

[Reply #94 on:]

Ipji: Yes, I'm sure that Wernstrom's Button-Disintegrator works! First, I'm holding my jacket shut with my hand. Second, you are lucky I am sitting behind this desk. Third, ... um ... I forgot the third one.

[Reply #95 on:]

Ipji: I can't do your work for you because my arm is super glued to this table!!!!!!

[Reply #96 on:]

Ipji: Apu?! We're nothing alike.. Apart from our race.. and we both have white voice actors.. and we have the same dad (Matt Greoning).. and we love our jobs. I repeat I'm nothing like him!!!

[Reply #97 on:]

Ipji: I will make a random cameo in a seasons time or so, and I will have a funny line in it! Got it?!

Hint: Oh my various Gods!

[Reply #98 on:]

Ipji: Damnit! Where is that Leela? She's over a year late for work at this point. If she hasn't shown up in the next month or two I'm going to give some serious thought to letting her go… maybe.

[Reply #99 on:]

I think that hobbitboy's was the best.  He gets it.

[Reply #100 on:]

Wow, I thought I had no chance after the T shirt caption.

[Reply #101 on:]

Off-Screen Announcer:  Weed In A Sticker: You'll never not be high again!

[Reply #102 on:]

Kif had grown quite weary of Zapp's homosexual advances.

[Reply #103 on:]

Zapp: Don't feel so sad, Kif -- you'll always have a part of me right here. At least for the next twenty minutes or so.  So long, Captain!

[Reply #104 on:]

TOM SERVO: Kif's upset because Zapp ripped a Fruit Loop off his shirt.

[Reply #105 on:]

Your button seems to be set to 'stun' and not 'kill'
Sir, that's not a button.

[Reply #106 on:]

Zapp: ... And this is how big your wing-wang is ...

[Reply #107 on:]

Zapp always forgot that Kif didn't have nipples to pinch.

[Reply #108 on:]

As the space anus closed in, Zapp decided to let his true feelings for Kif be known, Brokeback style.

[Reply #109 on:]

Zapp: Oh god were going to die!!! I'm so sorry that I've never given you any gifts or been nice.. Here have this sticker. Happy early birthday.. If we live I want it back ASAP

Kif sighs

[Reply #110 on:]

Zapp: "If I may be so bold, it was a mistake for you to accept promotion. Commanding a starship is your first, best destiny; anything else is a waste of material."

Kif: "*sigh* ....I would not presume to debate you."

Zapp: "That is wise. Were I to invoke logic, however, logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."

Kif: "..."

Zapp: "(Or the one.)"

Kif: "...uuhhh.... Or the one."

[Reply #111 on:]

 Is that it? I'll give it one more day just to be sure.

[Reply #112 on:]

Is that it?

Words that you never want to hear on your third date!

In this case, however, the answer is yes.  It was the best that I could come up with.

[Reply #113 on:]

And the winner is…

*  jeepdavetj  *

[Reply #114 on:]

Eh, should be simple.  Whoever's this is, sorry if I kinda stole it  

[Reply #115 on:]

Professor: Bender, could you explain me why you, as a robot, can get younger, you are a machine?

Bender: I'm 40% chronotons.

[Reply #116 on:]

Professor: Bender, did you get the motorcycle stuck to yourself again?

Bender: *sigh* Yes.

[Reply #117 on:]

Professor: Bender! I'm not impressed one bit! Your rude attitude! Your disregard for manners! Your new Motorcycle! And what are those things on it? The Wheels?! The Wheel is a primitve form of technology, get a Hoverbike! And the most disgraceful thing of them all...

*Points to the desk at the back.*

Professor: ...Zoidberg shaped sex toys.

[Reply #118 on:]

Bender: Professor, I need help! I was with some hookerbots last night, and... and... THIS was here in the morning!

Farnsworth: The Robo-Motorcycle virus! I told you to use protection. Bender, I'm very disappointed!

[Reply #119 on:]

*Points to the desk at the back.*

Professor: ...Zoidberg shaped sex toys.

I'm into it.