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transgender nerd under canada
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We have a whole section about merchandise, maybe you'd like to pop over there and discuss products?
That's for merchandise that exists now. I think this is meant to be about products within the show that we'd buy if they existed. As such, that would belong here.
I'd probably buy Slurm. People seem to enjoy it, and an addiction produces endorphins as a reward when it is fed, making it a happy-building thing. I'd also be wanting a Robot 1-X. I think I'd quite like a Beta Romeo if I was car shopping. An electric snail would be awesome. Finally, I'd buy the Farnsworth Teleporter so's I could blast annoying people and have them re-appear elsewhere, away from me. There's quite a few things I'd buy, really. I just don't think I'd be stupid enough to purchase a pack of Lightspeed Brand briefs. I'd probably want to make my own undergarments from the skins of my enemies anyhow. Assuming you're allowed to do that in the future. Nothing says "satisfaction" like the face of somebody who pissed you off being turned into a pair of socks so you can literally tread on the bastard every day.
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
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Slurm DOES exist...and it's awesome! I don't taste worm butt at all!
I'd like to buy vanishing cream, heh heh.
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DannyJC13
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I would eat at Fishy Joe's every week. It makes me hungry when I watch TPWP or the beginning of FATEM.
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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
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TheMadCapper
Fluffy
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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First and foremost - Bachelor Chow. Now with Flavor. It encompasses everything a bachelor needs. I have literally called foods that have almost no prep time "Bachelor Chow". Example - Uncle Ben's flavored rice pouches. You rip a lil hole in the bag, microwave it for a minute, grab a fork, and BAM, you're fed. This is a real market that seriously needs attention.
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Tachyon
DOOP Secretary
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First and foremost - Bachelor Chow. Now with Flavor. It encompasses everything a bachelor needs. I have literally called foods that have almost no prep time "Bachelor Chow". Example - Uncle Ben's flavored rice pouches. You rip a lil hole in the bag, microwave it for a minute, grab a fork, and BAM, you're fed. This is a real market that seriously needs attention.
You could add to the discussion regarding what Bachelor Chow tastes like over in this thread.
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