Oh Caption, My Caption! (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #400 on:]

Zoidberg: What with the classical!? Why don't you play some real music you pack of fucking cocksuckers?! ZEPPELIN FOREVER!

[Reply #401 on:]

Zoidberg: Wha-a-a-a-a-t? I came here for the giant ape fights, not this sissy opera! [runs out of the theater while yelping "Whoop-Whoop-Whoop"]

[Reply #402 on:]

Zoidberg:  I'll sell my suit for a slice of moldy cheese! Anyone?

[Reply #403 on:]

Zoidberg:SHOW US YOUR TITS!

[Reply #404 on:]

Principal caption:

Zoidberg found what the humans claimed was entertainment to be so boring that he had to distract himself by fantasizing that he was actually eating an enormous, delicious sandwich.


Alternate caption:

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Zoidberg: [Shouting]  Let the Wookie win!

An alternative to the alternate caption:

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Zoidberg: [Shouting]  No, no, no! Its Step Step Kick Step Turn Slide Step Step Jump Brachiate Ululate and then gently down, you idiot, NOT Step Step Kick Step Turn Step Slide Slip Batusi Undulate and then fall on your ass! And would it kill you to Emote a little, for goodness sakes.

Zoidberg couldn't figure out why he was never invited to any more of the Orphanarium's Xmas productions.

[Reply #405 on:]

wow, hobbitboy's post is like a framegrab caption DVD with bonus features.

[Reply #406 on:]

Dr. Zoidberg was enjoying the cooking show awards ceremonies until the "Lobster: Not Just for Dinner" episode was run.

[Reply #407 on:]

Professor (thinks): I should be able to suck out Zoidberg's brain with this straw, if he can... just... keep... complaining.... a little longer...

[Reply #408 on:]

Zoidberg: "Fry, put your pants back on, I can see your blowhole!"

[Reply #409 on:]

Although songficcer appealed to my sense of lulz, Frisco17 appealed to my inner geekdom. Frisky wins it. Honorable mention to hobbitboy's alternates.

[Reply #410 on:]

Zoidberg; That pig is wearing the same tux as me 

[Reply #411 on:]

Zoidberg; That pig is wearing the same tux as me 

Too late hot plate.

[Reply #412 on:]

No shit! Wanted to put it up anyway 

[Reply #413 on:]

Gotta know your audience.

[Reply #414 on:]

Fry: I'm falling
Leela: bye

[Reply #415 on:]

Captain Obvious [off screen]: You are falling into the sewer!
Fry:  Thank you, Captain Obvious!

[Reply #416 on:]

Leela angry with Fry's continuous advances shoved Fry into the sewers in hopes that he would finally realise what she thinks dating him would be like... Crap.

[Reply #417 on:]

two second earlier:

Fry: "Want to see my Fry hole?"

Leela: "You first."

[Reply #418 on:]

Leela: ...and that's how you simulate the magic trick where you pull a table cloth out from a table, with a sewer cover.

Fry: Why do I always fall for that trick?

No pun intended.

[Reply #419 on:]

Fry: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!

Leela: I'll come back when you two are finished.

Vyolet: Shouldn't be too long, he's only go one. Schlurp!

Fry: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!

[Reply #420 on:]

Leela: ...three... Two... one...

Caption 2:

Fry: So you want me to stand in this shallow hole how long?
Leela: Until the photographer comes back, I'm putting this on my blog!

Caption 3:

Leela: Fry, you need help?
Fry: Yes
Leela: Okay
Fry: Nonononoaaaaaaaaaaaaggh!!!!!!!!!1

BTW, in case I do win, I won't be able to provide any screengrabs. 1) I'm inexperienced and 2) Even if I could, I wouldn't be able to do it on iPod touch.

[Reply #421 on:]

Fry: I bet you $20 that I can hold myself up here with no hands.

Leela: But Fry..

Fry: (Makes chicken noises)

Leela: You're on!

Fry: WAAAHHHH!!!

[Reply #422 on:]

Leela: Oh no, here comes that idiot Future Shock. He's going to try to talk to us...

Fry: Not if I can help it!   *leaps into the sewer to escape*

[Reply #423 on:]

Fry: (falling) AHHHHHHHHH!
Leela: Sorry Fry, we were hired by the state to replace these covers since their references are old and outdated.
Fry: (off-screen) (thump) Phew, it's okay. I safely landed on this cover. Hm, this one says "Firef---AHHHHHHHHH! (thump) Wow, that was close. Good thing for this Freaks and Gee---AHHHHHHHHH!

[Reply #424 on:]

Leela: Oh no, here comes that idiot Future Shock. He's going to try to talk to us...

Fry: Not if I can help it!   *leaps into the sewer to escape*

You hear that PEEL? The only person who flames me properly is Coldy here. Got that?

[Reply #425 on:]

Golf...of the future!

[Reply #426 on:]

Giant Leela rests on Planet Express building.

[Reply #427 on:]

Fry:  (running up to Leela):  Hey, Leela!  Look at this cool video game I got.

Leela:  Not right now, Fry, I'm going to the sewers to visit my parents! 

Fry:  Just wait a second, I want to show (falls into the manhole) *Screams*

Leela:  Hmmm, he never thinks before he does things! 

[Reply #428 on:]

SO's was good but I have to give it to NastyInThePasty for it's hilarious simplicity.

Negative points to SOS for messing with the picture. 

[Reply #429 on:]

Well deserved. I liked Svip's because it reminds me of the bit in Haruhi Suzumiya episode, Mystérique Sign.

I guess he's never seen it and that its a reference to something else.

[Reply #430 on:]

Well deserved. I liked Svip's because it reminds me of the bit in Haruhi Suzumiya episode, Mystérique Sign.

I guess he's never seen it and that its a reference to something else.

I shameless copied this:

[Reply #431 on:]

I personally liked mine... personally...

[Reply #432 on:]

Negative points to SOS for messing with the picture. 

Negative points is still points. Whooo!

[Reply #433 on:]

All hail KING NastyInThePasty!

[Reply #434 on:]

After Leela found Amy sleeping with her (now ex) boyfriend, Leela decided that after she had a little "chat" with her boyfriend, she would give the same "speech" to Amy.

[Reply #435 on:]

Proffessor: (thinking) Oh yeah, cat fight!

[Reply #436 on:]

Leela: Oh, now this is what I call stuck in boots!

[Reply #437 on:]

Amy: Well, I guess we can't all fit into glass slippers.

Leela: .... (Harpoons Amy)

[Reply #438 on:]

After the swimsuit section Amy was in the lead with the Professor coming a distant second. Leela wasn't worried, she was all set to clean up in the talent contest--though whether it would be the judges or her fellow contestants was, as yet, undecided.

[Reply #439 on:]

Amy: The mutant-butch-psycho look not working Leela?

Leela: I almost hooked that one.

Amy: Oh, being a normal, attractive woman I don't use my harpoon.

Prof: Oh my (reaches for breath spray).