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hobbitboy

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« Reply #80 on: 12-03-2008 15:33 »
« Last Edit on: 12-03-2008 15:35 »



Edited to say "Woo hoo, two TotP's in a row!"
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #81 on: 12-03-2008 18:11 »

Working Girl: ... OK then, we'll get together in an hour at my place. Here Bender, you can wear this. That way somebody will be wearing something.

Bender: I thought you humans watched TV all night!
Frisco17

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« Reply #82 on: 12-03-2008 19:13 »
« Last Edit on: 12-03-2008 20:12 »

Fry: (thinking) "Hehe, now I can stare at Leela's chest all I want and nobody will notice. Thank you purse!"
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #83 on: 12-03-2008 19:27 »

Working girl:  Hi, would you like to join our fun religious cul......I mean, club! 

Bender:  Sure! 

Fry:  I'll join, too!

Leela:  No!  Neither of them will!  It's a trap!

Fembot:  I'll say!  Let's get away from this nutjob! 

soylentOrange

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« Reply #84 on: 12-03-2008 20:59 »

woman: "... and now, to administer the test, I'll just turn the device on."

Leela: "Umm, excuse me.  I'm no Bene-Gesserit, but isn't the Gom-Jabbar test usually done with the subject's hand?"
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #85 on: 12-03-2008 21:36 »

Bender: [gasps] Wearing white after Labor Day?! And those shoes...!

Fry: [thinking] Looks like that "fashion critic" module the Professor soldered to Bender's chest is doing the trick.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #86 on: 12-05-2008 11:36 »

Well, it looks like that's all we're getting, folks.

It was a hard decision to make and I almost resorted to rolling one of my old D&D dice; but, in the end, there can be only one, and this time it's...

    NastyInThePasty.
NastyInThePasty

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« Reply #87 on: 12-05-2008 14:57 »
« Last Edit on: 12-05-2008 14:58 »

Go Nasty, go Nasty, go Nasty...

dr.bender nye

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« Reply #88 on: 12-05-2008 15:21 »

Bender: "Thanks to the credit crunch, I have to be my OWN hammock. And I'm lacking the will of getting up and go to steal one right now."

Zoidberg: "Now you know how I live my life... can I sit on you?"
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #89 on: 12-05-2008 16:29 »

Zoidberg: Bender, old friend! I haven't seen you since you entered that X Game.
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #90 on: 12-06-2008 04:32 »

Zoidberg: Bender, what happened?

Bender: Well, since we were stuck here, I was trying to make a slingshot.

Zoidberg: To send a help letter?

Bender: No, to see how far a giant crab can fly.
La Belle Leela

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« Reply #91 on: 12-06-2008 04:40 »

Zoidberg: "At last! I finally get to see how the robut does his mating ritual!"
hobbitboy

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« Reply #92 on: 12-06-2008 12:08 »

Zoidberg: See, I told you not to steal that beer from the boys in my scout troop. Especially after all the trouble they had gone to smuggling it into the camp.
Frisco17

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« Reply #93 on: 12-07-2008 01:48 »

Zoidberg: "Oh, so you met Mr. Norris too!"
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #94 on: 12-07-2008 04:32 »

I'll probably pick a winner tomorrow night, so if anyone else wants in, go for it.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #95 on: 12-07-2008 04:43 »

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See, I told you not to steal that beer from the boys in my scout troop. Especially after all the trouble they had gone to smuggling it into the camp.

ah, now that takes me back to the good 'ole days...
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #96 on: 12-07-2008 04:56 »

Zoidberg finally gets food to eat, only to forget to build a fire.
Finglonger

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« Reply #97 on: 12-07-2008 08:22 »

Bender: Back off, Zoidberg, I'm doing crunches! Do you think it's easy keeping a motherboard stomach like this?

......Sorry, it's awful.
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #98 on: 12-08-2008 05:56 »

Smarty takes it. :)
Smarty

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« Reply #99 on: 12-08-2008 06:11 »

Oh my gosh, I actually won one!

