Futurama Survivor Season 2, Week 5

[on:]

"How dare you vote me off! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!... nah, I'm just kiddin', you're cool."

This round will close Tuesday.

[Reply #1 on:]

"I may be a simple country hyper-chicken, but I know when I'm finger licked."

Thanks for playing hyper-chicken, you won't be missed. See you when the jury comes in at the end!

Also, have a good time wherever you're heading this week, Kryten.

[Reply #2 on:]

Hard choice between Calculon and the Hyperchicken, I went with that latter.

[Reply #3 on:]

I must continue my campaign against Scruffy 

[Reply #4 on:]

sorry hyperchicken but your just some stupid chicken kinda thing

[Reply #5 on:]

BAM!

[Reply #6 on:]

NOOO SAVE THE HYPERCHICKEN!! DAMN YOU ALL!! SAVE THE HYPERCHICKEN!! Noooo!

[Reply #7 on:]

The chicken must fry.

[Reply #8 on:]

Get rid of Morbo before he eats us all...oh and save ScruFFY!

[Reply #9 on:]

Calculon off!! He smells of money!

[Reply #10 on:]

This time, Elzar remembers to cook the chicken

[Reply #11 on:]

Not Hyperchicken! He is essentially the Lionel Hutz of the 31st century. Be off with Calculon.

[Reply #12 on:]

Mmmmmmmmmm...tastes like Hyperchicken!

[Reply #13 on:]

SAVE THE FREKING HYPERCHICKEN!!!!

[Reply #14 on:]

I haven't seen the hyperchicken but chickens are cool so I guess he is too, it is sad to see him go when the evil Scruffy remains 

[Reply #15 on:]

Ever since Flexo's ousting, Lrr has regained his temper, becuase the remaining players keep to themself, more or less. Scruffy has his "Zero-G Juggs", the hyperchicken mostly strut around looking for corn and Calculon is way to aloof to consider speaking to a lowly commoner like the Omicronian.

Still Elzar and Morbo feels now would be as good a time as ever to try and eliminate Lrr. They approach Scruffy, but Scruffy just turns them away with the words "can't vote, schedule conflict", and flips another page in his magazine.

Both Elzar and Morbo distrust Calculon as he's the only remaining artificial lifeform, so that leaves the hyperchicken. Also that option proves a dead end. "Now I may just be a simple hyperchicken, but tis' no need to fear me. Bakwaak! Now that there Omicro-oniam seems like a nice enough fella. I may convince him to lower your punishment to the death penalty, but it's plum hard to think straight when you havn't got any corn in days. Bakwaak!", and then he hides his head under his wings.

Apparantly Lrr has already anticipated Elzar and Morbo's plans and befriended the hyperchicken without their knowledge. Elzar and Morbo feels their only option is to put on a good face, and maintain the alliance on the outside.

At a tense, charged secret meeting, Calculon is picked as this weeks victim, but the alliance is de-facto over.

[Reply #16 on:]

Kentucky Fried Hyperchicken.

[Reply #17 on:]

The Hyperchicken is getting on everyone's nerves pecking at their heads, thinking that they was corn.  So Elzar is going to whip up his famous Cajun Hyperchicken Gumbo.  *BAM!*

[Reply #18 on:]

hyperchicken has some of the funniest bits ever, and your simply killing him off? dont you remember insane in the mainframe? what is the matter with you people?

[Reply #19 on:]

Gotta go with the robot (Calculon). I don't particularly like soaps. And he isn't metric. And I don't know the chicken. Err...is that the "backcountry lawyer"?


NOBODY VOTE FOR LRRR, for "I am Lrrr, of the planet Omicron Persei 8 (Omicron Persei 8) <To Ndnd> Turn the TV down."

[Reply #20 on:]

 

Originally posted by Kryten:
This round will close Tuesday.

And today being Wednesday . . .