I'll start my own thread, with Blackjack! And captions! (framegrab thread)

[#440 :]

It's been two days ... I say we move on with ...

Professor Farnsworth: "Interesting.  It's not every day you see someone with 2 left hands."

[#441 :]

Professor: Oh I havn't been touched by a woman in years!
The Doctor: This makes me miss Leela even more
Futurama's Leela: I'm right here

[#442 :]

Proffeser:

[#443 :]

Professor: Your from the 80's you say. Does the carpet match the drapes?

[#444 :]

Farnsworth: "Nom nom nom"

[#445 :]

Professor: Oh my, a genuine Cherry 2000...

[#446 :]

And as soon as the Professor came onto Cherry, the costume party became sexually awkward.

[#447 :]

Who is Cherry...?

[#448 :]

 Ask in the R-rated thread.

[#449 :]

That's some nice elbow action  

[#450 :]

Farnsworth: Oh my, yes. This RealDoll is an amazing piece of sexual technology all right. But I think I'll take the one in the scarf.

[#451 :]

Professor: I know one of you stole my jelly babies, oh my yes!

[#452 :]

It looks like it's wound down. I'm going to go with ... Tachyon.

Just as long as I break the "first post is the one that wins" string ...

[#453 :]

 Gee, thanks!   

[#454 :]

Francis: Your hand smells funny.

LaBarbara: Give her the clamps ya dun hibble!

[#455 :]

Moving along....

[#456 :]

Bender: Fuck you, Leela. *Gives finger*

Fry was filled with rage. Luckily, Lrrr was right behind him, ready to beat Bender into iron filings.



(Yes, I know it's not Lrrr...)

[#457 :]

Nixon's Head: [off-screen] Hey, I'm the one who gets to do the ""V for Victory" thing, Arooooo....!

[#458 :]

Bender "Look at my mighty metal finger, and shudder at the thought where it has been...."

[#459 :]

Bender's Final Thought: Well, we all think inter-species sex is just fun and games. Protoplasm shooting all over the place, the squelch of alien organs meshed with mutant parts; it all seems like good, clean fun. But when the heart gets involved, all your painfully acquired metaphysical insights go right out the window, and you're reduced to battling it out like the rutting chimpanzees you all are.
It's not pretty. If you're in a relationship, and differences over the fundamental questions of species and genetic compatibility are making things difficult, maybe it's time to move on. Find someone new, someone who will accept you and the way your laughably limited human intelligence chooses to codify and rationalise the chaos of existence.
After all, in the absence of a human God, that's all you're all doing anyway.
So remember: take care of yourselves - and each other. Meatbags.

Announcer: Be sure to tune in next time, when three-headed lesbian
strippers battle it out with transvestite non-corporeal porn stars!
Tomorrow on Bender!

Crowd: Bender! Bender! Bender! Bender! Bender! Bender!

[#460 :]

If that doesn't win. All hope is lost.

[#461 :]

Fry finally figures out what "Pull My Finger" means.

[#462 :]

Bender: That's it! We'll all play Twister™ or… no, better yet, Strip Twister™! With blackjack and hookers.

[#463 :]

As the smell filled Frys nose he thought Bender had farted, then realized it didn't smell like Castrol. By the time he realized Lrr had farted, he was already digested.

[#464 :]

I'll give it to coldangel_1.  That was good.

Honorable Mention™ to Inquisitor Hein.

[#465 :]

I hate having to find new images. Ugh... the burdens of awesomeness...



It's small, but so's your penis.

[#466 :]

Fry: Is he dead? I can't look...

Bender: [kicking corpse] Yeah, he's dead.

Amy: [sniffling] Looks like no more goat's milk for our Admiral Crunch.

[#467 :]

Bender: Holy Shit!

Amy: There were blanks in that gun.

Bender: Holy Shit!

Fry: I didn't even point it at him!

Bender: Holy Shit!

Amy: THOSE were blanks in that gun!

Bender HOLY SHIT!!!

[#468 :]

Bender: This... is... New New York! [kicks goat into hole]

[#469 :]

Bender: (kicks) I ... have (kicks) had ... enough of YOU! (kicks goat over cliff)

[#470 :]

Bender: Look on the bright side, meatbags. We've got a new shoe cleaner.

[#471 :]

Bender: Holy Shit!

Amy: There were blanks in that gun.

Bender: Holy Shit!

Fry: I didn't even point it at him!

Bender: Holy Shit!

Amy: THOSE were blanks in that gun!

Bender HOLY SHIT!!!

Later...

Fry: Bender, about before, I didn't mean to... I-I'm sorry...

A small tear ran down Bender's face...

Fry: Buddy, you okay?

Bender slowly looked up at Fry...

Bender: HOLY SHIT.

[#472 :]

 Bender discovered he was a natural at goat-shuffleboard.

[#473 :]

Bender:  Ugh.  The burdens of awesomeness.

[#474 :]

Fnord for the Trek reference.

[#475 :]

Ask in the R-rated thread.

can someone please direct me to this thread?


Bender: And there goes another one of Fry's ''dog''...

[#476 :]

Amy: "Poor Mr. Chunks finally gave up the goat."

Fry:  "This is wrong.  It doesn't behoove us to treat his body like this."

Bender: "Shut up and help me dump him in the river."

[#477 :]

I said Fnord won.
Any Star Trek reference automatically wins.
Anybody who posts a caption after the winner is declared is automatically banned.

[#478 :]

Here we go ...

Anybody who posts a caption after the winner is declared is automatically banned.

Even if it's for another picture?

[#479 :]

Zoidberg's idea of a foursome wasn't exactly right...