Well, here it is:

soylentOrange

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« Reply #100 on: 12-08-2008 06:41 »

Leela [os]: "I don't care how big an emergency you say it is, Fry.  I'm not going to pull your finger!"
hobbitboy

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« Reply #101 on: 12-08-2008 10:42 »
« Last Edit on: 12-08-2008 10:44 »

Thanks to data recovered from the ship's Black Box, we can show you a shot from the button-cam of the Self-Destruct Emergency Overide button, taken just moments before the explosion. After months of expert analysis, extensive computer simulations, and in-depth psychological profiling of the crew's likely reaction to sudden, unimaginable terror, we have come to the conclusion that Professor Farnsworth may have made a mistake in positioning the Self-Destruct Emergency Overide button so close to the  Ah, Screw it; just Skip the Self-Destruct Countdown and Blow Everything to Smithereens NOW! button.


Oh, and curse you soylentOrange for both thinking of that one and then using it!
x.Bianca.x

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« Reply #102 on: 12-08-2008 11:00 »

Who knew zombie Fry would be smarter than the original Fry? Pushing the eject button to remove a brain, very clever for someone as thick as Fry- even his speech has improved to the point people can actually understand what he's saying!

Fry:Brains....!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #103 on: 12-08-2008 14:54 »

[narrator] Right into your living room...!
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #104 on: 12-08-2008 19:24 »

As the Planet Express ship returned to Earth Fry's expression had not changed. Just exactly what he saw Bender and Leela doing on the ship's couch the day before we may never know.
Frisco17

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« Reply #105 on: 12-08-2008 19:31 »

Fry: "IT'S A TRAP!!"
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #106 on: 12-08-2008 20:53 »

Fry: Aarrggh! My palm has turned into a butt.
La Belle Leela

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« Reply #107 on: 12-08-2008 21:48 »
« Last Edit on: 12-08-2008 21:51 by Torgo »

Fry: "gasp!" OVERTURNED SLURM TANKER! Bender, where's my gold-plated straw? HURRY!"

-meh, that's all I got
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #108 on: 12-10-2008 16:22 »

Ok, it was actually a hard decision, but I am going to pick...Torgo.
La Belle Leela

Starship Captain
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« Reply #109 on: 12-10-2008 17:55 »

Awesome, Awesome to the MAX!:D
dr.bender nye

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #110 on: 12-10-2008 18:15 »

As the credit crunch still hits our futuristic pals, they find Coelacanth fish pizza inedible
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« Reply #111 on: 12-10-2008 18:28 »

Fry: You guys are never gonna be able to join my Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan club if you don't learn to appreciate anchovies.
Frisco17

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« Reply #112 on: 12-10-2008 20:00 »

Voiceover: "Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you."

You of all people should appreciate this one Torgo.
La Belle Leela

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« Reply #113 on: 12-10-2008 20:14 »

Voiceover: "Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you."

You of all people should appreciate this one Torgo.
Yes, in a Troy McClure voiceover kinda way. :D
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #114 on: 12-10-2008 21:17 »

Leela: So where'd you find a delivery Pizza for less than $10.

Fry: A place called Soylent Silvano's, why?
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« Reply #115 on: 12-10-2008 22:29 »

Fry: Well, if you don't like it, I'll stop regurgitating it.
soylentOrange

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« Reply #116 on: 12-10-2008 22:55 »

half a moment earlier:

Zoidberg: "Friends, friends!  You'll never guess what I did in your pizza!"
Smarty

Professor
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« Reply #117 on: 12-10-2008 23:35 »

The Planet Express crew got pizza that day, and even though it tasted horrible, some odd, I-know-this-food-sucks-but-I'm-still-gonna-eat-it-because-I-haven't-eaten-anything-in-a-week instinct had kicked in.
hobbitboy

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« Reply #118 on: 12-11-2008 12:43 »

Fry soon lost interest in these weekly 'pizza fights' but he nevertheless always made a point of turning up to 'watch'.

He didn't even know what "telekinesis" was, let alone how you could use it to flip the pizza into your opponent's face. Nor he did understand why the Professor was so good that he could take on all of the others at the same time.

What he did know, however, was that when everyone's attention was on the contest, it was really easy to swipe free slices. Heh heh... suckers.
La Belle Leela

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« Reply #119 on: 12-11-2008 18:13 »

Annnnnnnnnnd, Smarty takes it! :D
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