Oh Caption, My Caption! (Framegrab Thread)

[Reply #40 on:]

   Now all I have to do is find a picture...

   EDIT: Here you go you little bastards.  Feast upon this and multiply.

   

Edit: Quoted from Bot(previous)P.

Greyfarn: (to Titanius) It was her. [Points to Gynecaladriel.]

Ah, that picture brings back memories...

   specifically, of this one

   

   However, given that nobody actually won last time this picture was used it's probably still okay.

[Reply #41 on:]

(The Professor lights Fry on fire, burining his clothes)

Titanius: "What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?"

Greyfarn: "I... am an enchanter."
 
Titanius: "By what name are you known?"
 
Greyfarn: "There are those who call me... 'Tim'...?"

[Reply #42 on:]

Titanius was having trouble figuring out which was weirder - Frydo suddenly going nuts, or the words "s'redneB emaG" floating over there on the right.

[Reply #43 on:]

Fry and Bender's constant sneaking of glances at Amy's chest earns a bop on the head from the Professor's staff.

[Reply #44 on:]

Amy:  Come on, Fry!  Give it back!  That's not yours!

Fry:  No, it's my marble!  I'm keeping it!

Farnsworth:  I'll use my magic to take it away from you!

Bender:  Let me get after him, I'll get him to crack! 

[Reply #45 on:]

(The Professor lights Fry on fire, burining his clothes)

Titanius: "What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?"

Greyfarn: "I... am an enchanter."
 
Titanius: "By what name are you known?"
 
Greyfarn: "There are those who call me... 'Tim'...?"

EPIC. WIN.

[Reply #46 on:]

This one goes to Frisco and his suitably 'epic' reference.

[Reply #47 on:]

Excellent....

[Reply #48 on:]

Bender:  I can't believe that the NASA Space Node 3 is going to be named after Stephen Colbert!
Leela:  Well, he did win it, fair and square.
Fry:  I am with Bender here, it should have been Serenity, any Firefly reference is perfect.
Leela:  You got frozen in 2000, two years before Firefly aired, what you know about it?
Fry:  Remember those times where I said I had important work to do?  It was more of a catching up progress.
Bender:  That node should have been named after me, Bender!  At least I understand how a toilet works.

[Reply #49 on:]

(In a desperate cry for attention, the phone jumps up next to the television)

Bender: Hey, Telephone! YOU don't get to watch TV! And you've been listening to my messages, haven't ya?! I don't care if your tape is full! Go away!

[Reply #50 on:]

Bender: Hey! They cut out my part there were I was polishing Calculon's behind!

[Reply #51 on:]

Why do I never win these things

[Reply #52 on:]

Bender: And you, Television!  You're related to that can opener in the kitchen!  He tried to kill me the other day, and you're trying now!  Well, it's not going to work; nobody gets the jump on Bender!
Leele:  Oh lord; I see someone's been jacking on again...

[Reply #53 on:]

Bender: Who's that bald guy with the pompous accent?

Fry: That's Captain Picard. He's the Captain of the Enterprise-D.

Bender: I thought that fat loser in the start was Captain of the Enterprise.

Leela: *sigh* He was, but then he got sucked into a temporal nexus for nearly eighty years. Bender, haven't you been paying attention?

Bender: Nope. *slides eye-visor down* Goodnight, nerds!

[Reply #54 on:]

Bender: I find that offensive!

[Reply #55 on:]

Bender: What? How dare they cancel Futurama!

[Reply #56 on:]

Bender: See? I told you "The Scary Door" was a rerun tonight!

[Reply #57 on:]

Bender: Get the phone, meatbag.

Fry: Why don't you just use your extendable arms?

Bender: What? You think I want to talk to them? I just want to know who it is.

[Reply #58 on:]

Bender: This is the worst show I've ever seen! They aren't doing anything!
Leela: That's the closed circuit channel. We're watching ourselves.
Bender: I had a hunch, but thought the robot was too ridiculously good looking.

[Reply #59 on:]

Voice on TV: Aaargh!

