What if Hermes had an iPhone (Hypothetical Thread)

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This is thread for discussing "what if"esque questions of how the Futurama characters would change if items or personalities or anything else were added on or taken away. It can also be a place for what-if questions, and a following short story like the what if machine would show.

First one: What if Hermes had an iPhone:

Hermes would probably later believe he had wasted his money, as he was more organized than an iPhone is. He gives it to Fry, who blows his money on games from the App Store.

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What a suprise, started by future shock.

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What's up with that? I thought I might do something even a little on topic this time.

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http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=16444.msg1014897#msg1014897

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The great [-mArc-] closed down the previous What If thread because some people kept thinking it was the other question thread.
Some of it was my fault, so I apologies, and I learned never to take those Magical Trevor mushrooms that were near the badgers.

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Oh thank you [-mArc-], thank you so bleedin' much[/basil]

But this is the thread for What-If fan-fictions, so it wouldn't be just a "short stupid QandA" And we could argue over what would actually happen if we believe it is wrong.