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Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« #320 : 01-25-2009 11:46 »

Fry: Bender, I know I drank your last beer, But did you have to blue my foot onto your body?

Bender: Yes! It's the only way you'll learn when you've done something wrong.
Bear

Urban Legend
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« #321 : 01-25-2009 15:02 »

Fry I'll kick you!
Bender Eeeeee!

Oh I'm no good at this! :laff:
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #322 : 01-25-2009 16:03 »


Fry: Come on Bender! Just feel the burn, and stretch! And stretch! Come on, really work those legs. Now practice those high kicks!
Bender: What's up with Fry?
Leela: Oh God! He's been hanging around Richard Simmons too much at the head museum! He's been brainwashed!
Fry: Come on Bender! Jumping jacks! And one, and two, and three, really work those glutes!
Bender: AH! OH GOD NO! (grabbing the sparkly magician's assistant suit out of his chest cavity) HERE! JUST TAKE IT!!

I'm no good at this  ;)
Smarty

Professor
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« #323 : 01-26-2009 02:18 »

I'll give it to Seymour. :D
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #324 : 01-26-2009 03:28 »

Woah!  :eek: A first for me! Huzzah!

NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #325 : 01-26-2009 04:24 »

PE Crew: [laughing uproariously]

Hermes: [muffled voice] Very funny, slipping that bone density decreaser into my drink!
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« #326 : 01-26-2009 05:25 »

Fry:So Bender, hows Hermes been since you had him hypnotized to think he was a dog.

Bender: I dunno. He's been a bit down since I had him neutered.

Leela:Hermes as a dog? That's a good one, Bender!

Crew all laughs

Bender: Yes...a joke.
Jezzem

Urban Legend
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« #327 : 01-26-2009 07:56 »

(Planet Express Crew laughing)

Hermes: Okay, okay, you were right! I shouldn't have sold my legs to that mannequin manufacturer...
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #328 : 01-26-2009 14:43 »
« : 01-26-2009 14:47 »

Amy: Why I do say good sir, you appear to have lost your footing!
Fry: Yes...I do believe I concur with Amy's harsh, yet true sentiments.
Bender: Chaps! He does seem quite hurt! Perhaps we shall consider helping the poor fellow?
Zoidberg: Fellows, fellows, let us not quarrel, this is a day of joyous celebration, now let us engage in cockney British wit.
Leela: Why I say! I've forgotten my oversized monocle!
Scruffy: A sad day for all.
**All look downtrodden**
Hermes: *lies quiet and motionless*

 :laff: :laff: :laff: :laff:
Bear

Urban Legend
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« #329 : 01-26-2009 14:47 »

Amy: Hey Hermes, are you going to get up?
Fry: Heh, yeah
Bender: Eeeeee!
Zoidberg: Hahahaha!
Leela: Amy!
Scruffy: Haha
Hermes: I feel queezy
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #330 : 01-26-2009 14:49 »

 :laff: :laff: :laff:

Please withdraw your entry  :mad:
Bear

Urban Legend
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« #331 : 01-26-2009 15:35 »

I will not be bullied by sheer flattery BOOKS. I have just as much a right to compete as Jezzem does!
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #332 : 01-26-2009 15:49 »

Moments earlier.

Barbados Slim "I'm here to kick ass and chew bumblegum and I'm all out of gum."
BenderīsRevenge

Bending Unit
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« #333 : 01-26-2009 17:29 »

Hermes questions his decision to have Margaret Thatcher's Head tattooed on his ass.
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #334 : 01-26-2009 17:42 »

Amy: How the spluh did Hermes get that in there?

Fry: And with the wide end first? I'm as amazed as I've ever been.

Scruffy: Scruffy is reminded of one his favourite magazines.

Leela: (ceases laughing) You guys can be so cruel. There's nothing funny about this in any way.

Bender: Come on, Leela. Lighten up!

Zoidberg: It's funny because it's painful!
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #335 : 01-26-2009 19:43 »

Hermes impresses the rest of the crew with his Shane MacGowan impression.
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #336 : 01-26-2009 20:21 »

Fry: He tried to jump again? At his own birthday party?

Amy: He got an early start on the keg, then walked in on LaBarbra and Slim doin' limbo moves.

Fry: Is he hurt?

Amy: Naw, he caught his pants on the railing and fell back on the deck like a wounded hippopotamus - splam!

Fry: Jeez, for a black guy he's not very...

