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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: (His head slowly rotating through 360-degrees) Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Fry, you faithless slime!!
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Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
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Bender: HEY!!! My metal ass really does not look so shiny...
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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Fry: Bender, watch out! You're gonna break the button that controls the HD with your anten-
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Too late...
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: Don't tell me, let me guess. It's a birth control device from your Stupid Ages. What those women went through to keep men like you happy.
Fry: Eermm... OK. I'll have to call Bender to the bridge if you want it installed
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: Looks like some kind of queef-amplifier. Here, I'll test it...
Fry: ...
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DannyJC13
DOOP Secretary
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Leela and Hermes only just managed to get their clothes back on in time before the others arrived. Unfortunately, Hermes forgot to hide the vaginal juice coated jack...
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Tachyon
DOOP Secretary
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Hermes: Now, Leela. Just keep remembering how you maneuvered away from the Space Pirates. <whispers> Fry, keep her distracted while I connect the data probe"
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Hermes: This ought to finally cure you of your obsession with invisible barbells, woman!
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Smarty
Professor
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Hermes: No! It's tree slides to da right, clap, tree slides to da left, clap, three steps back, clap, and den left knee up and lean forward. If you can't get de electric slide right, woman, I'm gonna have to get electric on your ass!
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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totalnerduk wins this one, sloppy seconds to DannyJC13 if totalnerduk is out foaming or the like.
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meisterPOOP
Professor
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Hermes: "Back into the bottle Leela, that is quite enough."
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