This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

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Zapp: stick to the plan Kif and we'll have them eating out of the palm of our foot

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It was a hard choice but I think I'll give it to NastyInThePasty.

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See NastyinthePastry you can do it yourself

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Whoop-whoop-whoop!

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(after a brutal killing spree by leela the crew falls to the floor dead. there is a long moment of silence.)

Bender:"........................OW!"

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Leela: Wait a minute... This isn't the real crew! They've been replaced by robots!

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Leela tests out her idea for a new stress-relief therapy: download your co-workers into 'blank' robots and then let 'em have it!

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Leela: I JUST HIT YOU ALL WITH AN AAAAXXXEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Leela: "For Caprica!"

In this episode of Battlestar Futuramica, Leela discovers that all of her coworkers have been Cylons all along.  Except Bender, he was just in the way.

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Fry: (OS) "Leela, I came to warn you that robots captured the everybody and copied their appearances and we might be next!....Oh."

<pause>

Leela: "They were robots?

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Fry (OS): Yes!! I beat the game! NEW HIGH SCORE!!! Leela, beat that!

Leela (OS): Okay Fry, now give me the controller.

Fry (OS): Don't even try to beat me, Leela.

Leela (OS): Oh, I'll beat you alright...now load your picture into the game.

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Leela: Ha! Take that evil robot dupilcate army!

Whack! Clang! Chang! Pang! Chop...!

Bender: Wait! I'm not a duplicate!

Whack! Clang! Chang! Pang! Chop...!

Leela: I know.

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Leela:  Believe in the Robot Jesus?

Hermes, Amy,Bender, Professor Robots:  (weakly and all together):  Yessssssssss......

Leela:  Gonna meet him....... hee-yah!   

*SLAM!*


Got that from Death Wish 2! 

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When she finally got to the end of level boss, Leela felt the "electric jellyfish" was a bit of a let down. She had enjoyed killing her co-workers but felt the whole game was a bit too much like Lord Jabu-Jabu's belly.

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Leela: ...........I'm not playing Virtual Robot Attack am I?

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When she finally got to the end of level boss, Leela felt the "electric jellyfish" was a bit of a let down. She had enjoyed killing her co-workers but felt the whole game was a bit too much like Lord Jabu-Jabu's belly.

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agreed frisco.

[Reply #377 on:]

Many good entires, but I liked Futz's the best (although I must admit I'm disappointed that no one used the obvious "I'll ax you again..." quote ).

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Zoidberg: And presenting Zoidbergs new work of art- organfest.

Leela slowly claps

Zoidberg: Hooray! I'm a famous artist!

Leela: But I'm the only one who came.

Zoidberg: (Crying) Bwoo, hoo, hoo! (Hugs Leela)

Leela: Get off me! I only came because you said single famous guys would be here! (Leaves room)

Zoidberg: Aw...

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Zoidberg: See? What did I tell you? The way to a man's heart is not through his stomach!

Leela: Drat. [hands Zoidberg five bucks]

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Leela: I said direction not dissection.

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Zoidberg: Ta-daaaaa
Leela: Wow Zoidberg, that's a really good magic trick
Zoidberg: Uh... Yes... Magic...

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Professor:
Leela:
Zoidberg:

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Zoidberg: Well, there you have it. A perfectly done dissection.

Leela: Wow, I really didn't think you could do it. Thanks, Zoidberg! Now stitch him back up. (Leaves room)

Zoidberg: Wait, stitch him up? I only went to this part of biology. OH NO!

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Zoidberg: FOOD! Delicious food! Oh Leela, you shouldn't have.

Leela: Well, I didn't actually mean to but a girl can only take so much of  Good news everybody and Oh my, yes before she... well, snaps. And the next thing I knew...

[Noises of Zoidberg eating messily]

Leela: ... still don't know where the surgical clamp came from.

Zoidberg: [speaking with his mouth full] Do you think we should save some for the Professor? He might be hungry when he wakes up.

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Leela:  Zoidberg, why are you operating on the Professor?  And without anastetic! 

Zoidberg:  Operating?   Nonsense!  I'm merely playing Connect the Organs,  from Milton Bradley! 

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Zoidberg: "There, now no one will ever find your secret collection of Tom Jones CDs."

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Zoidberg: We simply stick in the new thingamabobber, and-

*dissolves into red goo*

Zoidberg: Oh boy.

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Zoidberg: "I don't understand.  The robut said there'd be buried treasure!"

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soylentOrange wins.

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Step on it, Orange.

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Cool it, dude, I'm sure he'll get to it.

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oops sorry, my bad.  Haven't had much time for checking PEEL today.

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Bender: To infinity and beyond!

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Leela: Bender, I told you not to eat all that chili.

Bender: It burns!

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Fry: So you really think you're ready to fly, already?

Leela: You don't even have stabilizing thrusters for your hands yet.

Bender: Guys, sometimes you gotta run before you can walk. Jarvis, import all preferences from home interface.... and 3... 2... 1.... Whooahoooo!

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Morbo... The puny human has not returned. I am sure my species will find this is information very valuable

Bender: Well, i'm off to loot their stuff

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Fry: ...so you had the dealer install the Lightning Bug package while you were there? How do you like it?

Bender: It's not as - FRUUOOP! - glamorous as it appears on TV. Frrup...pppt..pt.

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Leela: Oh no, no! Not on the couch! Bad Bender, BAD...! [whacks Bender with rolled-up newspaper]

Bender: [whimpers]