I'll start my own thread, with Blackjack! And captions! (framegrab thread)

[Reply #200 on:]

Waitaminute! I didn't have a chance at EITHER of these ... Isn't there a rule that says that 24 hours without a post have to pass before a judgment?

No, the rule has always been that if 24 hours pass without an entry being made or winner being declared, or a declared winner posting a new grab then it's a free-for-all. Anybody can post a new grab.

Lrn2PEEL plz.

That's one of the rules ... There are others.

Lrn2PEEL.

Listen buttweasel, I saw the first incarnation of this thread. I've been playing sporadically since the beginning. I know whereof I speak. To quote Mom, jam a bastard in it, you crap.

I know how2PEEL. I knew how2PEEL before you joined, asshat.

Let me find a framegrab here...

Beelzebot: Well well well, look who wants his wing-wang back.

[Reply #201 on:]

Beelzebot: This is Robot Hell, idiot, not the Robo Hotel. Just for that, I'm not going to validate your parking.

[Reply #202 on:]

So, I'm supposed to believe your **** fell off?

[Reply #203 on:]

But which character is saying that? This could make or break your chance of winning this round, winna, don't mess it up.

[Reply #204 on:]

Robot Devil: Honestly...what is up with that hair?!

[Reply #205 on:]

Robot Devil: So, Mr. Fry, I hear you sexually molested my three robot daughters.
Fry: Robot daughters?

[Reply #206 on:]

Robot Devil: Mr. Fry, this may be Robot Hell but we still have rules here.

Fry: Yeah, like...?

Robot Devil: Like you can't just pee anywhere.

Fry: So like where...?

Robot Devil: Not on my leg for starters.

[Reply #207 on:]

Robot Devil: Sorry Fry, the heater IS going to press charges. I can't represent you.

Fry: Why not? Cause your the Devil?

Robot Devil: What? No. Convicted Felon. This thing with Bender, you know what? Doesn't matter.....Here is the Hyper Chickens number.....

[Reply #208 on:]

Cause your the Devil?

RAGE.

[Reply #209 on:]

Cause your the Devil?

RAGE.

You missed the "Cause", the missing comma between "Sorry" and "Fry", the wrongly put ellipses and the capital letter after ellipsis. Neither of them are annoying enough to be pointed out, though, so I don't really see the point in this.

[Reply #210 on:]

And no ' on Hyper Chickens...

[Reply #211 on:]

Son. Of. A. Bitch.


I forgot, this be Nazi country. I was using my phone, my apologies

[Reply #212 on:]

Grammar Nazi country. The other ones, no.

[Reply #213 on:]

Robot Devil: You think that impresses me? I'm the robot Devil!

[Reply #214 on:]

Robot Devil: So why are you here?

Fry: I talked at the theater.

Robot Devil: In that case, you want the special hell.

[Reply #215 on:]

Robot Devil: So why are you here?

Fry: I talked at the theater. I stole candy from a baby.

Robot Devil: Join me, my right hand man.

[Reply #216 on:]

Heres a quick tip!
The key to winning at this game is good punctuation.
It has nothing to do with creativity or humor.

[Reply #217 on:]

No, that's not true at all; I can select a winner – and honorable mention, for that matter – for many reasons: humor, creativity, parody/satire skills (but never irony؟), and many more that I am too lazy to type at this time. Do you really think that I would rank "punctuation" so highly on the list‽

[Reply #218 on:]

No, that's not true at all; I can select a winner – and honorable mention, for that matter – for many reasons: humor, creativity, parody/satire skills (but never irony؟), and many more that I am too lazy to type at this time. Do you really think that I would rank "punctuation" so highly on the list‽

I don't take part in this game anymore because I don't have very good punctuation.
Aki said extra points go to good punctuation. So thats basically me out. Punctuation does seem a very strong part of the game, people being caught out for it. Just a bit unfair, In my opinion.

[Reply #219 on:]

Just wanted to say, my lack of correct punctuation will not keep me from participating in the game. I will always post, even if its just to annoy

[Reply #220 on:]

Glad to hear that.  I look forward to your annoying posts.

[Reply #221 on:]

I do my best dammit!

