The Devil's Captions are Idle Framegrabs

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(Yeah, I know they're not that good. I'll be back with more, hopefully better, ones, since I evidently can.)

You're allowed to. The jury is still out as to whether or not you actually can.


Hermes: Leela, have you seen the ambassador from Butterball VI ? I left him here whilst I went to get the receipt for my new stapler to show to him...

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Leela: You like butter? Let's have some butter, gobs of butter, big handfuls...!

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Leela: Mmmm, that jar of butter in Hermes' office sure was tasty...

Hermes: Has anyone seen that jar of my mutated yellow semen that I left in my office?!

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Leela: Don't stare at my boobs!

Hermes: Sorry they're just so big.

Leela: Not as big as yours

Hermes: Wanna take our clothes off and compare sizes?   

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DannyJC13 wins.

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Since it's intermission I'll mention that the 1 caption per Grab things was discussed a few years ago. I thought it was a good idea since it prevented any one from posting pointless extra captions just as the 24 hour rule was about kick in. Theoretically a person could post a new caption for the same Grab everyday, forever just to be a dick. That, and the extra captions usually aren't any better than the first.

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Since it's intermission I'll mention that the 1 caption per Grab things was discussed a few years ago. I thought it was a good idea

Well, according to TNUK, you're

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Hmmm... no he hasn't. I didn't say it was a rule, it's just the way we operated a few years ago.

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Woo!

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Fry shrunk him self and ended up in Moms wrinkly skin.

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Since it's intermission I'll mention that the 1 caption per Grab things was discussed a few years ago. I thought it was a good idea

Well, according to TNUK, you're

Futz mentions that it was discussed. He's perfectly correct in that. I remember it. However, it was not adopted as a rule. Quit whilst you're still hopelessly behind. You were wrong. You. Futz was quite correct in what he said. Please examine his post, examine yours, and learn where the difference lies. You're not really qualified to be using those image files, you know.


Fry's endless trek across the plains of purgatory was a small price to pay for knowing that the rest of the crew were stuck in one of Hermes' seminars on the importance of correct stapler maintenance.

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Marooned on planet Kleenex with no porn...

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The Man In Orange fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed.

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Flat flake creature #34523: He's been walking on our backs for hours.

Flat flake creature #12: Looks pretty thirsty.

Flat flake creature #34523: Should we tell him that we're covering the surface of a vast fresh-water sea?

Flat flake creature #12: ....Nah.

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Since it's intermission I'll mention that the 1 caption per Grab things was discussed a few years ago. I thought it was a good idea

Well, according to TNUK, you're

Futz mentions that it was discussed. He's perfectly correct in that. I remember it. However, it was not adopted as a rule. Quit whilst you're still hopelessly behind. You were wrong. You. Futz was quite correct in what he said. Please examine his post, examine yours, and learn where the difference lies.

I'm not wasting my time combing through thousands of posts to see who said what when and under what circumstances.

Back to the thread ...

Offscreen singer: ... And I would walk five hundred more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down ...

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One more day. Then I'll choose.

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Fry: I should have followed The Hulk...

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The original idea for 'Parasites Lost' was that Fry would shrink himself down and travel along his dandruff-encrusted scalp for twenty minutes - Test audiences were not amused.

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SoS wins.

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*Mini Bump*

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Sadly, there is nothing here to caption. Fry wondered the desert in search of a screen grab only to come up empty handed, eventually collapsing and cursing SoS's name as the life left his body.

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Sadly, there is nothing here to caption.

You mean my grab? I chose it on purpose because I knew it'd be hard. Looks like someone has no imagination...

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^You're an idiot.

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Just making sure, I was 50-50.

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Ok it's been at least 24 hours, someone post a framegrab or I will.

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I'll go again since my winner never delivered.

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Even though the grand unified theory had finally been discovered, the Professor was more interested in a leaky pipe on the wall.

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Fry: I don't wanna look, last time I did maths I got a really bad headache.

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Aw, I missed my win

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Be faster next time!

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About 48 hours faster.

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Fry was so busy ignoring the Professor's mathematical theorum that he didn't notice the tiny robots climbing into his brain until it was far too late...

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About 48 hours faster.

Url: Oh, yeah

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About 48 hours faster.

Url: Oh, yeah

This isn't the "caption the mindless response" thread. Recommended reading.

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After years of study the professor has finally derived the equation to the term 'Bad Kitty'

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Professor: IT'S BACKWARDS!

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Professor: I'm afraid we're going to have to use...MATH! [ominous music sting]

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Professor: And so you see, I have mathematically proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Amy should, nay must take her top off.

Amy: Oh gāisǐ de nǐ dào dìyù!

Professor: Also, that there is no God.

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Fry: I can't stand to look. I mean, after 1000 years, people are still using ****ing Powerpoint???

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Amy: But that doesn't even converge.