He said "Caption." I said "Wot d'ya want?" (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #160 on:]

Banjo kazooie!

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[Reply #161 on:]

Fry: (thinking) Okay, yes I saw it. One of her buttons has come undone and I can see areola. It's pink. It's lovely, but I mustn't stare. No, can't stare. Just maintain eye contact, pretend I haven't noticed. I'll sneak glances at it whenever she isn't looking, that's what I'll do. Yeah. Just play it cool, act natural.

Leela: ...Are... are you having a stroke?

[Reply #162 on:]

Fry: The one eye thing I could probably stand, but no eyes?

[Reply #163 on:]

Leela: Hold still, Fry, so I can program you! Do you want me to date you or not?

Fry, imitating a robot : Well, yeah, but I'm not a robot.

Leela: No, but you're technically a man, so its the same thing.

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Fry waits in suspense for leela to answer the question- will you go out with me?
Leela- Computer says no.

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Leela: Fry, I'll go out with you if you can tell me which of my eyes is the glass one.

Fry: (thinking hard): Is it the right eye? Whenever she glares at me, I'm sure the right one never moves. Or perhaps it's the left eye? I've never seen it blink. No, it has to be the right. Doesn't it? Etc etc.......

Leela: (thinking) Oh for God's sake! Only Fry could have a problem trying to decide which eye on a cyclops might be a glass one!

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It was at this early stage of their relationship that Fry learned not to challenge Leela to staring contests, at least not if he cared about winning anyway.

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Leela: This device will test your aptitude for various careers here in the future.

Thump!

Fry: Aargh!!!!

Leela: Athletic cup tester, no.

Fry: Click, bbzzzmmm...

Leela: Human computer monitor, noooo.

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Leela: so, are you going to accept your fate or should i zap it into you...
Fry: zaping sounds cool,but i'd rather let go both options and ...
*Leela pushes button*ZAP!

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Leela:  Okay, all you need to do are these evaluation tests and.......

Fry:  (hyperventilates)

Leela:  What's wrong?  This is just to see if you're fit enough to work for Planet Express!

Fry:  I thought I was out of high school! 

[Reply #170 on:]

[Leela abruptly shoves her desk hard into Fry's stomach]

Fry: "Ow, my liver!  What was that, the zombie test?"

Leela: "No, I just felt like injuring you."

[Reply #171 on:]

Leela: Fry, you behave or I'm not going to give this Fisher-Price Kiddie Keyboard back to you!

Fry: Aww...

[Reply #172 on:]

Bravo! Some very nice entries. This time around I gotta go with Futurama-Freak. He pointed out how very odd Leela's head looks at that angle (really, shouldn't her eye show at least a little?), and did so with flair. Congratulations!

[Reply #173 on:]

^ But mine was the winner. 

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How did I know this was going to happen?
I even pondered on passing the prize over to Cranky. But screw that, I'm the winner!
That and I promised El-Man that If I won, I would use this comic exert for captioning.

(Ignore the number of speech bubbles, you can put in as much talking as you like)

[Reply #175 on:]

Well mine was the spiritual winner, because it had areola in it.  

Fry: Come on Leela! Let's have sex. Hard fast angry sex! And you can do that thing with your pony-tail.

Leela: (looks over at the doorway) ....

Farnsworth: Huhwahh? Oh, don't mind me. Carry on. I won't make a peep.

Leela: Fry, there's no way I'm getting my freak on with Professor Stroke-a-lot standing in the corner!

Fry: sigh Any excuse!


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EDIT: By the way, Freako - is that from your comic? If so it's looking fine. But since I gave you your nickname, technically I own you and everything you create.

[Reply #176 on:]

*1*/from left to right/
Fry: c'mon Leela let's save the sun!
Leela: ummm....
*2*
Prof: good news everyone!
sun is going to explode in 30minutes
*3*
Fry: see Leela!
Leela: okay let's save that stupid world...

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Fry:  Hey, Leela!  Want to go to the mall with me?

Leela:  You mean like a date?

Farnsworth:  Good news!  You're going on a mission to save Hermes, Amy, and Zoidberg from the Omicrons! 

Fry:  Dammit!  Something always interupts me dating you.

Leela:  Maybe it's just not meant to be.  I'll date you after we save them.  Bender! 

[Reply #178 on:]

Frame 1:
Fry: Leela, we have to escape from the pointy ghost erections.

Frame 2:
Professor: Argh! This one wants oral.

Frame 3:
Leela: I think I know what this one wants.
Fry: I'm not sure what to do with mine.

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Fry: come leela, fast, to my place- for coffee, and maybe wine.
Leela: You!
Proffesor: where are you two mushy-kins going, you know it's meatloaf night tonight.
Fry: Damn! Proffesor never lets us go anywhere.
Leela: I've got an idea- lets go hide in the storage closet, there's some candles, a CD player and some romance CDs in there.

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Fry: Leela, are you...shrinking?!

Leela: Yes, Fry, the Professor --

[the Professor abruptly enters]

Professor No, she isn't! [leaves just as abruptly]

Leela: Have you been eating that halucinogenic honey again, Fry?

Fry: [hangs head] Yes...

[Reply #181 on:]

Be honest, you were hoping someone would do this...

[Reply #182 on:]

[1]
 Fry: Hand! That's the bit of you I'm holding, isn't it?

[2]
 Professor: Are you insane! Don't you know where her hand has been? Plus she never washes it properly for fear of shorting out that thing on her wrist.

[3]
 Leela: Pfft, he doesn't know the half of it. Why, even Zoidberg threw up when I told him what I'd been doing with this thumb yesterday.
 Fry: Stupid Zoidberg, he get all the luck.

[Reply #183 on:]

Alright, special mention to El-Man for actually editing the picture, but  ShepherdofShark's caption made me laugh the most.

[Reply #184 on:]

   ShepherdofShark's caption made me laugh the most.

Same here, if the truth be told.

[Reply #185 on:]

Mine made me laugh the most.
You can all go spit! 

[Reply #186 on:]

Victory is mine!

[Reply #187 on:]

Bender: This? It's for clearing erected soliders.

[Reply #188 on:]

Bender: anyone tell i am the greatest and i'll kill u!

[Reply #189 on:]

 Bender: It's my cow-catcher, Works on Lobsters, too.

[Reply #190 on:]

Bender: It's a Robo chastity belt - court order.

[Reply #191 on:]

Woman: This is mine and you can't have it!

Bender: Pfft! Hydrant accessories are so 3008! Metal loincloths are IN this season!

[Reply #192 on:]

Bender: Its a Robo Kilt you racist!

[Reply #193 on:]

Bender: Some guys use a helmet to protect their head, I use one to protect my junk.

[Reply #194 on:]

Bender: Looks like everybody here wants to hit me down under. Lucky I got this.

[Reply #195 on:]

Bender: Hey, it's a work in progress, alright? Sure, it may not look much of a halloween costume right now but just you wait till it's finished, you'll be blown away. And I've got the voice down pat already, check it out… [in a high-pitched monotone] EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!

   Mine made me laugh the most.
   You can all go spit! 

No, you shut up!

[Reply #196 on:]

Bender: If you think this is impressive, check out the caboose!

[Reply #197 on:]

Bender: Don't blame me, blame Amtrak.

[Reply #198 on:]

It's Xmas so I'm pleased to announce it's a tie.

Go nuts, anyone who posted a caption.

[Reply #199 on:]

Victory is everybody's