Hell, yeah, another framegrab thread!

[#640 :]

If you can read this, you're gonna need glasses in about two seconds. [Leela does Three Stooges eye-poke]

[#641 :]

Heaven.

[#642 :]

Since 'tis the season:

Nibblonian Leader:  (reading list)  Apparently, Timmy's been a good boy....Ohh, and he works well with others in class.

[#643 :]

Nibblonian Leader:  Hmmm, this note says you're a contestant for The Dating Game!  You came to the right place! 

[#644 :]

Nibblonian: Noo, I don't see any info about washing this this here thingy.
Leela: Are you sure, you might find it if you jiggle it a bit...

[#645 :]

I never said any of this!

[#646 :]

Best text for the note on Leela's top FTW.

Quoting myself for clarity. Redo's allowed.

[#647 :]

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[#648 :]

"Contents > a Cow."

[#649 :]

"If you can read this, you should be motorboating."

Hahah, funny AND gets me horny. If that doesn't win then I lost all faith in this internet board game!

[#650 :]

 "You must be this high to ride this attraction."

[#651 :]

Nibbler: *reading* in case of emergency pull the purple ponytail.....
EDIT: AND MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE:)

[#652 :]

Well, I'm going to disappoint futurefreak and pick SoS. Honourable mentions to Hobbitboy and Soylent. All right, and SpaceMaN.

Should we reconsider the 72-hour Rule (formerly the 24-hour Rule) and make it a 48-hour Rule? This game has really showed down...

[#653 :]

Well, I'm going to disappoint futurefreak and pick SoS.

I think you disappointed the entire male population of this forum.

[#654 :]

Only those into motorboating.

[#655 :]

Inspired by El-Man's proviso on the last game I will award the win for the best word and definition being checked by Bender.

[#656 :]

Bender:  ok let's see the roboto-sexo-holic-example..... OH WAIT THAT'S ME!

[#657 :]

Bender: Okay, empathy, empathy... ah! "A human emotion experienced by chumps and losers!" Good ol' Encyclopedia Benderannica, you've never let me down yet!

[#658 :]

Bender: Opera (noun): A musical event … pretentious snobs … music they don't appreciate … in a language they don't understand … [closes the book] Aww, crap. How the hell did I get suckered into this?

[#659 :]

Bender:
Pon pon
porono
roboporono.
There it is roboporn!

Aaaargh this book is useless.
where's the holegram.!
Damn this 20'century discount Book!

[#660 :]

Loser: adj. see, Phillip J. Fry.

[#661 :]

BENDER: "KWI-JI-BO: A balding North American ape with no chin". I think that Simpson brat has conned me.

[#662 :]

Bender: Looking in the dictionary...  possibly crossing sections out.

bender

–noun
1. a towering inferno of physical perfection and the world's most sexual robot.  Call me.
1. a person or thing that bends, as a pair of pliers or a powered machine.
2. Slang. a drinking spree.
3. Baseball Slang. curve.

[#663 :]

Loser: adj. see, Phillip J. Fry.

Haha, I was trying to think of a way to incorporate Fry when that was posted butyou beat me to it. Something like "Hey Fry, why is there a picture of you next to ...." but I couldn't complete the thought. I tried, I really tried. Framegrabber's block. Anyways I like yours

[#664 :]

Bender: Dictionary: A book containing definitions of words.

Inspired by El-Man's proviso on the last game I will award the win for the best word and definition being checked by Bender.

Darn; I don't get to use: "Hey, Fry, the word gullible's not in the dictionary!"

[#665 :]

Ha! I like that one too!

You can think outside the box, who says you couldn't?!?!?! (besides SoS)

[#666 :]

Non players off the green, please.

[#667 :]

robbery~ what happened during the last round of the framegrab thread on PEEL

[#668 :]

whinge/(h)winj/
Verb: Complain persistently and in a peevish or irritating way.
Noun: An act of complaining in such a way.
Example: « Reply #667 on: 12-30-2010 at 19:52 »

[#669 :]

Sorry SoS, I think you're great but I'm siding with the MaN on this This is why i love/hate Apples to Apples. It's a fun game to play but the judging is not always fair! But anyways not a big deal. I wanna see more dirty comments in the suggestions.

I guess since I posted I have to play too...um...

Bender: Dictionary - An outdated method of retrieving definitions for dirty words, sometimes accompanied with saucy drawings. Neat!

btw sorry Fnord I didn't mean to steal your thunder. I just posted something so I can "keep on the green" which seems a lil weird to me, but so long as it's not gray I guess we're good

[#670 :]

shall we do the framegrab plz.....

[#671 :]

I'll call it next year. Randi's in the lead so far.

[#672 :]

Zoidberg:  This Predators 3000 movie is too scary!  Let me know when the scary part is over!

Bender:  Here, you can have this book!

Zoidberg:  Reading it! 

Bender:  OKay, the scary part's over! 

Zoidberg puts the book down and sees a scary part and screams!

Bender:  Ha!  Ha!  Fooled you! 

[#673 :]

Bender: Embiggen- (n) To enlarge; cromulent.

[#674 :]

Happy New Year! Nibblonian Leader gets an insta-win (even though it's clearly a verb, not a noun).

[#675 :]

Me? Win? Good?


Have at it.

[#676 :]

Hermes' jerked prune juice and a Rush mixed tape - this outta help my impacted bowel.

[#677 :]

Fry: [thinking] Heh-heh-heh...they'll think this is Mountain Dew...

[#678 :]

Fry finally had the pundit's brain recorded on cassette (with the second side blank), which he got without having to bargain his 20th century soda. All he needed was a load of hot air, and his simulation of Rush Limbaugh would be complete.

[#679 :]

But the project soon ground to a halt after Fry found out that cassette players hadn't existed since 2100, and to top it off, his soda was now flat.

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