I'll start my own thread, with Blackjack! And captions! (framegrab thread)

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The Ponytail Club inaugural meeting has come to order.



TOP'D!

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Queequeg: (Thinking) Oh great! She's giving me that white chick with her own harpoon look. Probably explains the eye thing, though.

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The most viewed vase in the universe.

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Leela: (Thinking) "Should I ask him to show me his 'harpoon' or- Crap! He saw me looking."

In the remote chance El Man selects my crude humble entry, please give my turn to someone else.

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Queequeg: (thinking) Oh crap, two to the party with the exact same freaking ponytail. Lucky I didn't chose that white tank top after all.

And that was my first ever caption. *wooho*

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Leela: Is it true what they say about the way the way you people are… gifted?

[Reply #86 on:]

Hypnotoad's new 'Nipple-Hypno-Tattoos' weren't working out as well as he had planned.

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Leela: Wow! You have such a big harpoon! Can I see your penis as well?

[Reply #88 on:]

Leela: "I just love a man with prison tats."

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Dumb Leela: Can we mate like the blue things in avatar?

[Reply #90 on:]

Aki takes the crown, futz gets runner-up.

Excuse me, I need to go cough now.

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Yay! Cough on, partner... cough on.

What about this one? Somewhat more recent compared to the curve.

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Kiff:  Hello.  How would you like to see Richard Nixon's congressional aid?

Bender:  Do I have to be a secret service agent?

Kiff:  Yes, you do.

Farnsworth:  Go for it, Bender!

Hermes:  Yes do it!

Zoidberg:  Count me out!  I'm too scared to do anything!

Bender:  What's your take on this, Fry?

Fry:  I'll just stand here and stare. 

[Reply #93 on:]

 Futurama: The Movie — The search for Women



And fembots

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Bender: Life has been so depressing since I had Hermes' mouth surgically grafted onto my face.

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Nixon: Wait a minute. You're all fugitives! Why aren't I arresting you?

Bender: They made me return all the bribe money.

Nixon: Ah...

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 I'd say that's about it for this one.

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Winner:

Futurama: The Movie — The search for Women



And fembots

Runner-up:

Bender: Life has been so depressing since I had Hermes' mouth surgically grafted onto my face.

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Bender: Bglrszzzzzgblrrrrr...
Amy: Is he having an attack of some sort?
Leela: Nah, he's just faking it to get attention. Right, Bender?
Bender: Bglr --- [silent and still]
Leela: Bender?
[silence]
Ant: Food?

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Leela finally perfecter her Vulcan nerve pinch, to the point it even worked on Robits which don't have nerves.

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Bender: I'm so great that I can walk on the sides of invisible walls!

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Leela: Oh great, Bender's animation cel has gotten skewed again.

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How do you play this game? It looks like youre having fun.

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Pac-Man, you just caption the latest picture with a witty comment or amusing dialogue.  The winner is selected by whoever won the last picture, and they then post a picture, the process is repeated, and we all Honorably Mention™ SpaceMaN.

It could also be an amusing comment or witty dialogue.

Leela: All right stop.
Bender: Hammer Time.

edit:

How do you play this game? It looks like youre having fun.

Now that I look at it, that's also a pretty good caption.

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I guess Im a natural then! And thanks for the nickname, Spac-Man I guess I'll use that one then

Zoidberg: How do you play this game? It looks like you're having fun!

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Leela: That's the worst impression of a giant ant I've ever seen, Bender. Scruff's is so much better. [all look right to the cage]

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Professor: All right Leela, you've made your point.  Now put Bender's gyro chip back in!

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 ...and we all Honorably Mention™ SpaceMaN.

I started that.  

[Reply #109 on:]

Due to budget constraints, Bender was replaced with a cardboard cutout. It did almost the same amount of work as he did.

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Bender:  You're all losers, and you're all crazy!  I'm the coolest and the greatest!  Wanna know why?  Because I have tiger blood!  And the DNA of Robot Adnois!  Everyone thinks I'm evil, but I'm 'Duh, Winning.....'

Leela:  Oh, Lord.  He's acting like Charlie Sheen again.

Hermes:  Last time we put him in that cage with that cockroach.

Kiff:  Let's put Zoidberg in there!

Amy:  Great idea!

Zoidberg:  No, no, no!  Wait!  Wait!  Wait!  cockroachs eat lobsters!

Leela:  All the more reason we're putting you in!

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That's an ant, Kurt.

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Bender: Hambone!

Giant Medium-Sized Ant: Hambone!

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Leela: I got it, I'm a doctor.

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Leela: "It looks like he laughed himself right into a coma.  What on Earth did you just tell him, Kif?"

Kif: "Well, umm, that is, I was just... Ugh.  He heard me bragging to Amy about how long we lasted in bed last night."

Amy: "I told you five seconds wasn't a record, sweetie."

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There's nothing like a good old piece of sexual innuendo.

Show spoiler

And that was…  nothing like a good old piece of sexual innuendo.

So I'm awarding this one to

*  soylentOrange   *

Though an Honorable Mention™ goes to Pachyderme for turning an innocent question into a half-decent caption.

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If SpaceMaN's cool with it, I don't care.

[Reply #118 on:]

Are we still waiting on soylentOrange, are we letting Pachyderme put his fez to good use, or is somebody going to just post a new image? Consensus first, people!

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Second.