Hell, yeah, another framegrab thread!

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Fry: I knew I should have bought some shares of Stair At You, Inc.!

EDIT: TOTPD!

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Fry: So is MC Escher still making records?

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ok so far best is ShepherdofShark but keep calling
if for some reason i won't call -i demand him to be my framegrab succesor*
*i'm not saying i won't oh no i say just in case to prevent 24h rule from being invoked when it's time for 24 just let SoS post as if he was the winner-but again it's a just in case note

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Is that my cue?

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Farnsworth: "Would you all quit just hanging around?  We have a delivery to make!"

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"Nothing but the sound of a lone cricket"

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PROFESSOR: I have bone to pick with all of you...!

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Professor: no, you can't take the day off for your own funerals!

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All together: ...Always look on the bright side of death!
                            ....Just before you draw your terminal breath!
                            'Cause Life's a piece of shit. When you look at it.
                              Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true....

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This time, nobody survived the delivery to Cannibalon.

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The Professor: Bad news, everyone ... The X-ray glasses that I invented seem to be a bit too powerful.

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Farnsworth:  C'mon!  Move!  Don't just sit there like you're dead! 

They all jump down and start dancing and singing.

Everyone:  Bones!  Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones! Bones!

Farnsworth:  Spoke too soon!

Fry (walking in): What up, Professor what's going........(screams and runs away)

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Professor: "When I hired you to find them what was the one thing I told you? No disintegrations!

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Zapp Brannigan: Looks like I won't be having that date with leela tonight. Kif, clear my schedule.

Kif: sigh

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Professor:  Oh lordy loo.  When I said my crew was as worthless as a hung bag of bones, I wasn't being literal...

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Professor: Hmmm, apparently the machine I invented for administering routine physicals could do with a bit of fine-tuning.

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Professor: ok let no one sing "la muchachchacha" song or the zombies will wake up

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Well it's a big "welcome back" for hobbitboy and a win to go with it. Have a good hol?

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Why yes, yes I did. But enough about me, here's everyone's favourite ship:

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Fry: the new anti-conception methods you chew are really good....and tasty!

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Colleen:  That was so much fun!  What should we do now?

Fry:  Let's make our own Hubba Bubba commercial!  I'll start!  

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Colleen:  I'm so happy that I've finally found myself an attentive, mature man...

Fry:  Uh, what?  I'm sorry, I wasn't listening... *blows bubble*

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So kiss a little longer...

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Hey, I'm back from my job fair conference.  Now to get back to business...

Fry (talking in a commercial): I have a fabulous sex life.  And I owe it all to Big Pink; the only gum that has the breath freshening flavor of ham.

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Colleen: Wow! I've never had anyone do that to me with bubblegum before...

Fry: A million and one uses, baby...

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Colleen:(internal dialogue) Fry is not like most men I have been with. He is caring, sweet, dumb, and soft. Kind of like this teddy bear I used to be involved with.

Fry:(internal dialogue) rabies, this gum is great, rabies, rabies, what is rabies anyway. Colleen did not seem to notice the smell, I have not bathed in a week. Bender keeps his porn in the bath tub now. I love gum.

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Sex gum- make it last!!

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Then she started wondering why a bubble was expanding under the covers.

(Yes, it's another fart joke.)

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Fry: Stop kissing that balloon, Fry. My face is over here.

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And the winner is…

*  Free Hot Meal  *

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Yeah, mine sucked. Congrats, FHM.

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Oops... I effed up. FHM, I'm sorry. I got too Ansty.

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I can invoke the 24 hour rule now, right?

Not to be mean, but...

7 hours and 12 minutes < 24 hours, so no.

Also, the picture you posted appears to be a sign against stealing bandwidth.
 

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I can invoke the 24 hour rule now, right? If so, here's my pic. If not, FHM, go for it.
VO: Next time, on Friends...

you have to wait until 24 hours after the winner is called, not 24 hours after the winning caption was posted.

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Wait a minute, what the f--? Tedward, I messed up, I thought it said yesterday, and I could have sworn that was a picture of the main cast of Futurama plus Kif and Zapp. Freakin' Interwebs.

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NL...don't steal my thunder....I will get a pic up in the next couple hours after I finish something else.

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I'm sorry for stealing your thunder, Free Hot Meal... All posts shall be edited.

I can invoke the 24 hour rule now, right?

Not to be mean, but...

7 hours and 12 minutes < 24 hours, so no.

Also, the picture you posted appears to be a sign against stealing bandwidth.
 

The Bandwith thing is probably because I was stealing some guys' Internet.

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Crap. Sorry, accidental dub-post. I'm horrible at this...

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It's okay, with the edits now all is well again...besides internet theft, I suppose.

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Woo-hoo! I'm not banned!!! I guess that's good.