Okay, what is the deal with "War Is The H Word"?

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So, do we know what the end to "War Is The H Word" was, if any?  (Besides Bender's gasp after he says "ass.")  Or was the end cut off for everybody?  I assume it wasn't for people in other countries, though...

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Nah, after they reprogrammed the bomb to explode on his least used words, he keeps saying some of his most unused words, to find out what it is. He then says "Antiqueing", and blows up, and then says: "I'm allright/okay", forget which one.

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Originally posted by Cherrn:
Nah, after they reprogrammed the bomb to explode on his least used words, he keeps saying some of his most unused words, to find out what it is. He then says "Antiqueing", and blows up, and then says: "I'm allright/okay", forget which one.

Wait, they reprogrammed it?  Did they do that after Bender gasped?
Fucking Katherine Harris/Al Gore/FOX News (you could blame any of them, really, because it was Harris that came on, and it was FOX News that reported it).

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Yeah, when they got back to Earth, they couldn't remove the bomb, cause it was glued on or something...so they reprogrammed it to go off on another word than ass.

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only 1 posts to delivery boy

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WOW! only 350-something to starship captain for me!

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Wank:
Ha! Beat you.

Hangman:
Damn it, I already told you, I converted your signature to a Jpeg for you! It's available at  http://willy-pete.tripod.com/hangmnsig.jpg
and it takes 1/13th as long to download as the bitmap version does. Please, PLEASE use this as your signature instead. It's just common courtesy. I'm sure I'm not the only one here who doesn't have the time to sit through a an ass-numbingly long 251k download every time you post another message.

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Originally posted by Willy Pete:
Damn it, I already told you, I converted your signature to a Jpeg for you! It's available at  http://willy-pete.tripod.com/hangmnsig.jpg
and it takes 1/13th as long to download as the bitmap version does. Please, PLEASE use this as your signature instead. It's just common courtesy. I'm sure I'm not the only one here who doesn't have the time to sit through a an ass-numbingly long 251k download every time you post another message.

I even wonder, how it is possible to display a Bitmap in a browser. Or does only IE support that (did not try it with Netscape)?

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Just how is war the "H" Word????
just saw the episode as i am new to futurama, seen almost all of them over the last few days been downloading like crazy.

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Originally posted by Langly:
Just how is war the "H" Word????
just saw the episode as i am new to futurama, seen almost all of them over the last few days been downloading like crazy.

War is Hell. Hell is the "H-Word". Any questions?

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oye!

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Kryten, I almost made the same mistake.  I think when he says "how is . . ." he means "how good is . . ."

Please don't destroy my faith in you, Lang

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I loved war is the H word...stupid morons on Channel 4!!!!! if it so ADULT move it to 8 or 9aclock.*Cheers*In other news.....Mihoshi the hottest ANime char around *BZZZT*ack...computer dieing down...keep your eyes open for Futurama fic in the Future

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Actually, I have a question of my own about "War is the H-Word." What is that thingy on Bender's chest that appears after he joins the army? It looks like some kind of engraving, but I can't see it very well on my TV.

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No, it dog tags. Everyone has them, but bender doesn't have a rope for them, (magnets)

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Whooooo!  This is gonna be a biggun!

 

Professor:  "Well that's it, let's reactivate him... Wake up!" *smacks Bender*

Bender:  *yawn*  "Hey chumps and chumpettes!"  "Did you get the bomb out?"  "Can I go back to sayin' the word I love to say?"

Zoidberg:  "I'm sorry but we couldn't remove it."

Professor:  "It's stuck in there with glue or something, I don't know."

Bender:  "Well this is just great, what's the point of livin' if I can't say ass?" *gasp*  "Hey I didn't blow up!"  "Ass ass ass ass ass."  "Alright, I'm back in the saddle!"

Leela:  "We couldn't disarm the bomb so we reset the word that triggers it."

Amy:  "It's from the list of words you almost never say."

Bender:  "That's usin' your ass!"  "So what's the word?"

Hermes:  "We think it's better if you don't know."

Bender:  "Oooh come on, I'm not gonna say it, please?"  "OH!  Is it "please"?"

Fry:  "Nope."

Bender:  "Hmmm, words I never say...Oh!"  "I know!"  ""Thanks!""

Leela:  "Bender, stop trying to destroy the world!"

Bender:  "Wait wait wait wait, is it "sorry"?"  "No..."funderful"?"  "Ehh, "non-alcoholic"?"

Amy:  "Quit it!"
Fry:  "Bender!"
Hermes:  "Stupid mon!"
Zoidberg:  "Enough already!"

Bender:  ""Compassion"?"  ""Shrimp-toast"?"  ""Antiqueing"?"

*EXPLOSION*

Bender:  "I'm alright!" (END)

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The Quote Nazi