I'll start my own thread, with Blackjack! And captions! (framegrab thread)

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Fry-"I would do anything for love, but I won't do that, no I won't do that"

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The game of musical chairs was about to go horribly wrong.

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Fry: Oh no, no I didn't mean there was anything wrong with your clam. It's just really, really big. Also, are those baked good or toys on the table?

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coldangel sez:

1000 Years Earlier:
Fry adds a packet of sea-monkeys to a tank of water...

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Fry: I would prefer it if you didn't chop off my penis and use it as a mask...

Why do so many of your posts have something to do with Fry's penis?

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Isn't it obvious?

[Reply #726 on:]

He's had his chopped off?

[Reply #727 on:]

Why do so many of your posts have something to do with Fry's penis?

I don't know...

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Fry: No! Not the Blanka move! Haduken!

[Reply #729 on:]

Fry: Wait! Leela's much tastier than me, I swear!

[Reply #730 on:]

Fry: Just wait! I'm still recovering from Mistress Wong!

[Reply #731 on:]

Erm... ahhh... hmmm... Nibbs, for referencing the previous picture too.

That's two pics in a row on the subject of sex, will he make it three...?

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Serve me well, Google Images...

...Not that well. I don't need Freako's stuff on here.



Need a new saucy picture? Why not Zoidberg?

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Dr. Zoidberg demonstrates the newly revived science of phrenology to the beach crowd.

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Professor Lawrence: I've lost something, but I know not what of...
Professor John: I think i've found it.  Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Zoidberg: I feel like I've done this before...
Professor: Shut up and stick it inside of me!

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Not only could Zoidberg do a good hand job he could do a good head job as well.

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Here we see the symbiotic relationship between Farnsworthus Absentmindius and Decapodus Disgustingus. The Farnsworthus gets a cleaned scalp, and the Decapodus gets all the parasites it can eat.

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Only Zoidberg could polish Farnsworths knob the way he liked.

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Subtitle: Farnsworth giving head....

[Reply #740 on:]

in that deleted scene of The Prisoner of Benda, we can see how Fry in Zoidberg's body seduced Leela in the Professor's body using brainwashing.

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Zoidberg: Everybody gets one.

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John Carpenter's The Thing...Of The Future!

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Professor: What an awful dream! First, Amy Wong in S&M get-up, then one of Zoidberg's people helping Fry move a sofa ... Well, back to reality, where nothing bad can happen. Oop!-


(Referenced the last two framegrabs, and my response to one of them, topping Nibblonian Leader.)

[Reply #744 on:]

That new treatment for baldness was messy to say the least.

(Notice that I did not refer to any other framegrab. Every caption springs just like Athena from my brow.)

[Reply #745 on:]

The survivors of Galactic Flight 815, stranded on a deserted planet, are forced to reduce to homoerotic cannibalism to survive.

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And the win goes to Coldangel, for his hilariously dirty caption. Congrats, pervert!

Fnord, you one upping bastard...

Honorable Mention to SpaceMaN.

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Zoidbog: Help! Friends! My penis fell off and it is now chasing me!

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Winna wins.

[Reply #750 on:]

Winna wins.

Why? He didn't even spell Zoidberg's name right ...


Zoidberg: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Wait, there's a sale at Penney's, there is!

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Yivo: Your penis? This my vagina, you sexist f*ck.

[Reply #752 on:]

Yivo's evil intentions were revealed once he stared unleashing clockwork Zoidbergs on the world.

[Reply #753 on:]

Yivo realized that the only way to kill Zoidberg was to f*ck with him.

[Reply #754 on:]

The Genticles: "Stop, in the name of love!"

[Reply #755 on:]

The Professor's new sex toy wasn't working out as well as he originally planned...

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Okay, Nixorbo's one made me laugh. He wins.

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Zoidberg: I promise I'll never say BEEEP again, let me alone!

[Reply #758 on:]

Breaking news: Tentacle rape hits New New York.

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Breaking news: Tentacle rape hits New New York.

Isn't that just kind of an obvious statement? Cause that's what's actually happening in the image.