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SpaceMaN

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« #440 : 08-14-2011 05:39 »

It's been two days ... I say we move on with ...


Professor Farnsworth: "Interesting.  It's not every day you see someone with 2 left hands."
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« #441 : 08-14-2011 13:57 »
« : 08-14-2011 15:31 »

Professor: Oh I havn't been touched by a woman in years!
The Doctor: This makes me miss Leela even more
Futurama's Leela: I'm right here
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« #442 : 08-14-2011 14:02 »

Proffeser:

:nono:
jeepdavetj

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« #443 : 08-14-2011 21:16 »

Professor: Your from the 80's you say. Does the carpet match the drapes?
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« #444 : 08-15-2011 01:54 »

Farnsworth: "Nom nom nom"
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« #445 : 08-15-2011 04:21 »

Professor: Oh my, a genuine Cherry 2000...
jeepdavetj

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« #446 : 08-15-2011 23:54 »

And as soon as the Professor came onto Cherry, the costume party became sexually awkward.
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« #447 : 08-16-2011 09:16 »

Who is Cherry...?
hobbitboy

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« #448 : 08-16-2011 11:08 »
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 Ask in the R-rated thread.
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« #449 : 08-16-2011 11:09 »

That's some nice elbow action  :flirt:
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« #450 : 08-17-2011 01:51 »

Farnsworth: Oh my, yes. This RealDoll is an amazing piece of sexual technology all right. But I think I'll take the one in the scarf.
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« #451 : 08-17-2011 02:03 »

Professor: I know one of you stole my jelly babies, oh my yes!
Fnord
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« #452 : 08-18-2011 08:25 »

It looks like it's wound down. I'm going to go with ... Tachyon.

Just as long as I break the "first post is the one that wins" string ...
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« #453 : 08-18-2011 10:00 »


 Gee, thanks!   :cry:
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« #454 : 08-18-2011 17:54 »

Francis: Your hand smells funny.

LaBarbara: Give her the clamps ya dun hibble!
SpaceMaN

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« #455 : 08-21-2011 07:33 »

Moving along....

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« #456 : 08-21-2011 08:22 »

Bender: Fuck you, Leela. *Gives finger*

Fry was filled with rage. Luckily, Lrrr was right behind him, ready to beat Bender into iron filings.



(Yes, I know it's not Lrrr...)
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« #457 : 08-21-2011 12:05 »

Nixon's Head: [off-screen] Hey, I'm the one who gets to do the ""V for Victory" thing, Arooooo....!
Inquisitor Hein
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« #458 : 08-21-2011 12:10 »

Bender "Look at my mighty metal finger, and shudder at the thought where it has been...."
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« #459 : 08-21-2011 12:32 »

Bender's Final Thought: Well, we all think inter-species sex is just fun and games. Protoplasm shooting all over the place, the squelch of alien organs meshed with mutant parts; it all seems like good, clean fun. But when the heart gets involved, all your painfully acquired metaphysical insights go right out the window, and you're reduced to battling it out like the rutting chimpanzees you all are.
It's not pretty. If you're in a relationship, and differences over the fundamental questions of species and genetic compatibility are making things difficult, maybe it's time to move on. Find someone new, someone who will accept you and the way your laughably limited human intelligence chooses to codify and rationalise the chaos of existence.
After all, in the absence of a human God, that's all you're all doing anyway.
So remember: take care of yourselves - and each other. Meatbags.

Announcer: Be sure to tune in next time, when three-headed lesbian
strippers battle it out with transvestite non-corporeal porn stars!
Tomorrow on Bender!

Crowd: Bender! Bender! Bender! Bender! Bender! Bender!
CommanderZapp

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« #460 : 08-21-2011 16:38 »

If that doesn't win. All hope is lost.
Fnord
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« #461 : 08-22-2011 07:35 »

Fry finally figures out what "Pull My Finger" means.
hobbitboy

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« #462 : 08-22-2011 11:15 »

Bender: That's it! We'll all play Twister™ or… no, better yet, Strip Twister™! With blackjack and hookers.
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« #463 : 08-22-2011 22:30 »

As the smell filled Frys nose he thought Bender had farted, then realized it didn't smell like Castrol. By the time he realized Lrr had farted, he was already digested.
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« #464 : 08-22-2011 22:40 »

I'll give it to coldangel_1.  That was good.

Honorable Mention™ to Inquisitor Hein.
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« #465 : 08-23-2011 01:49 »

I hate having to find new images. Ugh... the burdens of awesomeness...



It's small, but so's your penis.
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« #466 : 08-23-2011 03:20 »

Fry: Is he dead? I can't look...

Bender: [kicking corpse] Yeah, he's dead.

Amy: [sniffling] Looks like no more goat's milk for our Admiral Crunch.
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« #467 : 08-23-2011 04:07 »

Bender: Holy Shit!

Amy: There were blanks in that gun.

Bender: Holy Shit!

Fry: I didn't even point it at him!

Bender: Holy Shit!

Amy: THOSE were blanks in that gun!

Bender HOLY SHIT!!!
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« #468 : 08-23-2011 05:25 »

Bender: This... is... New New York! [kicks goat into hole]
Fnord
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« #469 : 08-23-2011 06:25 »

Bender: (kicks) I ... have (kicks) had ... enough of YOU! (kicks goat over cliff)
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« #470 : 08-23-2011 11:04 »

Bender: Look on the bright side, meatbags. We've got a new shoe cleaner.
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« #471 : 08-23-2011 11:50 »

Bender: Holy Shit!

Amy: There were blanks in that gun.

Bender: Holy Shit!

Fry: I didn't even point it at him!

Bender: Holy Shit!

Amy: THOSE were blanks in that gun!

Bender HOLY SHIT!!!

Later...

Fry: Bender, about before, I didn't mean to... I-I'm sorry...

A small tear ran down Bender's face...

Fry: Buddy, you okay?

Bender slowly looked up at Fry...

Bender: HOLY SHIT.
hobbitboy

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« #472 : 08-23-2011 15:07 »


 Bender discovered he was a natural at goat-shuffleboard.
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« #473 : 08-23-2011 16:21 »

Bender:  Ugh.  The burdens of awesomeness.
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« #474 : 08-25-2011 22:36 »

Fnord for the Trek reference.
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« #475 : 08-26-2011 00:36 »

Ask in the R-rated thread.

can someone please direct me to this thread?


Bender: And there goes another one of Fry's ''dog''...
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« #476 : 08-26-2011 01:15 »

Amy: "Poor Mr. Chunks finally gave up the goat."

Fry:  "This is wrong.  It doesn't behoove us to treat his body like this."

Bender: "Shut up and help me dump him in the river."
coldangel

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« #477 : 08-26-2011 02:47 »

I said Fnord won.
Any Star Trek reference automatically wins.
Anybody who posts a caption after the winner is declared is automatically banned.
Fnord
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« #478 : 08-26-2011 07:17 »

Here we go ...



Anybody who posts a caption after the winner is declared is automatically banned.

Even if it's for another picture?
DannyJC13

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« #479 : 08-26-2011 10:14 »

Zoidberg's idea of a foursome wasn't exactly right...
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