I am Bender, please insert caption! (Framegrab thread)

[Reply #80 on:]

What happens when PEEL is down, and no employees get notification
Because
1) Nobody wants to see SpaceMaN's junk, and
B) I've implied we all work for Planet Express. God bless the stock.
TOP'D. Now I have to link the pic.

[Reply #81 on:]

Unfortunately, Hermes' terrible drum-playing created such a neighborhood disturbance that everyone in the hot tub got arrested.

[Reply #82 on:]

Naked Reggae Party was not the hit Fox expected it to be.

[Reply #83 on:]

Hermes: GONNA GIT IN THA HOT TUB...GONNA ME ME SWEAT! GONNA GIT IN THA HOT TUB...GONNA MAKE ME WET! Well-well-well...

[Reply #84 on:]

Jamaican weddings have a certain way of going "bad".

[Reply #85 on:]

Hermes thinking: When I heard we were having a party, this isn't the kind of line I was hoping for at all.

[Reply #86 on:]

Okay, new thread. Captions awayyyy!

Leela
You're... NAKED!

[Reply #87 on:]

Hermes did not know why the new Alien Masters revered steel drum players but as the rest of Earth's occupants were rounded up he finally felt like all the lessons his mother made him take as a child were worth it.

[Reply #88 on:]

"Steel Drums Hero III,"
"now better than sex!"

[Reply #89 on:]

Okay, new thread. Captions awayyyy!

*brain pic*

Leela
You're... NAKED!

All I can say 'bout that is.. LOL. 

[Reply #90 on:]

Looks like time to pick a winner ... ilovebender.com (Honorable mentions to SoS and that guy we're supposed to honorably mention from now on.)

[Reply #91 on:]

Looks like time to pick a winner ... ilovebender.com (Honorable mentions to SoS and that guy we're supposed to honorably mention from now on.)

Yay!.. YAY! - I won! I won, and on my 2nd day of being a member too!
I was all like; Whatwhat? What do I do? What do I do? Lol, I guess that means that I actually have to do something now lol. This is gonna be fun on a bun!

Upon further study of the ways of the thread, I guess that means that I have to now find another picture (and maybe pick a winner too... I assume so.)

I don't know but I'll take a whack at it.

YAY, I won, and without trying!
(I didn't even know there was anything to win or that this was even a competetion .)
Sorry, that was a nice surpirse though, Thank You Fnord.  



Let the captions comense!

[Reply #92 on:]

I guess that means that I have to now find another picture (and maybe pick a winner too... I assume so.)

You assume correctly.

YAY, I won, and without trying!

More often than not that's how this game seems to work. Likelihood of winning is inversely proportional to effort put in.


Fry: Hey, Leela, you gotta try this new titanium shampoo.

[Reply #93 on:]

fry: leela This is not the time to get naked!.

[Reply #94 on:]

Over the years Fry had taken a lot of ribbing about his tinfoil hat but during the invasion of the mind-control strippers he was the one who had the last laugh.

[Reply #95 on:]

Fry thinks: Man, this tin foil sure is good for getting the ladies' to take of their clothes.

[Reply #96 on:]

Fry: If we cover ourselves in foil maybe they won't see us. I know we may have to eat grubs and freeze at night until...

Nimbus Crew: Hey look it's Leela! I'd recognize those anywhere! Whooo - Hi Leela!
Hey Leela, need another lift?!? Hey tell the guys, Leela's here!

Fry: Hey!

[Reply #97 on:]

Fry: "In Webelos they used to say that, if you got stranded somwhere, you should flash a pilot to get his attention."

Leela: [lifts shirt]

Fry: "I kinda meant flash him with the tinfoil, but yeah, that could work."
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or:

Fry: "What do you mean we have to cross this river?  I can't swim!"

Leela: "Don't worry.  In case of a water landing, my boobs can be used as a floatation device."

[Reply #98 on:]

Fry:  I'm thirsty and we're stuck in the middle of the desert!

Leela:  C'mon, Fry!  We're about to take the Nes-tea Plunge! 

[Reply #99 on:]

Fry: [thinking] Wow, this tinfoil shampoo really helps cut down on the dandruff!

Leela: Really? Move over and give me the bottle, Fry.

[Reply #100 on:]

Fry: Leela, he said he'd give us a lift he could see your boots, not your boo...

Leela: Oh. Well, that's sort of even kinkier.

[Reply #101 on:]

Aluminum foil hats are better than Hoffman lenses: If you wore Hoffman lenses, people looked like ugly ghouls. If you wore an aluminum foil hat, people looked like busty women taking off their clothes.

[Reply #102 on:]

Fry: Crap, I should've worn aluminum foil underpants.

[Reply #103 on:]

Just then Fry realized how glad he was to be a man...and Leela wasn't even doing his laundry.

[Reply #104 on:]

Sadly, the use for nipples had vanished by the 31st century.

[Reply #105 on:]

We have a winner! An' the winner is, that guy. So please put your hands together for... That guy. a.k.a CommanderZapp, honorable mention to SpaceMaN... it was close.

[Reply #106 on:]

We have a winner! An' the winner is, that guy. So please put your hands together for... That guy. a.k.a CommanderZapp, honorable mention to SpaceMaN... it was close.

Wooooooooooo! Woooooooo!  

Jeez, it is true, you win with no effort at all.
2nd win overall.

And yeah... Honorable mention to SpaceM... ilovebend... CommanderZ... Kryt... Fnord... El-M... SheperdOf... SoylentO... mazd... Naah, ignore this.  



Let the "battle dialogue"-writing commence!

[Reply #107 on:]

Fry:  Die darth vader DIE!

[Reply #108 on:]

Fry: I should be fine...as long as the monkey doesn't start throwing barrels at me.

[Reply #109 on:]

Over one thousand years and the invention of flying cars later, Fry thought, as he unmercifully fired his laser and obliterated the vehicles in front and to the side of him in a gory explosion, the drivers in this city haven't changed one bit.

Presenting Phillip J. Fry: Traffic Cop!

[Reply #110 on:]

Fry
Alrite Donkey Kong, it's pay back time!

[Reply #111 on:]

Fry:  All right!  Finally get to live out my cop show fantasy!  I'm Ponch and Bender's John!

Bender (not shown):  Wrong Fry!  _I'm_ Ponch!  And _You're_ John!


Ponch and John are from that cop show CHiPs, BTW.  I'm a huge fan of 1970's cop shows. 

[Reply #112 on:]

Fry: Leela, lock S-foils in attack position!

Leela (over intercom): Fry, stop quoting that damn movie!

[Reply #113 on:]

Farnsworth [spooky disembodied voice]: "Fry, use the force.  Trust your instincts."

Fry: "Would you shut up?  It's hard enough to concentrate as it is!"

[Reply #114 on:]

Fry: Look at the size of that thing. Seriously, Leela, come and look.

[Reply #115 on:]

Fry: "All right you bastards, this one's for Porkins!"

[Reply #116 on:]

Fry always had a "thing" for Star Wars, but he couldn't exercise it before he started dating Colleen

[Reply #117 on:]

Fry: "Beep."

[Reply #118 on:]

Fry: GO GO POWER RANGERSSSSSS

[Reply #119 on:]

Nice ones so far.
I'll just pick a preliminary... Wait... Have we had this before?   

No, I'll just pick one after all the major "playahs" have posted.