The Devil's Captions are Idle Framegrabs

[Reply #40 on:]

Thanks.

Leela's smirk said all we need to know about her role in Super-Swirlie-ing Fry.

[Reply #41 on:]

Fry was jealous, worried and aroused at Bender's downgraded penis rising up behind Leela. She smirked with satisfaction.

[Reply #42 on:]

Sequel to http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=20936.msg1257333#msg1257333

Fry: Leela, don't tell me Amy ran off to another orgy and forgot to untie us...AGAIN!!!

[Reply #43 on:]

Leela's Levicorpus was particularly effective.

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[Reply #44 on:]

Alright, I declare El-Man as the winner.

[Reply #45 on:]

Captionate!

[Reply #46 on:]

Bender: No, I'm serious. It's an escape pod. Climb in it already!

[Reply #47 on:]

Bender: I'm sorry you had to drop the gold fiddle so we could escape, Leela. So here's a tin banjo, instead.  What?  What did I say?

[Reply #48 on:]

Bender: No, it's not a banjo. It's the new captain's uniform. (pause) It was Fry's idea.

[Reply #49 on:]

Bender: Well Fry said he saw you doing that in a picture on Zapp's website.

[Reply #50 on:]

Bender: Hey, Leela! Fry won't believe me, tell him that I really did find this up your ass!

(Now you have to look at Fry and Leela's faces...)

[Reply #51 on:]

Bender: I came all the way from Alabama with this damn thing stuck to my knee.

[Reply #52 on:]

Bender: "And now I'm gonna sing a Gene Clark song..."

"Mary Sue" by Gene Clark....

If BBA Leela was not Mary Sue incarnated, I do not know who is...

[Reply #53 on:]

Bender: What's that, Fry? You think we need a new captain? Great idea, I vote for Banjo here.

[Reply #54 on:]

Bender: Neat solo, huh? Now unfortunately I'm gonna have to ask one of you to, uh... squeal like a pig.

[Reply #55 on:]

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[Reply #56 on:]

PEEL has text adds now?

[Reply #57 on:]

Bender: Neat solo, huh? Now unfortunately I'm gonna have to ask one of you to, uh... squeal like a pig.

That made me laugh, Coldy

[Reply #58 on:]

PEEL has text adds now?

Adds or ads?

[Reply #59 on:]

Next the ads will turn up in our dreams

[Reply #60 on:]

That made me laugh, Coldy

Oh, I make you laugh, do I? You think I'm funny? What do you mean?
Let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I make you laugh how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean I made you laugh? Laugh how? How am I funny?
How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!?

[Reply #61 on:]

Your face..

[Reply #62 on:]

That made me laugh, Coldy

Oh, I make you laugh, do I? You think I'm funny?

No, no, what he meant was that we all think you're a tragedy in progress, and when you and Maz are arrested after seventy-four victoms and several acres of bload-soaked desert, we'll all be chuckling about how you're likely to have some kickass last words when they extradite you to Texas just so they can give you the chair.

[Reply #63 on:]

There's a girl in my class who is really getting on my tits.  If anyone wants to pistol whip her and then give me the gun to hide, I would be totally grateful and turned on.

And as for my caption:
Bender: "Hey Leela!  Look what I found in your mother's cloaca!"

[Reply #64 on:]

No, no, what he meant was that we all think you're a tragedy in progress, and when you and Maz are arrested after seventy-four victoms and several acres of bload-soaked desert, we'll all be chuckling about how you're likely to have some kickass last words when they extradite you to Texas just so they can give you the chair.

"Victoms"? "Bload"?
What are you, drunk?

[Reply #65 on:]

Hey. Captions or GTFO.

Judgement is soon.

[Reply #66 on:]

Bender: Is there any particular reason why this thing I found in your room vibrates Leela?

[Reply #67 on:]

Okay - NastyInThePasty. I remember that song, too.

[Reply #68 on:]

Woo-hoo!

[Reply #69 on:]

Fry looked at Mr. Peppy and he knew he find his soul mate. Their night together was the evidence of a durable and passionate love.

[Reply #70 on:]

Phillipe was finally relieved to realize that his penis was inside him the whole time, and that was a lesson that would never fall off!

[Reply #71 on:]

At this point, Fry was unaware his new pet urinated sodium hydroxide.

[Reply #72 on:]

Fry had no idea what the fuck the blue thing was... But he loved it.

[Reply #73 on:]

It's a bone vampire.

[Reply #74 on:]

For some reason I read "bone" with an R at the end...
I've got a dirty mind..

[Reply #75 on:]

Didn't you see Fry Am the Eggman?

[Reply #76 on:]

Sure didn't.

Blue thing:  This is a quite comfortable penis I'm laying on.  I hope it never falls off.

[Reply #77 on:]

For some reason I read "bone" with an R at the end...
I've got a dirty mind..

= every teenage human male.  Don't worry; you'll get over it.

[Reply #78 on:]

Fry (To self): Dear Diary: Jackpot!

[Reply #79 on:]

Leela: Fry, you really should get that growth on your chest looked at.