I'll start my own thread, with Blackjack! And captions! (framegrab thread)

[Reply #240 on:]

Bender: And heres my specialty for tonight's dinner....

Judge 1: Just looking at that lobster is giving me seafood poisoning

Judge 2: Is he wearing a diaper?

Bender: It adds flavor

All Judges: * vomit *

[Reply #241 on:]

Bender: And heres my specialty for tonight's dinner....
Judge 1: Just looking at that lobster is giving me seafood poisoning
Judge 2: Is he wearing a diaper?
Bender: It adds flavor
All Judges: * vomit *

That was pretty good for your first caption, I laughed.

[Reply #242 on:]

The judges here are showing the three possible reactions to a fart: Wondering What It Is; Fearful At The Smell; Realizing The Humor.

[Reply #243 on:]

What a low turnout. Has the influx of the new episodes reduced participation? Well, I guess we'll never know...

Gorky FTW.

[Reply #244 on:]

Hey, neat! I'm flattered, El-Man, thanks.

Now for a new, blurry framegrab!

[Reply #245 on:]

Leela: Godammit, another invisible barbell?! Where do they keep coming from...?

[Reply #246 on:]

Bender: And heres my specialty for tonight's dinner....

Judge 1: Just looking at that lobster is giving me seafood poisoning

Judge 2: Is he wearing a diaper?

Bender: It adds flavor

All Judges: * vomit *

I feel you were cheated Infoman that was by far the funniest of the lot
Bias forum stick to old peelers lame jokes I guess. 
I'm sure EI-Man has a terrific sense of humor if he picks that rather than yours
it's like ordering a salad rather than a burger...Oh you're a vegan that explains it.

[Reply #247 on:]

Leela's attempt to goose Bender failed once again, due to her lack of depth perception.

[Reply #248 on:]

@Who,where,what,how?

You win some, you lose some no biggie. I congratulate Gorky

[Reply #249 on:]

Bender: And heres my specialty for tonight's dinner....

Judge 1: Just looking at that lobster is giving me seafood poisoning

Judge 2: Is he wearing a diaper?

Bender: It adds flavor

All Judges: * vomit *

I feel you were cheated Infoman that was by far the funniest of the lot
Bias forum stick to old peelers lame jokes I guess. 
I'm sure EI-Man has a terrific sense of humor if he picks that rather than yours
it's like ordering a salad rather than a burger...Oh you're a vegan that explains it.

I thought you were going to delete your account. It made me happy.

[Reply #250 on:]

Bender: And heres my specialty for tonight's dinner....

Judge 1: Just looking at that lobster is giving me seafood poisoning

Judge 2: Is he wearing a diaper?

Bender: It adds flavor

All Judges: * vomit *

I feel you were cheated Infoman that was by far the funniest of the lot
Bias forum stick to old peelers lame jokes I guess. 
I'm sure EI-Man has a terrific sense of humor if he picks that rather than yours
it's like ordering a salad rather than a burger...Oh you're a vegan that explains it.

Oh no, you've figured out my deepest, darkest secret: I'm not funny at all! People only reward me with meaningless victories in a just-for-fun framegrab game because I'm a more established member! Guess the charade is over.

[Reply #251 on:]

Leela: Now this is a trust exercise, just fall back and I will catch you.........

[Reply #252 on:]

Leela: All right, you won the bet. See, I've got the polishing mittens...

Bender: Damn right! Now, here's my ass. Get to work!

(And I'm not a vegetarian, I just live with one.)

[Reply #253 on:]

Leela: Bender, what do you mean you can't remember? You were the one who said you could find your way back to the ship!

Bender: So, I lied. What do I care? You're the one who's boned if you haven't found a Tauntaun carcass by sunset.

[Reply #254 on:]

I don't know how long I'm supposed to wait before declaring a winner, but I sense there shan't be any more entries, so here it is: jeepdavetj wins, because sometimes the most obvious caption is also the best one.

Yes, I've bastardized Occam's Razor to rationalize my decision. It's called being really classy.

[Reply #255 on:]

Holy crapple in the Snapple! I won?  Ok, here ya go, I went with something pretty new. Just because I don't know which has been used before. So enjoy. This should be interesting!








