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lemily33

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« : 03-19-2011 03:38 »
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I'm making a new thread for this because the quotes thread has almost exclusively longer quotes. I need ideas for short quotes to put on ribbons to give out at a convention.

So far I'm leaning toward "I'll be whatever I wanna do," and "Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!"

Ideas?
SpaceMaN

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« #1 : 03-19-2011 05:15 »

Shut up baby I know it!

Also, smell this milk.
lemily33

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« #2 : 03-19-2011 05:35 »

Haha! Good ones.
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« #3 : 03-19-2011 05:45 »

I didn't know if those would be relevant toward whatever goal the ribbons will achieve.  If it's just for a laugh or joke, "Good news, everyone!" would be funny, IMO.
lemily33

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« #4 : 03-19-2011 06:06 »

Yeah, it's just for amusement. :)
flesheatingbull

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« #5 : 03-19-2011 06:15 »
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kif, inform the men. i've made it with a woman.

In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
lemily33

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« #6 : 03-19-2011 06:21 »

Hahaha. Good ones, though I think they need to be a bit shorter to fit on the ribbons.
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« #7 : 03-19-2011 07:09 »

You win again, gravity!

Death by snu-snu!

Jam a bastard in it!

This wangs chung!
lemily33

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« #8 : 03-19-2011 07:19 »

I'm also thinking about

"If I don't survive, tell my wife 'hello.'"
Fnord
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« #9 : 03-19-2011 08:17 »

Any Neutralism would work ... "All I know is that my gut says maybe."
hobbitboy

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« #10 : 03-19-2011 10:12 »


 Pazuzu!

and

 With my last breath I curse Zoidberg!

also

 Help! I'm still in mid-peril, you clods!
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« #11 : 03-19-2011 10:27 »

"My thong!"
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« #12 : 03-19-2011 10:30 »

Arrooo!

Dirt doesn't need luck!

Did everything just taste purple?

Sweet, sweet candy. Bam.

Oh your God!

Robot Hooooouse!

Kif, show them the medal I won.

If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall!
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« #13 : 03-19-2011 12:43 »

MY MANWICH! MY SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOS!
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« #14 : 03-19-2011 19:12 »

ow, my sperm.
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« #15 : 03-19-2011 19:23 »

NIXON'S BACK!
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« #16 : 03-19-2011 19:29 »

If it is a blue ribbon you can do "What smells like blue?"
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« #17 : 03-19-2011 19:41 »

If it is a blue ribbon you can do "What smells like blue?"
YES.

Here are my suggestions. Most of them would probably fit on a ribbon.

Awesome. Awesome to the max.
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
I'll be in the angry dome!
Hot diggity daffodil!
Kif, we have a conundrum.
Off you go, apparently!

And the old stand-by...

You watched it! You can't UN-watch it! :D
lilkitten29

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« #18 : 03-19-2011 20:02 »

Bite my shiny metal ass!
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« #19 : 03-19-2011 20:26 »

Whale Biologist!
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« #20 : 03-19-2011 20:40 »

Ha, before I saw the avy I was sure Tachyon suggested that one!

"U Leave me Breathless"

or

"U R 2 Cute"

If you know them well enough that is :D

"Superking, the best one of the three!"

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« #21 : 03-20-2011 07:35 »

A lot of good ones, but I still think "Good news, everyone!" would be the best for a gag gift of a ribbon stating "Good news, everyone!" because they would wonder what the good news was.





























It's the Bible.
hobbitboy

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« #22 : 03-20-2011 10:50 »

Farnsworth 1: Good news, everyones!
Farnsworth A: After carefully reading the scriptures, we've concluded that none of us are evil.
Farnsworth 1: Yes, the Bible is the real good news.
NastyInThePasty

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« #23 : 03-20-2011 19:32 »

Ahm sorry, Ah thought you was corn.
flesheatingbull

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« #24 : 03-21-2011 06:32 »

how did i forget:

Do the Bender!
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« #25 : 03-21-2011 09:25 »

DA SEI NE!

However you spell it :p
hobbitboy

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« #26 : 03-21-2011 09:50 »


 We're owl exterminaters!
Gorky

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« #27 : 03-21-2011 10:48 »

Whenever someone says something dumb, I'm tempted to say "That's stupid" with the same irritated tone Leela employs in "The Problem With Popplers." But you probably wouldn't want to put that on a ribbon...
vonboy
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« #28 : 03-21-2011 11:31 »

Leela: "This society's a bunch of idiots!"
Fnord
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« #29 : 03-22-2011 07:35 »

"I don't want to live on this planet any more."
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« #30 : 03-22-2011 07:58 »

No I'm...doesn't
Louiswuenator

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« #31 : 03-22-2011 14:07 »

"I guess I'd be angry too if I had to go to some uninhabited planet."
lemily33

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« #32 : 03-22-2011 21:24 »

I ended up doing "I'll be whatever I wanna do!" I'll link y'all to a pic when I receive my ribbons!
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« #33 : 03-22-2011 22:50 »

Did someone suggest that? Aw man I can't believe I didn't say that, that's one of my faves!
lemily33

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« #34 : 03-22-2011 23:10 »

Randi, I suggested it in my initial post. :)
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« #35 : 03-23-2011 00:06 »

Oh...soooo you had us ramble on making suggestions while the whole time you're lounging back in your comfy chair going "muahahaha"...how very Matt Groening of you. :laff: :laff:

It's a very awesome quote though!
lemily33

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« #36 : 03-23-2011 00:38 »

Hahaha! I just thought someone might suggest something better! :D
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« #37 : 03-23-2011 13:23 »
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Bender: Every nerd's fantasy, baby.

and...

Bender: I prefer the term "love machine".
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« #38 : 03-23-2011 18:19 »

So how do I get in on this panel hosting action or its an annual thing where you are?
lemily33

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« #39 : 03-23-2011 21:24 »

Randi, it's an annual convention in Ohio. :)
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