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M.E.A.T lion
Crustacean
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Why don't I start us all off?
From War is the H-word:
Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Fry: And then the battle's not so bad? Soldier: Oh right. I forgot about the battle. [whimpers]
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Z-z-z-z-z-Zoidberg
Crustacean
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Nibblonian: You are the last hope of the universe. Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Nibblonian: Yes - except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.
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Dr John Bender
Delivery Boy
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Fry: They sure hate Dr. Zoidberg.
Bender: Posers. I was hating Zoidberg before it was cool.
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Bigboysdontcry
Professor
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Bender: You think your so hot!
Fry: Whaaa?
Bender: The only reason you get all the guys, is because you dress like a tramp.
Fry: They're just responding to my personality.
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Leelabot5.0
Poppler
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For me, it's usually any line(s) that just perfectly illustrate Fry's idiocy. The jokes in those quotes always seem to go a little bit further and crazier each time.
Fry: "Okay, I gotta break down the gate, beat up those three guards, steal that chopper, and rescue Bender!" Leela: *executes Fry's plan exactly* Fry: "Hey, I did it! Wait, that's not me..."
Bender: "Yeah, maybe it just learned to talk as a parlor trick, like Fry." Fry: "Like Fry, like Fry!"
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