[Reply #222 on:]

A lot of times people post things that are pretty much unreadable or not understandable because of weak spelling or punctuation. It's not that the submitter is being penalized for wobbly skills, it's just that no one knows what it's supposed to mean or it reads far different than what the author meant to say.

[Reply #223 on:]

I don't take part in this game anymore because I don't have very good punctuation.
Aki said extra points go to good punctuation. So thats basically me out. Punctuation does seem a very strong part of the game, people being caught out for it. Just a bit unfair, In my opinion.

That was when I was the leader, and quite frankly, the leader of the game is allowed to give extra points to whoever he or she wants. Now it is weiner's turn, and he can give points for mentioning Zoidberg if he wants to.

That aside, it was also a joke. And if you had paid attention to what went on, I was the one calling out Danny for calling out such a minor mistake.

RAGE.

You missed the "Cause", the missing comma between "Sorry" and "Fry", the wrongly put ellipses and the capital letter after ellipsis. Neither of them are annoying enough to be pointed out, though, so I don't really see the point in this.

See what I did there? See the "Neither of them are annoying enough to be pointed out" and the "I don't really see the point in this"?

Now quit playing martyr and get back to posting funny captions.

[Reply #224 on:]

Robot Devil: Why are you here? Well, frankly, it was your lack of grammar that damned you to hell. Its kinda a pet peeve of God.

[Reply #225 on:]

Beelzebot:

[Reply #226 on:]

Robot Devil: You know what? You can go to hell.
Fry: But... I am in hell.
Robot devil: Hm?

[Reply #227 on:]

Robot Devil: Why are you here? Well, frankly, it was your lack of grammar that damned you to hell. Its kinda a pet peeve of God.

Robot Devil (continued): As you may have noticed from my lack of an apostrophe in that last sentence, that's why I'm here too!

[Reply #228 on:]

I've been playing sporadically since the beginning.

Well, that explains why you didn't see it, then.

Getting back to the thread ...

Robot Devil: Well, Mr. Fry, this is how I run things in Heaven. I can't be held accountable for what Michelle Bachman said about the place.

(too obscure?)

[Reply #229 on:]

I've been playing sporadically since the beginning.

Well, that explains why you didn't see it, then.

The asshat n00bs like you with asshat posts like that are two of the reasons I'm not tempeted back into this thread very often. Also, it's very rare now that there is more than one caption posted per grab that's actually funny. It's not uncommon to get a grab posted to which nobody makes an amusing or even vaguely cromulent reply.

* tnuk swirls his cape and departs in his flying saucer.

[Reply #230 on:]

Ok, everyone, let's try to stay on track. Don't make me turn this thread around!

Robot Devil: I invented all sorts of punishment on your kind Fry. You know that constant nagging disgusting urge you vile humans have to urinate?

Fry: Yeah, what of it?

Robot Devil: Oh, nothing. It just sickens me. *shudders*

[Reply #231 on:]

I do my best dammit!

Ah, you remind me of me from just a few weeks ago...

[Reply #232 on:]

Robot Devil: Look Fry, I've already told you, there's nobody here by the name of I. C. Weiner.
Fry: Aw, crud!
Robot Devil: You know, I would have thought that by this point in your life you'd have learned to recognise a crank call when you hear one.

[Reply #233 on:]

Beelzebot: No, you cannot borrow my hands again! I’m still having therapy from the last time . . .

[Reply #234 on:]

H'okay, so it's been over a day since the last submission, so I'll make a call now:

Winner:

Beelzebot: This is Robot Hell, idiot, not the Robo Hotel. Just for that, I'm not going to validate your parking.

Runner-up:

Robot Devil: So why are you here?

Fry: I talked at the theater.

Robot Devil: In that case, you want the special hell.

And Honorable Mention:

Beelzebot:

[Reply #235 on:]

And this is my last screen cap. Need to do some more.

[Reply #236 on:]

Zoidberg: Y-M-C-A!
Bender: (harsh whisper) Can it, crawdad. They're sick of the contemporary pop culture references!

[Reply #237 on:]

Bender: I'm sorry, he was just impregnated by the Hypnotoad.

[Reply #238 on:]

Rightmost Judge: Astounding, two dummies and no ventriloquists!

[Reply #239 on:]

Zoidberg: I can't hold up this invisible barbell any longer, I can't!