The Devil's Captions are Idle Framegrabs

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Professor: ...Zoidberg shaped sex toys.

Why would a robot need a sex toy? 

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You tell me.

[Reply #122 on:]

...To rephrase the question, even if we ignore that he's a robot, why would a MAN need a sex toy? 

[Reply #123 on:]

One of those flesh torch thingies? Or whatever they are called.

[Reply #124 on:]

I would Google it, but then I'd need to burn my browsing history.

[Reply #125 on:]

Ah, Flesh Light. That's it.

[Reply #126 on:]

Danny, you quite possibly have given Freako a great horrible idea. 

[Reply #127 on:]

Danny and ThatGuyYouKnow, you quite possibly have given Freako a great horrible idea. 

Fixed.

[Reply #128 on:]

Then the Grinch Freako got an idea! An awful idea! Freako got a wonderful, awful idea! "I know just what to do!" Freako laughed in his throat. And he made a quick picture and started to gloat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Freako trick! In this torch-disguised tube, one can insert his dick!"

Oh, I'm so sorry. Carry on.

[Reply #129 on:]

This is slowly growing off topic and I expect to see this page gone by tommorow

[Reply #130 on:]

Sigh, somehow I knew I would be the one to ruin it

[Reply #131 on:]

I said this two pages ago, but captions or GTFO. And here's the picture again.

[Reply #132 on:]

Bender: Those flames aren't on the motorcycle. Hermaphrobot gave me Syphilis.

edit: I didn't even see El-Man's.  Now I feel dumb.  Er.

[Reply #133 on:]

Professor: What are you rebelling against, Bender?

Bender: Whadaya got...?

[Reply #134 on:]

Tedward and nibbs are thinking of my cock, should I be worried?

[Reply #135 on:]

We eventually proved that Danny is a pervert. "Zoidberg sex toy!" 

[Reply #136 on:]

Video still from "Born to be 40% Wild"

[Reply #137 on:]

Bender: Er… Professor, could I get you to fill up this thing with whatever it is that it runs on, please?

Professor: Oh my, no. That would require old-timey petroleum derivatives, have you priced those lately? I'm not made of money!

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We eventually proved that Danny is a pervert. "Zoidberg sex toy!" 

Have you seen Freako's drawings?

[Reply #139 on:]

Yes, but that's not the question.

[Reply #140 on:]

Yes, but that's not the question.

But it is. I put a ?. You did not.

[Reply #141 on:]

What?
I only said you were a pervert, that has nothing to do with Freako's drawing, don't blame Freako for your attitude!

[Reply #142 on:]

Freako has warped my fragile little mind.

[Reply #143 on:]

OK! I'm declaring Hobbit Boy the winner just to hopefully save this thread. Hobbit Boy, your go hoss!

[Reply #144 on:]

hobbitboy and Fnord had good ones.  Maybe HB can find a frame that is innocuous and unlikely to invite bizarre sexual responses involving PEELers...

[Reply #145 on:]

hobbitboy and Fnord had good ones.  Maybe HB can find a frame that is innocuous and unlikely to invite bizarre sexual responses involving PEELers...

AHAAHAHAHAHA... Oh wait you're serious.  Let me laugh even harder.  AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

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AHAAHAHAHAHA... Oh wait you're serious.  Let me laugh even harder.  AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

No, no, you use this.

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Bender: RAAAAPPEEEEEEEE!

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Hattie:  If you'd upgrade with this kajigger you wouldn't have to pay hookerbots for what-cha-call-it - sex, they'll pay you.

[Reply #150 on:]

Bender: Hey, that's MY penis!

[Reply #151 on:]

Bender: That fell off Fry you say.........

[Reply #152 on:]

Hattie: Here, you dropped this in the hall.

Bender: What? A portable energizer for jacking on?  Uh, that's not mine, I've never seen it before.  Maybe it belongs to Fry.

[Reply #153 on:]

Hattie: Here, the Professor dropped off this portable smell-o-scope thingamajigger.

[Reply #154 on:]

Bender: Look, lady, I don't go around shoving pointy things in your face.  I mean I would, but the cops are on to me.

{e: alternative: "Last time I stuck my pointy thing on someone's lips, I got jail time." }
That's more the gist I was going for.

[Reply #155 on:]

Look, you young whatdjacallit, robot, this kajigger here is the reason why I didn't bother to marry a sixth time.  

[Reply #156 on:]

Hattie: I'll just put this kajigger in that kajigger over there...

Bender: Lady, you've officially worn out your catchphrase!

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Hattie: Your penis was real, hm? Then why did I find this on my bedroom floor whatchamacallit, last night, after you left? Looks a little like your... Hm, I dunno? PENIS!

Bender: Lies! Lies and slander!

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Hattie: : And you'll never guess where this wachdjacallit...kajigger has already been....
Bender (screaming): GET IT OUT OF MY FACE!!! GET IT OUT OF MY FACE!!!

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Hattie: And for First Prize for Best Bending of an Unbendable Girder during 3011, I present this ... um, award ... which looks like ... hmmm ... a combination of the Eiffel Tower and the Space Needle ... which is supposed to represent ... oh, hell, all I know its that's it's a kajigger!