The Devil's Captions are Idle Framegrabs

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Mom's new robot accessory whatjacallit... Nose Picker kajiggers, pulls the metal boogers out of metal noses using whatjacallit...magnet kajiggers.
Bender GET THAT AWAY FROM MY HEAD! <snap> uh oh...

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Well in spite of my best intentions to eschew low-brow humour the entry that made me laugh the most and hence wins this round was from

*  SpaceMaN  *

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Hey-O!

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Francis Bender: ...but which boner to choose from?

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Bender: So, do I go all 20th century on his ass, or do I stick with the phaser?

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"Awww... Blasty and Zappy... don't make me choose between you guys!  There's enough humans for both of you!"

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Bullet Gun: Hey, idiot. You need to reload me! Are you stupid or something?

Ray Gun: And my power's getting low. Get my recharger!

Bender: Dammit, I wanted smart guns, not smartASS guns...

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Bender: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

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Bender: I'll give you my pistol when you pry it from my shiny metal hand! ... And I'll give you my ray gun when you pry it from my other shiny metal hand! ... And you'll get my cigar when ... Ah, forget it, my heart's not into it any more.

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Bender: Let's see, is it this one?

BANG!

Zoidberg: Ow!

Bender: Nope. Must be this one.

Click, buzzz....

Bender: (Puff, puff) Aaaaaahhhh!

Zoidberg: Help! Friends! I've been shot!

Bender: Hey! Pipe down! You don't hear me whining every time I spring a leak.

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Bender:There are two types of people in the world – those with a gun, and those who dig. Now dig!


Apologies to Coldangel who inspired me to look up movie quotes that could fit this situation.

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Bender's spin off show got 10x the amount of viewers Futurama recieved.

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coldangel all the way.

I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass.

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Because Freako's fanart is so authentic I can't tell it from an actual framegrab.

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Hermes had to resort to CGI to get this image for the new company flyer. Bender wouldn't take off his head for free, Fry couldn't look noble and committed without giggling, and Leela refused to get anywhere near his pants until he washed them.

e:spelling.

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That is amazing art! ... also Coldy, long time no see, how you been?

An awesome ride, babes and a big package. Fry had it all, except for what he really wanted: eyebrows.

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Leela: [thinking] Hmmmm, I'll snap his leg here...

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Coldy, long time no see, how you been?

Hot and sweaty, but still the best looking man on here.

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It was always at this point in the dream that that stupid ad for Lightspeed Briefs showed up ...

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"Why aren't we naked?"

Hang on, I can do better.

"Why aren't we fucking?"

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That doesn't look like a screenshot.  What episode is that from?  Bender's head is too big... Fry's head and arms are wonky.

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It's not a screenshot, it's Freako's art.

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Close enough for government work.  That's one of my favorite's.  Love Leela's expression.

Bender:  When I accepted a part in the P.E. commercial shoot this isn't what I had in mind!

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*The Professor walks in*

Professor: What the hell is going on in here!? GET BACK TO WORK.

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Offscreen photographer: "Allright.  That's a wrap on "Most cliche magazine cover" photo shoot.  Good job everyone."

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Fry: (thinking)Higher, higher, please  higher.

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Fry: Why do we struggle to breathe a more righteous breath when we all end up in the same place? I'd like to think our history is worth remembering. An imprint of careful design... A feeling of heartfelt purpose... And a sense of hope from something bigger than ourselves. But then... Maybe I'll wake up.

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Professor: Yes, that's it! Hold it right there while I crank up my old fast-fossilization machine (now with an optional chrome plating attachment) and the Planet Express ship's new hood ornament will be complete.

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Coldy, long time no see, how you been?

Hot and sweaty, but still the best looking man on here.

Strange, normally you're so chilled. And I don't doubt that ;D

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Leela Farnsworth: It's been 3 hours now Fry.  How long are you going to keep laying standing there?

Fry: If I move, this thing on my chest leg will gnaw rip my face off.

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After saying "Walk 10 miles for a delivery? Leela, you must be pulling my leg!", Fry found out that this saying had become extinct in the 30th century, and Leela took it literally.

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Fry: I am the delivery boy
Leela: I like hugging legs
Bender: mmmm shoe

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Benders head swelled up three times that day.

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You all lose.
Bianca loses the least for amusing silliness.

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I knew my stating-the-obvious and telling it like it is humour would pay off one day.

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Leela tests out her new Nibbler divining dish.

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Fry and Nibbler were a little worried when they saw the aftermath of Leela's drunken night out...

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It wasn't a very good idea for Leela to be a pirate for Halloween...
Especially when she changed before she started driving..

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Fry: Soooo... this is one of your twisted fantasies?

Leela: Varoom, varoom!

Fry: And the diapers are in the supply locker?

Leela: Varoom!