Um, and if I did this totally wrong, someone else take over. I suck at computers 

[Reply #256 on:]

Bender: Okay, ma ho's, this ain't no drill. Hedonism Bot is waiting right outside and wants one of you to come with him.
Leela [thinking] Oh, lord.
LaBarbara Oh, don't you even...
Amy [thinking] Please pick me, please pick me, please pick me...

[Reply #257 on:]

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( As a side note, I think we have discovered the secret behind Leela's nipples, she has none?)

[Reply #258 on:]

Amy's been really in-your-face about getting her PhD.

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Or, Jeep, one could be lopsided...?

[Reply #259 on:]

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Ah, like a side draft carburetor. Or a slipple nipple.

[Reply #260 on:]

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Indeed.

[Reply #261 on:]

Bender: Okay, ma ho's, this ain't no drill. Hedonism Bot is waiting right outside and wants one of you to come with him.
Leela [thinking] Oh, lord.
LaBarbara Oh, don't you even...
Amy [thinking] Please pick me, please pick me, please pick me...

What, wheres the funny? The only reason I wrote this is because you always say it's a good thing you don't write for Futurama...Right back at ya.

Bender: Okay, we got An astronaut. Now which one of you is going to be the moon?...It can't be Labarbara because her ass is black.

[Reply #262 on:]

Amy being a whore.

[Reply #263 on:]

Amy: Hey guys, I just got back from my physics convention. Uh, why are you two wearing those skimpy outfits?

[Reply #264 on:]

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( As a side note, I think we have discovered the secret behind Leela's nipples, she has none?)

This happens more than you think.

What, wheres the funny? The only reason I wrote this is because you always say it's a good thing you don't write for Futurama...Right back at ya.

The last of these three reactions is not like the others.

[Reply #265 on:]

Bender: That's the worst Village People impersonation I've ever seen.  You don't even have the right number of People!

[Reply #266 on:]

Bender: You call this sexy?! The bile would be rising to the top of my throat if I had bile.

[Reply #267 on:]

Bender: You got the helmet so nobody notices that eyeball!

Leela: Yeah, like they'll be looking at my face...

[Reply #268 on:]

Bender: No, no, no! Its Step Step Kick Step Turn Slide Step Step Jump Brachiate Ululate and then gently down, you idiots, NOT Step Step Kick Step Turn Step Slide Slip Batusi Undulate and then fall on your ass! And would it kill you to Emote a little, for goodness sakes.

[Reply #269 on:]

Leela: We're not those type of girls! We're not going to do that with each other!

LaBarbra: You tell him girl!

Amy: ...

Bender: OK, OK, how about we turn on some fans and rub some vasoline on the lenses for an artsie effect?

Leela & Labarbra: Uhmmm...

Amy: ...

Bender: And I throw in a bucket of hot wings.

Leela & Labarbra: Deal!

Bender: And Leela, the helmet goes too!

Amy: Yes!

[Reply #270 on:]

Hobbit takes it! I was waitin for some one to pull out a Shriners joke with LaBarbras hat

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[Reply #272 on:]

Amy and Hermes enjoyed their invisible milkshake while Zoidberg looked on with want. Bender on the otherhand was thinking of how to steal the Lime Green Touch Lamp the professor had bolted to the table.

[Reply #273 on:]

Lacking lips, a heartbroken Zoidberg was unable to join in on the "synchronized whistling" contest.

[Reply #274 on:]

The Professor stands naked in front of everyone, exposing his full-frontal nudity.

Amy & Hermes: Ooooh.

Bender: Impressive.

Zoidberg: Meh, I've chopped off bigger ones than that.

[Reply #275 on:]

Professor:  Due to budget constraints I've sold the ship and replaced it with this very stylish and highly economical miniature intergalactic flying saucer.  On future delivery missions you'll use the microtronic black hole compressor to shrink your bodies down to the appropriate size to fit comfortably within the saucer.  Oh, by the way, the compressor doesn't work on clothes...

[Reply #276 on:]

That's one parole board I wouldn't want to face ...

[Reply #277 on:]

Amy and Hermes were impressed that Leela was going on a date with a rich doctor. Bender only heard 'rich'. Zoidberg was unimpressed - he knew from personal experience that doctors never had any money.

[Reply #278 on:]

The Topless Tuesday contest winner was always tough choice.

[Reply #279 on:]

Zoidberg: Mmm, chopped off dicks and flaming garbage.  This conversation is making me so hungry!