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SpaceMaN

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« #280 : 07-15-2011 21:24 »


Zoidberg sees what they did there.
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« #281 : 07-16-2011 20:06 »

*Hey! Call a winner bump!*
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« #282 : 07-16-2011 20:58 »

Was it me? Zoidberg thinks it's me. Is it is it is it?
winna

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« #283 : 07-16-2011 21:20 »

I liked mine a lot. :shifty:
hobbitboy

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« #284 : 07-17-2011 03:39 »


   *Hey! Call a winner bump!*


Okay, okay. If you insist.

The winner I choose is

*  Fnord  *
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« #285 : 07-17-2011 04:24 »

You spelled my name wrong. :(
Fnord
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« #286 : 07-17-2011 06:04 »

Don't worry, Xanfor, he's mispronounced mine many times ...

Well, here we go. I don't think this one has been posted before.

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« #287 : 07-17-2011 06:41 »

Francis:
hobbitboy

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« #288 : 07-17-2011 12:08 »

Francis (aka Clamps): Ooh, Slick. That does it! When I get my clamps on on some crazy glue solvent you're DEAD!
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« #289 : 07-17-2011 12:12 »

Francis: Why am I trying to crack the combinations to these locks? I HAVE CLAMPS, WHY DON'T I JUST USE THEM? I'M A FREAKING GENIUS, YOU IDIOT.
NastyInThePasty

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« #290 : 07-17-2011 12:20 »

Clamps: [reading off back of clamp] Right...thirty...two...left.. .AW, THE HELL WITH THIS...! [rips off locker door and throws it aside]
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« #291 : 07-17-2011 15:19 »

Francis: That's the last time I trade hands with Fry, they still smell of Vaseline and shame.
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« #292 : 07-17-2011 21:36 »

Bender: Okay, ma ho's, this ain't no drill. Hedonism Bot is waiting right outside and wants one of you to come with him.
Leela [thinking] Oh, lord.
LaBarbara Oh, don't you even...
Amy [thinking] Please pick me, please pick me, please pick me...

What, wheres the funny? The only reason I wrote this is because you always say it's a good thing you don't write for Futurama...Right back at ya.

I "always say"? Find more than one time I've said that. That's right, I said it once, when you were submitting a serious concern with the move of storyline. If you didn't get it, this is not a serious speculations thread on possible storyline or continuity.
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« #293 : 07-18-2011 12:47 »

Clamps: You build a thousand bridges, but clamp one transvesbot....
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« #294 : 07-18-2011 13:51 »

Clamps: I've got you now, little neutrino!
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« #295 : 07-18-2011 14:17 »

Clamps: "You know what you're gonna get - the crushers!"... no, no, no... "I'm gonna crimp ya!", nah, that stinks too. Darn it, coming up with a catchphrase is harder than it looks.
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« #296 : 07-18-2011 14:55 »

Francis: Francis!? FRANCIS!? FRAN-*BLEEEEEEEP*INGFRANCIS!?  I am gonna clamp the *Bleep* outta that Joey Mousepad once I'm done with this episode.
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« #297 : 07-19-2011 22:41 »

And the winner is ...

jeepdavetj

With hobbitboy a close second. Honorable mention to Xanfor, and that guy we always give an honorable mention to.
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« #298 : 07-19-2011 22:55 »

Good boy. Have a cookie.
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« #299 : 07-20-2011 00:36 »

Again? Nice....... OK, here ya go.





I have a feeling this could go very, very, very wrong. Prove me right!
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« #300 : 07-20-2011 00:39 »

Amy: So last night my penis fell off. I feel so alone Professy.

Professor: Mhmm... I see.
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« #301 : 07-20-2011 02:41 »

Amy: Kiffy kept warning me about his cold-blooded nature, but I didn't listen!

Farnsworth: Oh, there, there, Amy. There'll be other amphibious humanoid creatures out there for you, yes.
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« #302 : 07-20-2011 02:45 »

Professor: You are getting sleepy...very, very sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy...you must now take your bra off...
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« #303 : 07-20-2011 04:01 »

   The temperature was falling, plummeting to zero and below faster than Fry's awareness of his surroundings whenever cartoons were on the television. Marooned on the cold, icy planetoid, Amy and the Professor wrapped themselves in the duramylar insulation from their wrecked ship, trying to contain what little warmth their bodies generated. Near the horizon, the distant pinpoint of a nearby star rose into the sky, torturing them with the thought of heat existing only a few mere lightyears out of their reach.
   "Amy," said the Professor suddenly, "is that you?"
   Amy sighed. "Yes, Professor," she replied.
   "Good," the old man nodded. "I was afraid it would be Bender. If there is one person who I would not want to be around during the inevitable hour of my death, it would be Bender. I don't like the way he looks at my artificial kneecap."
   "Why would Bender be interested in your artificial kneecap?" asked Amy. The young doctor's breath sent little clouds of condensation passing around each of their faces.
   The Professor, shivering, glanced around to make sure they were alone. "It isn't as though I haven't looked at his kneecaps, you know. That's the problem with you people nowadays."
   "Looking at kneecaps?"
   "No! Not appreciating the kneecaps you have. Alas, even I have fallen prey to the temptation. You are lucky, Amy. You still have your original body parts, and don't know what it's like to have them replaced. Bender and I share a similarity that none would guess: we both know what it is like to no longer be the person we once were."
   Amy stared into the Professor's reflective glasses. "Everyone changes, Professor. None of us are the same person we were, even yesterday. I remember who I was before I met Kif. I'm not the same person now. I wouldn't give anything to change back, though."
   Nodding, the Professor pulled his impromptu blanket tighter around himself. "You've grown. You've loved and lost, then loved again. But one day, when part of you is taken permanently, then you will understand."
   Amy bowed her head against a gust of wind that suddenly whipped past the two of them. "I would never be the same," she whispered.
   "None of us are," the Professor agreed, reaching out a comforting hand to her shoulder.
   Two hours later, the rest of the Planet Express crew showed up and rescued Amy and the Professor, following a tracking signal being broadcast by an implant in the Professor's artificial kneecap.
   There was a lesson to be learned here, but the author has forgotten what it was.
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« #304 : 07-20-2011 05:04 »

