What's Your Favourite Dark Joke?

[#80 :]

Hypnotoad forcing a guy to kill himself in BBS.

[#81 :]

The Charity Cockfight from "The Why of Fry" gave me a good laugh.

[#82 :]

That's definitely true now that I think about it, Scrappylive. I am amused.

I don't know if it's dark, per se, but Bender's "There's no law against grave robbing" makes me laugh every time.

[#83 :]

Professor: If you kill anyone, be sure to eat their heart to gain their courage...their rich, tasty courage...

[#84 :]

Judge Whitey: Has the jury reached a verdict?
Fishy Joe: Not just any verdict, Your Honor. A great verdict!
...
Judge Whitey: That'll do, pig. Please read the verdict against Professor Farnsworth.
Fishy Joe: You got it, Judge. I think you'll find this verdict as fair as it is cruel.
...
Ron Whitey: What a brilliant legal shenanigan! Case dismissed.
[Fishy Joe disappointingly looks down at the paper in his hand, which reads "Hang 'em both!", and crumples and tosses it.]

[#85 :]

Bender's first born son.

"WOW! That was pretty brutal, even by my standards!"
 -- Beelzebot

[#86 :]

That was indeed a great joke, and very dark. I consider hat one of the best moments of BWAB.

Also, welcome to PEEL PeskyOwl!

[#87 :]

She's been on PEEL since last year.

[#88 :]

My post-per-day ratio is astounding! 

[#89 :]

When the Professor tells Hermes to kill himself and to quit hogging that healthy liver. Pretty much any joke where the Professor wants to harvest someone's organs.

[#90 :]

I think perhaps the darkest joke of all is from WITHW. I think I already mentioned the "rich tasty courage" one, but this time I'm talkin' about the hospital tent labeled with the word "Meat". So wrong and so funny.

[#91 :]

I'm not sure if it counts as dark humor, but this part in The Sting always makes me laugh. The timing is perfect.

Leela (barely holding back her tears) It was all my fault! He (Fry) died because of me!

Farnsworth: (comforting) No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

(He whispers rather loudly to Bender) I'm lying to make her feel better!

(Leela, who has obviously heard this, immediately starts bawling)

[#92 :]

I was watching "Mars University" today on CC and I remembered how much I love the gag with the tranquilizer grenade the Prof throws into the tree.  Having all of the other animals smooshed by an elephant is pretty dark and completely hilarious.

[#93 :]

I prefer The Professor's line of "Why! Why! Why didn't I chop off his legs!"

MU is such an underrated episode.

[#94 :]

I prefer The Professor's line of "Why! Why! Why didn't I chop off his legs!"

MU is such an underrated episode.

The line is "break his legs". Small but important difference.

[#95 :]

I prefer The Professor's line of "Why! Why! Why didn't I chop off his legs!"

MU is such an underrated episode.

The line is "break his legs". Small but important difference.

Hmm, so it is. I must have confused it with something else.

[#96 :]

*puts knife in mouth*

"Excuse me, I gotta go change a lightbulb".

[#97 :]

The whole concept of The Near Death Star and what goes on inside it!

[#98 :]

Guenter: There's just no place for me in this world. Although, on the other hand-- *snap* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Maybe that's just because I hated Guenter, but yeah.

[#99 :]

I love the licking of the lips and the little walk the Professor does when he thinks he's gonna get to eat Guenter's pulpy remains.

EDIT:  Oh yeah, and: "You've damaged our servant's quarters... and our servants!"

Yeah, MU is a pretty dark episode.

[#100 :]

Nothing will go wrong. If something goes wrong, bring back the blood.

[#101 :]

Bender: Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for; jewels, vengeance, Father O'Malley's weed whacker...


Smitty shuts the cell door on Fry, Bender and his dozen or so of recently adopted children.

Leela: Officer, would it be alright if we adopted one of the kids?

Smitty: Might as well. They're just going to rot in the evidence locker.


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