I'll start my own thread, with Blackjack! And captions! (framegrab thread)

[#240 :]

Bender: And heres my specialty for tonight's dinner....

Judge 1: Just looking at that lobster is giving me seafood poisoning

Judge 2: Is he wearing a diaper?

Bender: It adds flavor

All Judges: * vomit *

[#241 :]

Bender: And heres my specialty for tonight's dinner....
Judge 1: Just looking at that lobster is giving me seafood poisoning
Judge 2: Is he wearing a diaper?
Bender: It adds flavor
All Judges: * vomit *

That was pretty good for your first caption, I laughed.

[#242 :]

The judges here are showing the three possible reactions to a fart: Wondering What It Is; Fearful At The Smell; Realizing The Humor.

[#243 :]

What a low turnout. Has the influx of the new episodes reduced participation? Well, I guess we'll never know...

Gorky FTW.

[#244 :]

Hey, neat! I'm flattered, El-Man, thanks.

Now for a new, blurry framegrab!

[#245 :]

Leela: Godammit, another invisible barbell?! Where do they keep coming from...?

[#246 :]

Bender: And heres my specialty for tonight's dinner....

Judge 1: Just looking at that lobster is giving me seafood poisoning

Judge 2: Is he wearing a diaper?

Bender: It adds flavor

All Judges: * vomit *

I feel you were cheated Infoman that was by far the funniest of the lot
Bias forum stick to old peelers lame jokes I guess. 
I'm sure EI-Man has a terrific sense of humor if he picks that rather than yours
it's like ordering a salad rather than a burger...Oh you're a vegan that explains it.

[#247 :]

Leela's attempt to goose Bender failed once again, due to her lack of depth perception.

[#248 :]

@Who,where,what,how?

You win some, you lose some no biggie. I congratulate Gorky

[#249 :]

Bender: And heres my specialty for tonight's dinner....

Judge 1: Just looking at that lobster is giving me seafood poisoning

Judge 2: Is he wearing a diaper?

Bender: It adds flavor

All Judges: * vomit *

I feel you were cheated Infoman that was by far the funniest of the lot
Bias forum stick to old peelers lame jokes I guess. 
I'm sure EI-Man has a terrific sense of humor if he picks that rather than yours
it's like ordering a salad rather than a burger...Oh you're a vegan that explains it.

I thought you were going to delete your account. It made me happy.

[#250 :]

Bender: And heres my specialty for tonight's dinner....

Judge 1: Just looking at that lobster is giving me seafood poisoning

Judge 2: Is he wearing a diaper?

Bender: It adds flavor

All Judges: * vomit *

I feel you were cheated Infoman that was by far the funniest of the lot
Bias forum stick to old peelers lame jokes I guess. 
I'm sure EI-Man has a terrific sense of humor if he picks that rather than yours
it's like ordering a salad rather than a burger...Oh you're a vegan that explains it.

Oh no, you've figured out my deepest, darkest secret: I'm not funny at all! People only reward me with meaningless victories in a just-for-fun framegrab game because I'm a more established member! Guess the charade is over.

[#251 :]

Leela: Now this is a trust exercise, just fall back and I will catch you.........

[#252 :]

Leela: All right, you won the bet. See, I've got the polishing mittens...

Bender: Damn right! Now, here's my ass. Get to work!

(And I'm not a vegetarian, I just live with one.)

[#253 :]

Leela: Bender, what do you mean you can't remember? You were the one who said you could find your way back to the ship!

Bender: So, I lied. What do I care? You're the one who's boned if you haven't found a Tauntaun carcass by sunset.

[#254 :]

I don't know how long I'm supposed to wait before declaring a winner, but I sense there shan't be any more entries, so here it is: jeepdavetj wins, because sometimes the most obvious caption is also the best one.

Yes, I've bastardized Occam's Razor to rationalize my decision. It's called being really classy.

[#255 :]

Holy crapple in the Snapple! I won?  Ok, here ya go, I went with something pretty new. Just because I don't know which has been used before. So enjoy. This should be interesting!








