Oi! Hobbitboy! Post the next pic here! (Framegrab thread)

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here's for the new page!
 

Fake Bender: i forgot the line... i'll just mime you until i remember...

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Fake Bender: Bite my shiny cardboard ass giant monster!!

Fake Leela: dont say that to a giant Zoidberg, he might do it !!

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Fake Bender:  Oh, my gosh!  It's coming right for us!  Shoot it, Leela!

Fake Leela (in electric monotone):  Ohhhh, it's coming right for us! 




Thought I'd do a little South Park reference here! 

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The 5th grade rendition of Futurama didn't go over too well with the School District.

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don't bash me but i think it's a 24 h rule time, if so BAM if not do as you wish

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   don't bash me but i think it's a 24 h rule time, if so BAM if not do as you wish

The 24-hour rule comes into effect when 24 hours have elapsed since the last caption was posted.

You seem to invoked the 12-hour 'rule'.   

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That's when Zoidberg saw his first pair of boobies.

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"These claws... THEY'RE DELICIOUS."

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I'm getting wrinkles, I am!

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Bender: Who cares about that planet exploding, lookit what's crawling up Zoidberg's neck!

Amy: Yeeuck!

Hermes: Ooh, that's a big one!

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   don't bash me but i think it's a 24 h rule time, if so BAM if not do as you wish

The 24-hour rule comes into effect when 24 hours have elapsed since the last caption was posted.

You seem to invoked the 12-hour 'rule'.   

The problem with the 24-hour rule is that it's hard to tell when the last caption has been posted.

I do seem to have forgotten to log on. FWIW, I liked pluche93's best.

Onto the current contest:

Zoidberg: My God, it's full of stars, it is!

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Thanks Fnord

this frame doesn't inspire me a lot. I only got the professor line : ''Oh my!!'' in my head or maybe:

Zoidberg: Zoidberg is so poor that he have to eat his awesome claws! help me friends !!

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Zoidberg: Melted butter on crustaceans?? Who knew?

Meh. First time Ive participated in one of these, I think.

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Hermes: "According to da ship's manifest, we're missing one slice of toast-grade bread and a tube of superglue.  Do you know anything about this, Zoidberg?"

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Everyone had always suspected Zoidberg of being a claw-set eater

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^ Both of you??  Oh, my goodness, it would please me greatly if both of you started doing these again.  :D

Perhaps he is eating some Clawssen pickles

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As he watched the grainy rerun of "The Muppet Show" on the ship's viewing screen, Zoidberg suddenly realized that there were worse things than having lobster claws on the ends of your arms.

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not to be bashed by 12 24 h rule i shall call now thatsoylentOrange earns the splendor this time-enjoy:)

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Wow, this is like the third time an image instigator hasn't returned to judge the winning caption. Too many people with lives are playing this game.

EDIT: Oops, sorry, kaktus acted righteously. I lost track. Congrats, S.O. On with the show!

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thanks, Kaktus.  I'll post something tonight when I get home from work

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This week on Jersey Shore........................ ..

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Professor: you see Zoidberg, having money and food could make you look like that little whaleela.
Zoidberg: So I wouldn't be attractive anymore, right friends ?
Leela: GO AWAY FROM MY BUTTER! YOU MONSTER !!
Zoidberg: Zoidberg is sad... 

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Professor: And that's why we shouldn't splice Leela's DNA with Rosanne Barr's.

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Last night I thought of a funny but gross caption for the previous picture (where Zoidberg had his claws in his mouth). I know it's too late, but I want to share anyway:

Zoidberg --- along with everyone behind him --- suddenly realized that 25-cent bean-and-anthrax burritos weren't the bargain they first appeared to be.

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LEELA: Clothing, delicious clothing!

ZOIDBERG: Awww....

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Leela/Amy: "GET IN MAH BELLAY!!"

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Professor: Oh, pardon me, young hippopotamus, but have you seen my pilot?

Zoidberg: Careful, Professor, she's hungry and I'm succulent!

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Proof that even the least mutated mutants can truly be revolting. 

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Leela/Amy: Professor, have you figured out what kind of eating disorder I have?

Professor: Well, it's not bulimia!

Leela/Amy: How do you know?

Professor: If seeing Zoidberg in his underwear doesn't trigger your purge reflex, nothing will!

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Prof: well, thank you Zoidberg i see that Crab-butt-repell move is not working, now the claw please
Leela/Amy NO! NOT THE CLAW!

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First time player...so here we go...

Leela/Amy: Did someone say something about a free hot meal?

Professor: Zoidberg, get out of Leela's body!

Zoidberg: NO, Professor! She seems hungry...and she has butter.  Hide me!

Professor: Wha?  Ohh my.....

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Leela: I may be fat, but I can still do that roundhouse kick, you bastards!

Farnsworth: Haduken!

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Farnsworth: Yes, your butt does look big in that.

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cookies on the floor wins this round

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I know I joined a tad too late to participate on Kaktus' last pic...but since we are in a lull waiting for the next pic to be posted, I wanted to share what I came up with since I think it is pretty funny....


(scary music) You watched it, you can’t UNWATCH it, stay tuned for more….. (commercial cuts in) This program brought to you by Fishy Joe’s: Try our new red lobster juice.  Ride the lobster!

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Well, while we're talking about kaktus' last pic, this caption will always be the winner in my eyes:

Zoidberg: My God, it's full of stars, it is!

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Thanks, Orange! Let's try this one on for size:

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Oh god this reminds me of the most disgusting porn picture that I have come across!  (If you can even consider that porn.) Looking back now I am glad that I saw this episode before I saw that picture!
Sadly because I can't get it out of my mind now it will be the only inspiration that I am going to get for a caption for this...

Professor Farnsworth: What you see here is possibly the most disguising porno picture on the internet! For the first time in history it's not any body fluid and or secretion produced by an organism going into someone's mouth, but a human gargling an antifreeze leak from a robot.

By the way if you really want to know what exactly it was a picture of click on the spoiler tag.

Show spoiler

It was a picture of a woman pooping into a man's mouth who just so happens to be laying in the same position Fry is.

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1 Guy, 1 Robot

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It was the stream of cabbage and lettuce juice that convinced Fry that this was not his bending robot friend, but his close cousin Blender, who enjoyed fixing healthy drinks for humans.