The Devil's Captions are Idle Framegrabs

[Reply #640 on:]

Fry: 3 days to call a framegrab caption winner?  Fuck all of you.

[Reply #641 on:]

El-Man's was very smart and humorous. He's the obvious winner. Take it away!

Hermes realised his mistake when Fry modeled one of the new company shirts. Honestly, red and green? No wonder the customers were driving away screaming.

[Reply #642 on:]

It is taken. 

Greater points will be gained by considering the colouring error in the picture for your caption...

[Reply #643 on:]

Bender: But wait, if you're Leela's long lost evil twin Taranga "Iron Gauntlett" Lalee, then who did we just drop this pallet of cement bags on?

[Reply #644 on:]

Bender: Well it took a lot of doing but we killed and bagged all the grunka-lunkas. Can we go home now?

Leela: Bender, I said "bill and tag" the grunka lunkas!

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Bender: Mistress Ironfist, we have made a mound of comfortable pillows for you to recline upon. Please don't choke us!

Leela Ironfist: Those don't look very comfortable to me.

Zapp: But we stuffed them with the most comfortable rocks we could find!

Obviously a lot has happened here that we don't know about.

[Reply #646 on:]

Zapp couldn't believe his luck. Not only was the gravity pulling down Leela's hair, but pieces of her clothing as well.

[Reply #647 on:]

Fry, Zapp and Bender saw quickly through the T-1000's Leela disguise.

[Reply #648 on:]

The latest UN meeting went well. With Bender representing Sweden. Leela representing England. Fry representing Sweden. And last, but least Zapp Brannigan representing the USA.

[Reply #649 on:]

Interesting analogy. Zapp's the only one (who has hair) whose hair wasn't affected by the gravity. What does that say about the USA?

[Reply #650 on:]

Zapp: This is why I told you to fetch my brown pants.

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On a pirate ship, the look-out atop the mast shouted down to the captain, "Captain, I see one warship on the horizon."  

With that, the captain turned to his first mate and said, "First mate, fetch me my lookin' glass."  

The first mate returned with the captain's looking glass, and the captain looked onto the horizon.  Then he said, "First mate, fetch me my red shirt, arrrr."  The first mate returned with the captain's red shirt and the captain put it on.  

Then the first mate said, "Captain, why are you wearing your red shirt?"  

He answered, "so when the enemy boards and strikes me in the chest, my crew won't see blood."  

A few minutes later, the look-out shouted once more to the captain, "Captain, I see 100 warships on the horizon."  

The captain again looked through his looking glass on the horizon and then said to his first mate, "First mate, fetch me my brown pants."

[Reply #651 on:]

Interesting analogy. Zapp's the only one (who has hair) whose hair wasn't affected by the gravity. What does that say about the USA?

I was referring to his obesity, and his struggle to stand. Try to figure out why the rest are the countries that I picked!

[Reply #652 on:]

Well..Sweden is rather represented by the whole scene layout, instead of one single character...

[Reply #653 on:]

I just went to Ikea the other day.

[Reply #654 on:]

That reminds me of something David X. Cohen said he read in some Ikea shelf instructions: "When assembling Ikea, it is best to be two people." I'm sure that's why two are representing Sweden.

[Reply #655 on:]

Well, the only one that made me laugh was TheMadCapper. The next picture is yours to load, sir!

[Reply #656 on:]

Well, the only one that made me laugh was TheMadCapper. The next picture is yours to load, sir!

You mean the fact I referenced the color in the screenshot didn't help?

Schmeez ... As punishment, you'll have to wash Zapp's brown pants now!

[Reply #657 on:]

You mean the fact I referenced the color in the screenshot didn't help?

Brown pants aren't funny. Now, if you'd have said brown trousers...

[Reply #658 on:]

That is so Keeler!

[Reply #659 on:]

El-Man is Ken Keeler?

...Whatever happened to Sarge?

[Reply #660 on:]

He died, possibly. Somebody should really write to Rough Draft and ask though.

[Reply #661 on:]

He died, possibly. Somebody should really write to Rough Draft and ask though.

Where can we find their address?

Ah, here.

[Reply #662 on:]

You mean the fact I referenced the color in the screenshot didn't help?

I think Hobbitboy mentioned the coloring error, with his use of "Iron Gauntlet"

Also, I won - neat! Here you are, folks! Start stroking your comedy glands and secrete some hilarity!



And yes, to the question below - I did do this screencap.

[Reply #663 on:]

Nice quality, did you frame grab that yourself?

Anyway, caption:

On the Futurama set, preparing to film for Season 6...

Bender: Okay, heads me and Hermes get an awesome adventure episode, tails you and Scruffy get an awesome adventure episode. GO!

*flips coin*

Leela: Come on!

Bender: HEADS!

All the Presidents' Heads: Yes?


Wow, that isn't funny, but I found it awesome to type out.

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The common faceleech can be dissuaded by surgical removal, garlic shampoo, and - of course - copious amounts of cheap alcohol.

Note: Look at Hermes' left temple. I know what it actually is but I prefer my version.

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Leela: Okay, guys! Filthiest use of an empty bottle in 3... 2... 1... GO!

Edit: Matt! The nerdlingers have uncovered my secret identity! Now we can't use their ideas for the next season - call the writing staff back!

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Bender: What 's super-glue doing on the bottles?
Leela: Ow! It's in my hair!
Scruffy: There's hair in Scruffy's beer!
Hermes: (to self) everything has gone according to plan...

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Bender: Whoo-hoo, BEERBEERBEER BEDBEDBED...!

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Leela: We're having fun at the Y ... M ... C ... A!

Bender: (to self) Hmmm ... This new Lobrau beer evidently turns people gay.

[Reply #669 on:]

After America's peril filled viewing of Neutopia, Leela Palin was about to show her new sisters what being an American Politic, and having private time with certain shaped objects is all about!

[Reply #670 on:]

Leela: Oh ooh, I know what to do now, Fry told me about it once. Apparently you take your recently emptied beer vessel and forcefully crush it against you forehead.

[Reply #671 on:]

Hermes :(thinking) "Hmmmm...boobs..."

[Reply #672 on:]

Hein - I didn't notice that before, but Hermes really does seem to be enjoying the view...

Incidentally, how long do we let this go before I select a winner? 24 hours? 48 hours? We've already had some good entries but I wouldn't want anyone to miss their chance.

[Reply #673 on:]

Between 2-4 days. Rarely it gets more than that, but people forget...

[Reply #674 on:]

Hein - I didn't notice that before, but Hermes really does seem to be enjoying the view...

And not only this: Your cap is proof that Scruffy must somehow be related to Beaker

[Reply #675 on:]

The Planet Express crew relaxes with a few beers after another banal day of time travelling and changing and rechanging the course of history.

[Reply #676 on:]

Bender took advantage of Hermes being distracted by Leela's cleavage by sticking the bottle cap in the side of his face. No need to find a real trash can!

[Reply #677 on:]

Leela: Okay, guys! Filthiest use of an empty bottle in 3... 2... 1... GO!

Edit: Matt! The nerdlingers have uncovered my secret identity! Now we can't use their ideas for the next season - call the writing staff back!

A winner is you! Give us a screencap to make fun of.

[Reply #678 on:]

TMC passes it back to El-Man! He lines up, and shoots!

[Reply #679 on:]

Leela was horrified. Fry and Bender were about to throw her into the LaundryBrig and the condom machine was broken! It was like they didn't care about basic human rights anymore...