Um, and if I did this totally wrong, someone else take over. I suck at computers 

[#256 :]

Bender: Okay, ma ho's, this ain't no drill. Hedonism Bot is waiting right outside and wants one of you to come with him.
Leela [thinking] Oh, lord.
LaBarbara Oh, don't you even...
Amy [thinking] Please pick me, please pick me, please pick me...

[#257 :]

( As a side note, I think we have discovered the secret behind Leela's nipples, she has none?)

[#258 :]

Amy's been really in-your-face about getting her PhD.

Or, Jeep, one could be lopsided...?

[#259 :]

Ah, like a side draft carburetor. Or a slipple nipple.

[#260 :]

Indeed.

[#261 :]

Bender: Okay, ma ho's, this ain't no drill. Hedonism Bot is waiting right outside and wants one of you to come with him.
Leela [thinking] Oh, lord.
LaBarbara Oh, don't you even...
Amy [thinking] Please pick me, please pick me, please pick me...

What, wheres the funny? The only reason I wrote this is because you always say it's a good thing you don't write for Futurama...Right back at ya.

Bender: Okay, we got An astronaut. Now which one of you is going to be the moon?...It can't be Labarbara because her ass is black.

[#262 :]

Amy being a whore.

[#263 :]

Amy: Hey guys, I just got back from my physics convention. Uh, why are you two wearing those skimpy outfits?

[#264 :]

( As a side note, I think we have discovered the secret behind Leela's nipples, she has none?)

This happens more than you think.

What, wheres the funny? The only reason I wrote this is because you always say it's a good thing you don't write for Futurama...Right back at ya.

The last of these three reactions is not like the others.

[#265 :]

Bender: That's the worst Village People impersonation I've ever seen.  You don't even have the right number of People!

[#266 :]

Bender: You call this sexy?! The bile would be rising to the top of my throat if I had bile.

[#267 :]

Bender: You got the helmet so nobody notices that eyeball!

Leela: Yeah, like they'll be looking at my face...

[#268 :]

Bender: No, no, no! Its Step Step Kick Step Turn Slide Step Step Jump Brachiate Ululate and then gently down, you idiots, NOT Step Step Kick Step Turn Step Slide Slip Batusi Undulate and then fall on your ass! And would it kill you to Emote a little, for goodness sakes.

[#269 :]

Leela: We're not those type of girls! We're not going to do that with each other!

LaBarbra: You tell him girl!

Amy: ...

Bender: OK, OK, how about we turn on some fans and rub some vasoline on the lenses for an artsie effect?

Leela & Labarbra: Uhmmm...

Amy: ...

Bender: And I throw in a bucket of hot wings.

Leela & Labarbra: Deal!

Bender: And Leela, the helmet goes too!

Amy: Yes!

[#270 :]

Hobbit takes it! I was waitin for some one to pull out a Shriners joke with LaBarbras hat

[#271 :]

[#272 :]

Amy and Hermes enjoyed their invisible milkshake while Zoidberg looked on with want. Bender on the otherhand was thinking of how to steal the Lime Green Touch Lamp the professor had bolted to the table.

[#273 :]

Lacking lips, a heartbroken Zoidberg was unable to join in on the "synchronized whistling" contest.

[#274 :]

The Professor stands naked in front of everyone, exposing his full-frontal nudity.

Amy & Hermes: Ooooh.

Bender: Impressive.

Zoidberg: Meh, I've chopped off bigger ones than that.

[#275 :]

Professor:  Due to budget constraints I've sold the ship and replaced it with this very stylish and highly economical miniature intergalactic flying saucer.  On future delivery missions you'll use the microtronic black hole compressor to shrink your bodies down to the appropriate size to fit comfortably within the saucer.  Oh, by the way, the compressor doesn't work on clothes...

[#276 :]

That's one parole board I wouldn't want to face ...

[#277 :]

Amy and Hermes were impressed that Leela was going on a date with a rich doctor. Bender only heard 'rich'. Zoidberg was unimpressed - he knew from personal experience that doctors never had any money.

[#278 :]

The Topless Tuesday contest winner was always tough choice.

[#279 :]

Zoidberg: Mmm, chopped off dicks and flaming garbage.  This conversation is making me so hungry!