Bender: See, Fry. In the 31st Century if you loose a debate on FUX News you're eaten alive.

Voice on TV: Aaargh!

Bender: Take that you filthy liberal!

[Reply #60 on:]

Futz wins

[Reply #61 on:]

[Reply #62 on:]

Professor:  Good news, everyone!  It turns out the ship's navigational program you were all complaining about WAS filled with coding glitches, just like you thought.  We now know how to avoid the dangerous meteor belt you just went through...
Amy:  I forget why I took this internship...

[Reply #63 on:]

Professor: "What in the name of Xenu happened to my ship!?!"

Leela: "Gorram Reavers again, Professor."

[Reply #64 on:]

I have no authority to do so, but I'm declaring Frisco the winner due to Whedon's Firefly/Serenity Awesomeness Principle.

[Reply #65 on:]

Double-checking the installation instructions, Amy realises that the red wires should have been connected to enable the ship's shield grid, not the blue ones.

[Reply #66 on:]

  I never watch it (Firefly)/never on here. References are tricky that way. I probably won't pick a winner at least 'til until Monday. PEEL is very slow over the weekends.

[Reply #67 on:]

Zoidberg: Something happened to the ship
Amy: What?
Professor: I don't know, but it will sure make a good screen capture quote.

[Reply #68 on:]

Professor: What the hell happened?

Leela: The ship self destructed after someone thought it would be funny to hook a certain android up to the ship's computers..

*Leela looks at Fry*

Fry: How was I supposed to know that Marvin would have such an effect on the ships computer? He always seemed so happy...

[Reply #69 on:]

Win.

[Reply #70 on:]

The Professor: I told you nitwits not to leave the ship parked in New Harlem!

[Reply #71 on:]

While trying to fix the Planet Express Ship after being belted by the Omicronians, the Crew stops working to listen to the Professor's rendition of Jesus Christ, Super Star!

[Reply #72 on:]

Bugger - someone's already done a self-destruct joke.
Oh well, to bad. Here goes...

Maybe the Professor's concept of a powerful explosive charge was no longer what it had used to be or maybe it was because he had done the installation work himself. Whatever the reason, Amy was just glad there was one after the Professor had announced his latest upgrade to the ship (a voice-activated self-destruct mechanism) and then immediately proceeded to tell them how to operate it!

[Reply #73 on:]

Farnsworth:  (screaming) What happened to my ship?!?!?!

Leela:  Zoidberg got jealous that he couldn't go on the mission with us so he smashed it!

Fry:  Yes, that's true!  Saw him do it, but tried to stop him! 

Hermes:  All in favor of blaming Zoidberg, say Ay!

Amy:  AY!!! 

Everyone:  AY!

Hermes:  Just for that, for what you did to the ship, it's coming out of your pay, Zoidberg!

Zoidberg:  (cries and runs away).

[Reply #74 on:]

Professor: Good news everyone! I just saved a ton of money by switching to Hypnotoad-co!
Leela: What?!
Professor: I said, I just saved a tone of money by switching to Hypnotoad-co!
Leela: What?! We can't hear you over Michael Jackson's head singing "I Always Feel Like I'm Watching Your Boys (in a Purely Platonic Way)".

[Reply #75 on:]

Professor: Good news! I've just finished testing for a ship repairing device!
Leela: Good! Can we use it?
Professor: Oh my no. I must test it first! (shuffles away)
Amy: And so it goes...

[Reply #76 on:]

Farnsworth: What did you do to my ship ? Don't you know how much it cost me in wires to make it ?

Amy: Zuh! And according to this, you haven't paid me in the last 4 years, so it's gonna cost you even more if you want any repairing done!

Hermes: (to professor) whispering: I'll make sure we don't have to.

[Reply #77 on:]

As the Professor's rendition of "I Don't Know How to Love Him" reaches Amy's ears I choose songficcer the winner.

[Reply #78 on:]

WHOO!

[Reply #79 on:]

Zoidberg: (off-camera) Stand aside, you bitches! I'm going to teach these insolent WORMS some DISCIPLINE!
(A cracking whip and creak of leather garments is heard)