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Fallback Guy
Space Pope
« : 07-23-2010 03:33 »
« : 07-23-2010 03:35 »

The commercial in the episode invited us to come up with our own ideas for terrible things that will happen if proposition infinity was passed. Lets see if this idea has legs.

re: thread title/proposition infinity...

  • Robots will monopolize all the most desirable human females, as no human male can compete with the stamina of a literal sex machine - they have a hard enough time competing with contemporary, non-sentient vibrators.
  • Robots reach sexual maturity as early as 1 year old; how long before they're marrying your preschoolers?!


Space Pope
« #1 : 07-23-2010 03:41 »

If we allow humans to marry robots, what's next, marrying TOASTERS?

...wait, no, that's the same thing.

DOOP Secretary
« #2 : 07-23-2010 03:55 »

  • Ancient robots have cod pieces. What are they hiding? Do you really want to find out?
  • Men, you think it's hard to compete with Iron Man for chicks? Just imagine competing with iron men.

Space Pope
« #3 : 07-23-2010 08:26 »

Civilization will end!  DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

Urban Legend
« #4 : 07-23-2010 10:52 »

The vibrator industry will end overnight! Think of those poor workers!

Starship Captain
« #5 : 07-23-2010 18:39 »

Women will realize that men just cannot compare to machine  ;).

Bending Unit
« #6 : 07-23-2010 21:20 »
« : 07-23-2010 22:09 »

Surely not every; woman, man or robot will want to have fleshy fever or metal fever with eachother; some robots will only dig other robots, some robots will dig both robots and organic life forms, (humans), some Humans will only dig other Humans etcetera. Feelings, and loving them for who they are, or what have you blah blah blah.


Honorary German
Urban Legend
« #7 : 07-24-2010 01:43 »

In general, I'm ok with the concept of robots marrying humans...but I really worry about the children and how they will act if this kind of marriage becomes "acceptable" by mainstream society. Will they teach my children about robosexuality in schools without asking for my permission?

In Massachusettes, I hear they read the robosexual-themed "children's" storybook "My Daddy Is A Literal Sex Machine" to kindergarten classes on a regular basis.

Liquid Emperor
« #8 : 07-24-2010 05:31 »

What's next? Gay robosexual marriage!?

Bending Unit
« #9 : 07-24-2010 06:21 »

What's next? Gay robosexual marriage!?

Ah, a Morbo quote.

Bending Unit
« #10 : 07-24-2010 12:57 »

I am sooo happy Morbo said that. Classic
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