InfoMan!
Crustacean
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Bender: And heres my specialty for tonight's dinner....
Judge 1: Just looking at that lobster is giving me seafood poisoning
Judge 2: Is he wearing a diaper?
Bender: It adds flavor
All Judges: * vomit *
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Leela: Godammit, another invisible barbell?! Where do they keep coming from...?
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Who, Where, What, How?
Delivery Boy
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Bender: And heres my specialty for tonight's dinner....
Judge 1: Just looking at that lobster is giving me seafood poisoning
Judge 2: Is he wearing a diaper?
Bender: It adds flavor
All Judges: * vomit *
I feel you were cheated Infoman that was by far the funniest of the lot Bias forum stick to old peelers lame jokes I guess. I'm sure EI-Man has a terrific sense of humor if he picks that rather than yours it's like ordering a salad rather than a burger...Oh you're a vegan that explains it.
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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I don't know how long I'm supposed to wait before declaring a winner, but I sense there shan't be any more entries, so here it is: jeepdavetj wins, because sometimes the most obvious caption is also the best one.
Yes, I've bastardized Occam's Razor to rationalize my decision. It's called being really classy.
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Aki
Professor
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Bender: Okay, ma ho's, this ain't no drill. Hedonism Bot is waiting right outside and wants one of you to come with him. Leela [thinking] Oh, lord. LaBarbara Oh, don't you even... Amy [thinking] Please pick me, please pick me, please pick me...
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Who, Where, What, How?
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #261 on: 07-12-2011 01:48 »
« Last Edit on: 07-12-2011 02:02 »
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Bender: Okay, ma ho's, this ain't no drill. Hedonism Bot is waiting right outside and wants one of you to come with him. Leela [thinking] Oh, lord. LaBarbara Oh, don't you even... Amy [thinking] Please pick me, please pick me, please pick me...
What, wheres the funny? The only reason I wrote this is because you always say it's a good thing you don't write for Futurama...Right back at ya. Bender: Okay, we got An astronaut. Now which one of you is going to be the moon?...It can't be Labarbara because her ass is black.
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Xanfor
DOOP Secretary
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( As a side note, I think we have discovered the secret behind Leela's nipples, she has none?)
This happens more than you think. What, wheres the funny? The only reason I wrote this is because you always say it's a good thing you don't write for Futurama...Right back at ya. The last of these three reactions is not like the others.
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Bender: You call this sexy?! The bile would be rising to the top of my throat if I had bile.
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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Leela: We're not those type of girls! We're not going to do that with each other!
LaBarbra: You tell him girl!
Amy: ...
Bender: OK, OK, how about we turn on some fans and rub some vasoline on the lenses for an artsie effect?
Leela & Labarbra: Uhmmm...
Amy: ...
Bender: And I throw in a bucket of hot wings.
Leela & Labarbra: Deal!
Bender: And Leela, the helmet goes too!
Amy: Yes!
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NastyInThePasty
Professor
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Lacking lips, a heartbroken Zoidberg was unable to join in on the "synchronized whistling" contest.
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Tachyon
DOOP Secretary
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Professor: Due to budget constraints I've sold the ship and replaced it with this very stylish and highly economical miniature intergalactic flying saucer. On future delivery missions you'll use the microtronic black hole compressor to shrink your bodies down to the appropriate size to fit comfortably within the saucer. Oh, by the way, the compressor doesn't work on clothes...
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futz
Liquid Emperor
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The Topless Tuesday contest winner was always tough choice.
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