Oi! Hobbitboy! Post the next pic here! (Framegrab thread)

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Puppets commence your dancing.

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Yee-haw...

Bender:  "Awwww yeah.  Once I zapp you with my pimp ray, you'll be runnin' bitches & taking benjamins just like mack daddy Bender..."

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Bender: Don't be afraid of the guy in shades. [turns on gun]
Fry: I dunno. ... Then again, you are wearing your sunglasses at night...

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Bender: Now swear allegiance to my Shiny Metal Ass!!!!

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Bender: No, Fry, it's a new electric shaver. Stick your face in it and see.

Fry: Oh, okay!

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Bender: Hand over your wallet fry and this time I don't want to see your weiner!

Fry: I knew that German beer would make you crazy

Fry hands over wallet

Bender: Awww man!

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FRY: owwwwwwww......PURPLE????!!!! BENDER I'M A GUY, COULDN'T YOU USE BLUE RAY OF DEATH INSTEAD?
Bender: ow....next time i'll try better...NOW DIE!

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Bender: Alright Fry, I will kill you with my death ray!
Fry: ...
Bender: For three years I have been waiting for this moment!
Fry: ...
Bender: And now... ah fuck it...

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Fry: Hey Bender, I think I can see why your gun isn't firing. It's overheating.

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*Unmistakeable sound of urine pooling on the floor*

*Both look down*

*Zoidberg walks in*

Zoid - Huzzah! I love Mountain Dew!

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Fry: It's bad to kill. Guns kill. And you don't have to be a gun. You are what you choose to be. You choose. Choose.

Bender: I am not a gun...(pulls trigger)psyche!

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Bender:  Get out of the way, you're holding up the US Mail! 

Fry:  What are you talking about, what US Mail?

Bender:  Shut up!  Down on the floor, and get your hands up!

Bender steals all of Fry's money and posessions.   

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Fry: Ahhhh!

BENDER: Now fry it's time to die, no-one will ever know these were your shades

FRY: ahh...oh right Bender is that what this is all about you can have them

Bender: Really?

Fry: Yer now lets go get scruffy laid

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BENDER: I know what you're thinking....did I fire six photon blasts or only five? Well, in all this excitement, I kind of lost count myself. Now, seeing as this is a 357 Photon Blaster, the most powerful laser gun in the universe, and seeing how it could blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question... "Do I feel lucky?" Well do you, meatbag...?

FRY: I GOTS TA KNOW...!

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Bender: When you said to give you five, you meant five hundred volts, right?

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This week on Mythbusters, Bender and Fry test to see if shooting somebody in the head will actually kill them!

I have a feeling this will happen in ten years when they run out of myths to do.

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El Man, NastyInThePasty, and Cookies were all close. But I gotta give it to cookies for the most obscure, yet hilarious, reference.

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This week on Mythbusters, Bender and Fry test to see if shooting somebody in the head will actually kill them!

I have a feeling this will happen in ten years when they run out of myths to do.

I thought they ran out two years ago. I was wrong.

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Many thanks! Hmmm...let's try a scene from my very favorite Futurama episode:

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Fry: Please,  no matter what, never bring back Futurama after this episode! It will never be as good again!

*has a feeling this post will get him killed*

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Fry: "Fine you can have your hands back! Now where's Leela, is she alright?"

Robot Devil "It seems in your operatic anger.....you killed her."

Fry: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO......"

Leela: "But I'm right here."

Fry: ".....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

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Robot Devil: Fry, how can I take your begging seriously? You wrote your opera score for horn in H flat, air guitar, Neil Peart, and 350 vuvuzelas!

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FRY: But I don't wanna give the hands back! How about my ear instead?

R.D.: Hmmmm, very Vincent Van Gough of you...

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Fry: But, I like these hands. You don't want to do this!

Robot Devil: Desire is irrelevant, I am a machine!

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Fry: Will you marry me?
Robot Devil: Well, I...

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Fry: Please, give me my hands back! I just got Leela to love me and now I can't masturbate! Well, I can, but it's cold on my...

Robot Devil: What?! You used my hands to... no way, Jose. You can keep them!

Leela: Oh, Lord. Do these ears come with a mute button?

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Fry: How many times do we have to try to get this right? I'm just not feeling any connection between you two, you're sterile up here!

R.D: Well. . . .

Fry: No no no, don't give me that 'well I am a robot' crap. You didn't have any problems with the gay love interest scene, so get out there and act!

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Fry: …and when I count to three and click my fingers you will wake up and not remember any of this.

Leela: Oh, Lord! [Facepalm]

Robot Devil: [to Leela] Hmmm, it seems that prolonged holophonor playing has a deleterious effect on the delta brain wave.

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robo devil: hmm...nice gloves indeed.....
Fry: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! don't call them gloves!!!!!!!!

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Calculon (offscreen):  You call that, talent?

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Devil: (as he remote-controls 'Fry's' hands) Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself!

Fry: Ow! Ow! Ow!

Schoolyard bullying would become more technologically advanced as time went on.

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Well, holy crap. So many good ones. A lot of these made me laugh, but I gotta give it to JoshTheater, because I admire his guts.

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To be fair, I loved the first two movies, and am glad it's back.

Alright...eh...here:

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Sal: "Hey, everybodys, we's all gonna gets laid!

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Sal: I gotsta go returns some videotapeses.

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Sal: who's up for a group orgy ins Nutley

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One a dese dayses, Alice...one a dese dayses...

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And in this edition of Ventriloquism Today we feature Petunia with "Sal", fresh from her sold-out season at the Near-Death Star.

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Here we have the 3008 winners of World's Biggest Loser...

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SAL: all righty.......all's who's wanna go on TRAIN OF DOOM FOR LOOSERS...myhm...ALL ABOARD!