Best *Short* One-Liners

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I'm making a new thread for this because the quotes thread has almost exclusively longer quotes. I need ideas for short quotes to put on ribbons to give out at a convention.

So far I'm leaning toward "I'll be whatever I wanna do," and "Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!"

Ideas?

[#1 :]

Shut up baby I know it!

Also, smell this milk.

[#2 :]

Haha! Good ones.

[#3 :]

I didn't know if those would be relevant toward whatever goal the ribbons will achieve.  If it's just for a laugh or joke, "Good news, everyone!" would be funny, IMO.

[#4 :]

Yeah, it's just for amusement.

[#5 :]

kif, inform the men. i've made it with a woman.

In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

[#6 :]

Hahaha. Good ones, though I think they need to be a bit shorter to fit on the ribbons.

[#7 :]

You win again, gravity!

Death by snu-snu!

Jam a bastard in it!

This wangs chung!

[#8 :]

I'm also thinking about

"If I don't survive, tell my wife 'hello.'"

[#9 :]

Any Neutralism would work ... "All I know is that my gut says maybe."

[#10 :]

 Pazuzu!

and

 With my last breath I curse Zoidberg!

also

 Help! I'm still in mid-peril, you clods!

[#11 :]

"My thong!"

[#12 :]

Arrooo!

Dirt doesn't need luck!

Did everything just taste purple?

Sweet, sweet candy. Bam.

Oh your God!

Robot Hooooouse!

Kif, show them the medal I won.

If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall!

[#13 :]

MY MANWICH! MY SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOS!

[#14 :]

ow, my sperm.

[#15 :]

NIXON'S BACK!

[#16 :]

If it is a blue ribbon you can do "What smells like blue?"

[#17 :]

If it is a blue ribbon you can do "What smells like blue?"

YES.

Here are my suggestions. Most of them would probably fit on a ribbon.

Awesome. Awesome to the max.
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
I'll be in the angry dome!
Hot diggity daffodil!
Kif, we have a conundrum.
Off you go, apparently!

And the old stand-by...

You watched it! You can't UN-watch it!

[#18 :]

Bite my shiny metal ass!

[#19 :]

Whale Biologist!

[#20 :]

Ha, before I saw the avy I was sure Tachyon suggested that one!

"U Leave me Breathless"

or

"U R 2 Cute"

If you know them well enough that is

"Superking, the best one of the three!"

[#21 :]

A lot of good ones, but I still think "Good news, everyone!" would be the best for a gag gift of a ribbon stating "Good news, everyone!" because they would wonder what the good news was.





























It's the Bible.

[#22 :]

Farnsworth 1: Good news, everyones!
Farnsworth A: After carefully reading the scriptures, we've concluded that none of us are evil.
Farnsworth 1: Yes, the Bible is the real good news.

[#23 :]

Ahm sorry, Ah thought you was corn.

[#24 :]

how did i forget:

Do the Bender!

[#25 :]

DA SEI NE!

However you spell it

[#26 :]

 We're owl exterminaters!

[#27 :]

Whenever someone says something dumb, I'm tempted to say "That's stupid" with the same irritated tone Leela employs in "The Problem With Popplers." But you probably wouldn't want to put that on a ribbon...

[#28 :]

Leela: "This society's a bunch of idiots!"

[#29 :]

"I don't want to live on this planet any more."

[#30 :]

No I'm...doesn't

[#31 :]

"I guess I'd be angry too if I had to go to some uninhabited planet."

[#32 :]

I ended up doing "I'll be whatever I wanna do!" I'll link y'all to a pic when I receive my ribbons!

[#33 :]

Did someone suggest that? Aw man I can't believe I didn't say that, that's one of my faves!

[#34 :]

Randi, I suggested it in my initial post.

[#35 :]

Oh...soooo you had us ramble on making suggestions while the whole time you're lounging back in your comfy chair going "muahahaha"...how very Matt Groening of you.

It's a very awesome quote though!

[#36 :]

Hahaha! I just thought someone might suggest something better!

[#37 :]

Bender: Every nerd's fantasy, baby.

and...

Bender: I prefer the term "love machine".

[#38 :]

So how do I get in on this panel hosting action or its an annual thing where you are?

[#39 :]

Randi, it's an annual convention in Ohio.