This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

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Bender: (singing) "I'm a rocket man.....ROCKET MAAAAN....buring out my fuel on the couch....alone...."

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Bender: My butt is on fire.

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Amy: Bender PLEASE I can't see!

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Bender: Ha ha! I can get the remote without moving my legs! All I have to do is, well, you know.

Leela: Bender! Now I have to fan out the room.

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Fry: Oh thanks a lot bender now were short a seat.

Bender: well just be glad i didn't burp or we would be short a tv.

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Leela: (exasperated) Fry! How many times do I have to tell you? Don't pull his finger! ... And Bender, quit axing him to.

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I'll give it to x.Bianca.x

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Bender: After listening to the Professor's reminiscences, I guess this isn't exactly the picture that "forced mating" brings to mind, right? Ha! Now, if you're done squirming, Fry, I've got to figure out where to insert this sperm siphon.

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Bender: ...and for my next trick, I'll require two meat bags from the audience. Now, my two lovely assistants will affix blindfolds as I tie you to these chairs...yes, that's it...QUICK, I'VE GOT THEIR WALLETS, CHEESE IT!!!

[Reply #410 on:]

Bender: I'm going to tie you up.
Clamps: I'm going to blindfold you.
Other guy: Me too.

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Good one, NastyInThePasty! And Bear, it's Joey Mouse pad.

Bender: I'm not a Meatbag wrangler but I have this whip! *crack!*

NastyInThePasty's is better...

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At least give me credit for trying

[Reply #413 on:]

You mean like saying: "At least you tried, Bear" and then patting you on the shoulder as you start to cry?

[Reply #414 on:]

Bender: "Alright, one of you knows what happened to my little rubber duckie, Quackers. And now we're going to find out who."

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Bender: You're right Joey, when you shake both of them vigorously yours bounces around a lot more on top.

Fry: That could be serious! Let me see!

Bender: No. Joey, Clamps more vigorous shaking!

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More as a response to futz than anything else...

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Bender: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the spagetti eating finals.
Clamps: Here we have Fry and Leela, 3...2....1.... EAT THAT SPAGETTI!

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Leela: "Fry are you the one whose been going through my dresser again?"

Fry: "Jeeze Leela, I thought when you ask to talk to me in private that you wanted to actually have a conversation. I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquistion."

(Bender, Joey and Clamps burst in.)

Bender "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!"

Joey & Clamps: "CONFESS! CONFESS!!!"

[Reply #419 on:]

........nah screw it nothings gonna beat frisco's.

[Reply #420 on:]

Uhhhh....hmmmm....NastyInTheP asty....I mean Hobbitboy.

[Reply #421 on:]

This game's become too political.

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Uhhhh....hmmmm....NastyInThePasty....I mean Hobbitboy.

WHAT?!

[Reply #423 on:]

      Uhhhh....hmmmm....NastyInTheP asty....I mean Hobbitboy.

   WHAT?!

You heard the lady. To wit:

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I just watched the commentary for that episode yesterday. It's the one gotfuturama.com was mentioned in. Anyway

Yellow Robot: I propose..!!
Bender: Arghrahgh *scats*
Zoidberg: Gcrahchhaaaaa
Old Zoidberg: I don't understand the youth of today. Why are we in a theater? What is happening? I'm cold, theres wolfs after me

[Reply #425 on:]

Books...

Yellow Robot = Calculon

Old Zoidberg = Harold Zoid

[Reply #426 on:]

It's funnier my way.

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Calculon: Attorney At Law

Calculon: "Gentlemen I represent Gizmonic Institute. I have here a court order which forbids the three of you from sitting in silhouette and insulting movies."

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I can't see the picture so I'm going to guess at what's in it. (i can just see by the file name that its calculon at the oscars)

Calculon: I'm at the Oscars.

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Calculon: Why was I not told that everyone would be wearing blue bow-ties?!

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Bender: That statue of the robot is creeping me out!!!!!!

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Calculon: Okay, you three, for the last time, shut up! I am here in this theater trying to watch a movie! And if you throw popcorn again, I will dump the soda in my hand...hey, where's my soda!

Bender (mumbling): Zoidberg, run! Ruuuun!!

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Calculon: All I came here for is to watch a movie, and you lot wont stop talking, now, either you shut up or I'll put you in a suicide booth and I'll sell all the things in your houses too, so?

Bender:3...2....1.....RUN GUYS


P.S. Smarty, I sort of copied u, SOS!

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Calculon: You guys tricked me. You told me that Transformers was supposed to be good!

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Zilex wins!

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Calculon:  That's it!  You all ruined my career!  Now I'm going to kill you! (Puts his hand behind his back)

Bender:  Cheese it!

Zoidberg:  This is it!  This is it!  My life is over!

Harold Zoid:  Your life?  What about mine?

Calculon: (raising his hand in the air with nothing in it)  Psyche!  (Laughs)  You all thought I was going to kill you.......(cracking up)

Bender:  That was my joke!  You stole it!  (punches Calculon). 

Zoidberg and Harold Zoid:  *whew*.  It was only a joke.   

[Reply #436 on:]

Kurt, can I ask you, as a liquid emperor, how come you never post in off-topic? Since 2003, hasn't the same old stuff gotten boring?

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3 Liquid Emperors in a row?

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Calculon: No Oscar! You 3 know what that means.

Harold: I got the pizza so that leaves the sexual favors up to you two.

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Not anymore.