The Devil's Captions are Idle Framegrabs

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We've already got a winner.

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Hermes just finished testing his new futuristic dildo, with 20% Nibbler power!

[Reply #322 on:]

We've already got a winner.

That's the lamest caption I've seen by far in these threads.

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Oh haha.

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tnuk's got just under an hour to post a pic or I'm jumping in.

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Jumping in to the pool infested with sharks?

Please don't..

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I prefer jumping into the pool infested with sheep, myself.

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Gah, I forgot myself!

Here:

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On the robo-planetoid, robots have evolved to a state so absurd that I won't even bother describing it. The picture speaks for itself.

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Planet Express Ship: Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeth!

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Have the crew learned nothing from 'Yellow Submarine' about not fueling the ship with LSD and other illegal substances?

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PE Ship: Do I look fat in this colour?

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PE Ship [singing] "Leela in the sky-hy with Diamonds. Leela in the sky-hy, with diamonds...lalalala"

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Ed McMahon: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer's Johnny!

(Yeah, I know ... "Geezer alert" ... but all the good Yellow Submarine angles were taken.)

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When the Japanese took over Planet Express, the company was renamed to Super Golden Smiling Customer Package Delivery Team. Accordingly, the ship was repainted too...

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The seemingly happy smile became increasingly demented when the camera panned back to see bodies strewn behind the wall.

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 Keep on Truckin' Planet Express Shippin'!  

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The Planet Express Ship finds a bong...

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Boxy Robot.

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Wow! Thanks Danny



Don't be too vile now 

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Little did they know that the Slurm can was watching them, biding its time, waiting to hatch its evil master plan to take over the world!...

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Above we have a deleted scene from "Less Than Hero," where Hermes discovers he can disintegrate objects by touch. Originally as an attempt to make Hermes a more prominent character, the writers originally had an entire subplot dealing with Hermes and his fight for a more organized bureaucracy. Unfortunately it did not do well with test audiences, not to mention the fact that he accidentally destroyed several sets and all the toilets and port-a-potties within a 5 block radius within the first hour of filming.

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Bender soiled him self after drinking too much Sperm.

Edit: wrote sperm instead of Slurm.. 

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Hermes: Get up outta dat pile o' your own filth, mon! We got a gang of counterfeiters to foil!

Opening credits roll: Hermes and the Bend-man: Private Investigators

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So that's where my weed went! I uh, mean... my seeds........... for hemp plants.................... YOU BOZOS! 

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Robo-diarrhea is serious business.

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winna (offscreen): My penis fell off.

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Hermes: Robots root and eat in shit. I don't eat any robot without the decency to disregard its own feces.

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Hermes: Mon, that was one hell of a curry.

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Hermes: I suggest a new strategy, Bender: let the Wookiee win.

Show spoiler

I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist.
   - hb

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Hermes: I knew it, you're not Bender, you're his cousin, Burner!

Robot: Oh, I say! Rumbled again!

e:spelling.

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Bender's soiled mattress hideout was a lot less impressive once the mattresses decided to throw off their soil and look for better paying jobs elsewhere.

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Hermes: "Wow..that's the second worst case of Robot Diarrhea I have ever seen.

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Hermes discovers he can disintegrate objects by touch.

"...using superpowers!"

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Hermes is preparing to take a second drug trip, and Bender is his ticket... along with a small pile of weed.

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Bender had recently acquired the amazing ability to melt things using the power of his ass.

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Hermes: Those Manwiches are coming out of your pay!

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Also...

Zoidberg: Hey! I'm trying to sleep in here!

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Also...

Zoidberg: Hey! I'm trying to sleep in here!

Sorry, only one caption to a contestant.

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And the WINNA is, drum roll please...










































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