I am Bender, please insert caption! (Framegrab thread)

[#120 :]

   

Introducing the Scooty-Puff Commander.

"Who's ready for safe fun a strafing run?"

[#121 :]

Fry thought he was only going to be late for the Rolling Stones' 1000 Anniversary Tour ("We're Gonnar Retire After This Tour, And This Time We Mean It"), but he actually missed the whole thing.

EDIT: Saw the typo "Gonnar", but decided to keep it there.

[#122 :]

Yeah, I think that now is the time to pick a "winna".

No new posts since hobbitboy's.

1st place goes to the leader of Xanforia, Xanfor!
2nd place goes to SheperdOfShark. (It was really a close one).
3rd place goes to El-man/NastyInThePasty.

[scruffy thinks]I'm expecting a thanks later, Xanfor.[/scruffy thinks]

Naah, just kiddin'. Kongratz to Xanfor! Again.

EDIT: Fnord posted while I wrote this, so I'll honorably mention him here...

...and give him a honorary 6th place.

[#123 :]

You forgot to give an Honorable Mention to SpaceMaN!

I would have competed this round, but I will be out of town Thurs/Fri and I didn't know when you would call it and didn't want to hold things up.

[#124 :]

You forgot to give an Honorable Mention to SpaceMaN!

I would have competed this round, but I will be out of town Thurs/Fri and I didn't know when you would call it and didn't want to hold things up.

Yeah, sorry. Yo are one of da playahz.
I did perhaps call it a bit early. But You could have a Prize!
The honorable mention SpaceMaN was supposed to get!

Ugh... Naah, to hell with it. SpaceMaN, you've got yourself a honorable mention.

[#125 :]

1st place goes to the leader of Xanforia, Xanfor!

Actually, that Xanfor was killed by aliens for being too awesome. Xanforia is now led by a woman named Visen Alexandria, who is equally awesome but three times more sensible.

Now, to post a frame grab before I do absolutely anything else... Oh, a kitty!

[#126 :]

Matt Groening: Can genitals effectively function?

[#127 :]

No, they can not. I have hosted the image elsewhere to solve this problem.

(Sorry about that... )

[#128 :]

Fry:  Dude... I've got the munchies so bad...

[#129 :]

Hermes prepares a batch of his homemade gumbo, but the fumes packed quite a wallop.

[#130 :]

Bender: hey ....dude's...... you gotta try this......thing....
fry: wooohooo maan  right onnnn
hermes:  that's my kind of jamaccian bacon.......chill...........

[#131 :]

It was hard work on the windlass, but watching Leela's rear end move was a definite plus.

[#132 :]

Hermes
I love you guys, you guys are like family to me still.

Fry
I'm thirsty!

'Extacy Fail'

[#133 :]

TV Announcer: Tonight on Channel 14, we provide an exclusive in-depth exposé of the deplorable working conditions inside the Slurm factory ...

[#134 :]

Narrator: This is just one way to make sausage. Here are the makin' it by forcing pink twine into magma.

Jeez, this was bad. 

[#135 :]

 Fry: (upbeat) Indentured servitude? Everything's better with Mentos!

[#136 :]

Fry: "I'm never buying Omicronian LSD again!"

[#137 :]

Fry, Hermes, and Bender: Around and around and around we go!  Where we stop, no one knows!  Ring around the rosey!  Pokcets full of posies!  Ashes!  Ashes!  And we all fall down! 

[#138 :]

After 48 hours in the Stoning Mines, ANYBODY will remember to Honorably Mention SpaceMaN.
Here's lookin' to you, FHM.

[#139 :]

First place to NastyInThePasty, with an honorable mention to...

...Nibblonian Leader.

[#140 :]

Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcellent. [tents fingers]

[#141 :]

Offscreen voice: No, wait! This sign says that the robot-mutilating weaponry is upstairs!

[#142 :]

Bender <mumbling>: Gotta remember, "finger off the trigger until the sights are on the target".

[#143 :]

Bender's attempts to be more like Leela were in vain as he could not manage to shoot out one of his eyes.  However, being a weather vain was still in the cards.

[#144 :]

Bender's complete ineptitude meant he didn't land the part of Robin Hood, but was a shoe-in for 'Sheriff's Guard'.

[#145 :]

Never play with sex toys from the stupid ages.

[#146 :]

Bender: Aw, crap. I knew I should have tried body piercing out on Fry first.

[#147 :]

Bender thinks: Well... This did not go as planned, I really need to stop foolin' around with Crossbowbots.

[#148 :]

Bender:  That's it!   Next time, I'm being the cowboy, and Fry and Leela are the Indians! 

[#149 :]

Crossbow FAIL

[#150 :]

Unfotunatly Bender's shooting instructor was a retired stormtrooper.

Crossbow FAIL

This is perhaps the least surprising post I've seen all month.

[#151 :]

Bender:  *think to self* Ok, Bender.  Just act natural & no one will notice.  If anyone does & asks you about it, you meant to do this...

[#152 :]

Crossbow FAIL

This is perhaps the least surprising post I've seen all month.

You were expecting different?

[#153 :]

No.  I thought least surprising would imply that's exactly what he was expecting.

[#154 :]

Or he could have expected the unexpected?  Or maybe it is just me expecting that he would have expected the unexpected?  Would that have been unexpected to this expected conversation?

[#155 :]

What happens in Offtopic stays in Offtopic. 

[#156 :]

Very true El-Man...back to the captions!

[#157 :]

Bender: Eat your weak human heart out, William Tell!

(shoots arrow)

[#158 :]

seattlejohn01 wins, although everyone came up with good captions.

[#159 :]

seattlejohn01 wins, although everyone came up with good captions.

Kzongratz!