Not For WHO?

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Triscuits

Oh, they are playing with fire.

[Reply #1 on:]

  Funny. I sat there thinking "What the hell does this have to do with Futurama?", and then it hit.

[Reply #2 on:]

I'm surprised that they say it's "not for nibblers", they will lose a lot of sales for that

[Reply #3 on:]

If you pop "triscuit nibblers" into Google, you'll actually find (non-Futurama) "protest" pages.

They could actually have turned this to their advantage, like a combination of the Butterfinger Simpsons campaign mixed with the Trix Rabbit's travails. (Although I don't think I'd appreciate Futurama being whored like that.)

Leela: "Silly. Triscuits are not for Nibblers!"
Zoidberg: "All for Zoidberggggg!!"

[Reply #4 on:]

LOL, they must be bad if Nibbler shouldn't eat them 

[Reply #5 on:]

RAH! 

[Reply #6 on:]

He he, it would be really funny if it said "Not for Nibblonians!"

[Reply #7 on:]

Why didn't they just say "Buy our product, Tubby, you know you want more food"?
Also, all that fiber might be bad for nibbler. Suppose he got constipated.

[Reply #8 on:]

But fiber's good for constipation. However, what if Nibby got diarrhea? What would Liquid Dark Matter be like? What would it do to the ship? What dangers would it pose to all mankind?

Fertilizer for a fanfic indeed.

[Reply #9 on:]

 

Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
What would Liquid Dark Matter be like?

Guh, it would just be the dark matter oil from Birdbot of Ice-katraz.

[Reply #10 on:]

Sploops! Lack of sleep (it be three years now) make me forget things.