The professor was happy. He could now test the theory that his new invention would protect you from falling rocks only if you kept both of your hands inside of it.
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« #305 : 07-20-2011 11:03 »

   The temperature was falling, plummeting to zero and below faster than Fry's awareness of his surroundings whenever cartoons were on the television. Marooned on the cold, icy planetoid, Amy and the Professor wrapped themselves in the duramylar insulation from their wrecked ship, trying to contain what little warmth their bodies generated. Near the horizon, the distant pinpoint of a nearby star rose into the sky, torturing them with the thought of heat existing only a few mere lightyears out of their reach.
   "Amy," said the Professor suddenly, "is that you?"
   Amy sighed. "Yes, Professor," she replied.
   "Good," the old man nodded. "I was afraid it would be Bender. If there is one person who I would not want to be around during the inevitable hour of my death, it would be Bender. I don't like the way he looks at my artificial kneecap."
   "Why would Bender be interested in your artificial kneecap?" asked Amy. The young doctor's breath sent little clouds of condensation passing around each of their faces.
   The Professor, shivering, glanced around to make sure they were alone. "It isn't as though I haven't looked at his kneecaps, you know. That's the problem with you people nowadays."
   "Looking at kneecaps?"
   "No! Not appreciating the kneecaps you have. Alas, even I have fallen prey to the temptation. You are lucky, Amy. You still have your original body parts, and don't know what it's like to have them replaced. Bender and I share a similarity that none would guess: we both know what it is like to no longer be the person we once were."
   Amy stared into the Professor's reflective glasses. "Everyone changes, Professor. None of us are the same person we were, even yesterday. I remember who I was before I met Kif. I'm not the same person now. I wouldn't give anything to change back, though."
   Nodding, the Professor pulled his impromptu blanket tighter around himself. "You've grown. You've loved and lost, then loved again. But one day, when part of you is taken permanently, then you will understand.  My penis has fallen off."
   Amy bowed her head against a gust of wind that suddenly whipped past the two of them. "I would never be the same," she whispered.
   "None of us are," the Professor agreed, reaching out a comforting hand to her shoulder.
   Two hours later, the rest of the Planet Express crew showed up and rescued Amy and the Professor, following a tracking signal being broadcast by an implant in the Professor's artificial kneecap.
   There was a lesson to be learned here, but the author has forgotten what it was.


This one is really good Xanfor! :)
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« #306 : 07-20-2011 11:51 »

Professor: What is thy bidding, my master?
Amy: There is a great disturbance in the Force.
Professor: I have felt it.
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« #307 : 07-20-2011 14:17 »

Xanfor FTW! Since he basically wrote a fan fic based off this :p

Second to Fnord.

Honors to Nasty.
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« #308 : 07-20-2011 14:41 »



   "Look at us, Bender, you and I and our unlikely membership in the brotherhood of artificial kneecaps."
   "Is it worth some money?"
   "Oh my, no."
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« #309 : 07-20-2011 15:04 »

Only 14 hours?  I didn't even see that one.  Oh well.

Together (singing): Those were the daaaaaaays!
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« #310 : 07-20-2011 16:21 »

Bender: I love you, Professor!

Professor: Oh my, yes...
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« #311 : 07-20-2011 20:01 »

Lol!
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« #312 : 07-20-2011 20:27 »

Don't think I didn't notice what you did in that quote, winna.
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« #313 : 07-20-2011 20:38 »

Bender: I love you, Professor!

Professor: Oh my, yes...



Professor: I love you, Bender!

Bender: I love me too, Professor!
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« #314 : 07-20-2011 21:59 »

Professor: Ah, Bender, you give the best colonoscopy I've ever had.
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« #315 : 07-20-2011 23:03 »

"Hey Professor, what's so funny?"
"Oh nothing Bender, just my new invention has put the others in agonizing, excruciating pain."
"Neat!"
jeepdavetj

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« #316 : 07-20-2011 23:36 »

Prof: Checking my prostate with that cold steal.....................bri sk baby.
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« #317 : 07-21-2011 03:05 »

Leela (off-screen): Bender, I told you to bend the Professor's neck the other way!
Fnord
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« #318 : 07-21-2011 04:30 »

Professor: Yes, well you can bite my peachy, curvaceous ass.
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« #319 : 07-21-2011 06:38 »
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Leela (off-screen): Bender, I told you to bend the Professor's neck the other way!


Fry (off-screeeeeen): "Leela, you need to be clearer with Bender!"
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