Bender Another sterotype shattered!
Zilex

Delivery Boy
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« #337 : 01-26-2009 21:47 »

Hermes: sweet pain of spain that hurt.
Bear

Urban Legend
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« #338 : 01-26-2009 21:53 »

:laff: I'm going to start using that one! Can we give it to Zilex?
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #339 : 01-26-2009 21:54 »

Oh! So hard...so many good entries! But I think I'm going to have to go with x.Bianca.x

Second Place: Frisco17  :D
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #340 : 01-26-2009 22:28 »

Oh come on... :mad:
What will it take for me and Bear to win :confused:
Edit: Okay, Bianca's was prettygood. :/
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #341 : 01-26-2009 22:30 »

Would it make you feel better if I said yours was 3rd?
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #342 : 01-26-2009 22:31 »

Yes.
But keep in mind Seymour that I don't blame you. I guess I just need to tryharder on these silly pointless games.
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« #343 : 01-27-2009 01:17 »


Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #344 : 01-27-2009 01:25 »

Zap: And so you see by this finger demonstration what I'm going to...
Leela: ... alright that's enough!
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
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« #345 : 01-27-2009 01:30 »

Books, you have some nerve to insult twilight and then post here, let me tell you.
Books

Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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« #346 : 01-27-2009 01:32 »

You're right, insulting Twilight is so 3 weeks ago.
Was that your entry into the contest? I don't think you'll win :laff:
Bear

Urban Legend
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« #347 : 01-27-2009 02:11 »

Books! This is the second time I can honestly say lol!

ok here's mine:

Zapp: Kif likes you.
Leela: Amy don't go out with him he's green.
Amy: Spluuh!
Kif: :(
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
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« #348 : 01-27-2009 02:16 »

Zapp: Kif, get rid of that fox.

Kif: *sigh*

[exeunt  Kif]


Smarty

Professor
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« #349 : 01-27-2009 03:14 »

Zapp: Don't worry, Kif, they can't see us. This is called one-way tele-video phone- thing.

Kif: Are you sure? Do you think Amy will say anything about me?

Zapp: Whatever Kif, can't you see I am watching here!

Amy: It just feels like he is always watching me...

Leela: Yeah, I kinda have that feeling now...

Zapp: Abort mission! Abort mission! Kif turn off the screen!
Seymour_My_Hero

Professor
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« #350 : 01-27-2009 03:18 »
« : 01-27-2009 03:20 »

Computer: Welcome to "Zap the Nag!"

Zapp: Alright Kif. You twirl the chair around so that I can use this virutal glove to shoot the nag and win. Got it?

Kif: *sigh* Yes, captain.

Computer: LEVEL ONE. BEGIN!

Leela:
Amy! I can't believe you forgot to refuel the ship! You better not forget again!

Amy: Spleesh! Who cares? Let's go party!

Zapp: PORT SIDE KIF! PORT SIDE!

Kif: Yes, captain.

(Zapp shoots Leela)

Computer: YOU HAVE ZAPPED THE NAG! LEVEL ONE COMPLETED.

Zapp:
They don't call me the Zapper for nothing!

I know, not that great.  ;)
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #351 : 01-27-2009 03:41 »

Zapp: Mmmmm, the 'All Leela, All The Time' station!

Kif: Um, that's an incoming transmission, sir.

Zapp: [distracted] Mmmmm?

Kif: [groans]
Sine Wave

Liquid Emperor
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« #352 : 01-27-2009 06:40 »

Leela prepares to return fire after being shot with Zapp's "love cannon".
hobbitboy

Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« #353 : 01-27-2009 11:22 »

Kif needed to wait till the ladies were both looking at the screen if his 'whipping Zapp's chair out from under him' maneuver was to have maximum effect.
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
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« #354 : 01-27-2009 13:25 »

Zapp: "That's enough. Normal view."

Kif: "Nor-mal view. Nor-mal view! Nor-mal view! NOR-MAL VIEWWWWWW!"

Zapp: "And stop doing that."
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« #355 : 01-27-2009 16:25 »

Leela: "Not even in your wildest dreams.  And it's pronounced threesome."
BenderīsRevenge

Bending Unit
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« #356 : 01-27-2009 19:04 »

Leela: No, I will not pull your finger...
Bear

Urban Legend
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« #357 : 01-27-2009 20:17 »

I think we have a winner! :laff:
futz
Liquid Emperor
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« #358 : 01-27-2009 21:02 »

Amy: Uhmmmm....

Leela: I'm not going to nude minestrone wrestle with Amy!

Zapp: We watch you or you watch us.

Leela: Ohhh! OK! But I'm going to tell Amy about you and Kif.

Amy: What!?!

Zapp: Bam!
NastyInThePasty

Professor
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« #359 : 01-27-2009 21:16 »

Zapp: "That's enough. Normal view."

Kif: "Nor-mal view. Nor-mal view! Nor-mal view! NOR-MAL VIEWWWWWW!"

Zapp: "And stop doing that."

Damn, I wish I'd thought of that... :(
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