This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

[Reply #320 on:]

Fry: Bender, I know I drank your last beer, But did you have to blue my foot onto your body?

Bender: Yes! It's the only way you'll learn when you've done something wrong.

[Reply #321 on:]

Fry I'll kick you!
Bender Eeeeee!

Oh I'm no good at this!

[Reply #322 on:]

Fry: Come on Bender! Just feel the burn, and stretch! And stretch! Come on, really work those legs. Now practice those high kicks!
Bender: What's up with Fry?
Leela: Oh God! He's been hanging around Richard Simmons too much at the head museum! He's been brainwashed!
Fry: Come on Bender! Jumping jacks! And one, and two, and three, really work those glutes!
Bender: AH! OH GOD NO! (grabbing the sparkly magician's assistant suit out of his chest cavity) HERE! JUST TAKE IT!!

I'm no good at this 

[Reply #323 on:]

I'll give it to Seymour.

[Reply #324 on:]

Woah!  A first for me! Huzzah!

[Reply #325 on:]

PE Crew: [laughing uproariously]

Hermes: [muffled voice] Very funny, slipping that bone density decreaser into my drink!

[Reply #326 on:]

Fry:So Bender, hows Hermes been since you had him hypnotized to think he was a dog.

Bender: I dunno. He's been a bit down since I had him neutered.

Leela:Hermes as a dog? That's a good one, Bender!

Crew all laughs

Bender: Yes...a joke.

[Reply #327 on:]

(Planet Express Crew laughing)

Hermes: Okay, okay, you were right! I shouldn't have sold my legs to that mannequin manufacturer...

[Reply #328 on:]

Amy: Why I do say good sir, you appear to have lost your footing!
Fry: Yes...I do believe I concur with Amy's harsh, yet true sentiments.
Bender: Chaps! He does seem quite hurt! Perhaps we shall consider helping the poor fellow?
Zoidberg: Fellows, fellows, let us not quarrel, this is a day of joyous celebration, now let us engage in cockney British wit.
Leela: Why I say! I've forgotten my oversized monocle!
Scruffy: A sad day for all.
**All look downtrodden**
Hermes: *lies quiet and motionless*

 

[Reply #329 on:]

Amy: Hey Hermes, are you going to get up?
Fry: Heh, yeah
Bender: Eeeeee!
Zoidberg: Hahahaha!
Leela: Amy!
Scruffy: Haha
Hermes: I feel queezy

[Reply #330 on:]

 

Please withdraw your entry 

[Reply #331 on:]

I will not be bullied by sheer flattery BOOKS. I have just as much a right to compete as Jezzem does!

[Reply #332 on:]

Moments earlier.

Barbados Slim "I'm here to kick ass and chew bumblegum and I'm all out of gum."

[Reply #333 on:]

Hermes questions his decision to have Margaret Thatcher's Head tattooed on his ass.

[Reply #334 on:]

Amy: How the spluh did Hermes get that in there?

Fry: And with the wide end first? I'm as amazed as I've ever been.

Scruffy: Scruffy is reminded of one his favourite magazines.

Leela: (ceases laughing) You guys can be so cruel. There's nothing funny about this in any way.

Bender: Come on, Leela. Lighten up!

Zoidberg: It's funny because it's painful!

[Reply #335 on:]

Hermes impresses the rest of the crew with his Shane MacGowan impression.

[Reply #336 on:]

Fry: He tried to jump again? At his own birthday party?

Amy: He got an early start on the keg, then walked in on LaBarbra and Slim doin' limbo moves.

Fry: Is he hurt?

Amy: Naw, he caught his pants on the railing and fell back on the deck like a wounded hippopotamus - splam!

Fry: Jeez, for a black guy he's not very...

Bender Another sterotype shattered!

[Reply #337 on:]

Hermes: sweet pain of spain that hurt.

[Reply #338 on:]

I'm going to start using that one! Can we give it to Zilex?

[Reply #339 on:]

Oh! So hard...so many good entries! But I think I'm going to have to go with x.Bianca.x

Second Place: Frisco17  

[Reply #340 on:]

Oh come on...
What will it take for me and Bear to win
Edit: Okay, Bianca's was prettygood. :/

[Reply #341 on:]

Would it make you feel better if I said yours was 3rd?

[Reply #342 on:]

Yes.
But keep in mind Seymour that I don't blame you. I guess I just need to tryharder on these silly pointless games.

[Reply #343 on:]

[Reply #344 on:]

Zap: And so you see by this finger demonstration what I'm going to...
Leela: ... alright that's enough!

[Reply #345 on:]

Books, you have some nerve to insult twilight and then post here, let me tell you.

[Reply #346 on:]

You're right, insulting Twilight is so 3 weeks ago.
Was that your entry into the contest? I don't think you'll win

[Reply #347 on:]

Books! This is the second time I can honestly say lol!

ok here's mine:

Zapp: Kif likes you.
Leela: Amy don't go out with him he's green.
Amy: Spluuh!
Kif:

[Reply #348 on:]

Zapp: Kif, get rid of that fox.

Kif: *sigh*

[exeunt  Kif]

[Reply #349 on:]

Zapp: Don't worry, Kif, they can't see us. This is called one-way tele-video phone- thing.

Kif: Are you sure? Do you think Amy will say anything about me?

Zapp: Whatever Kif, can't you see I am watching here!

Amy: It just feels like he is always watching me...

Leela: Yeah, I kinda have that feeling now...

Zapp: Abort mission! Abort mission! Kif turn off the screen!

[Reply #350 on:]

Computer: Welcome to "Zap the Nag!"

Zapp: Alright Kif. You twirl the chair around so that I can use this virutal glove to shoot the nag and win. Got it?

Kif: *sigh* Yes, captain.

Computer: LEVEL ONE. BEGIN!

Leela: Amy! I can't believe you forgot to refuel the ship! You better not forget again!

Amy: Spleesh! Who cares? Let's go party!

Zapp: PORT SIDE KIF! PORT SIDE!

Kif: Yes, captain.

(Zapp shoots Leela)

Computer: YOU HAVE ZAPPED THE NAG! LEVEL ONE COMPLETED.

Zapp: They don't call me the Zapper for nothing!

I know, not that great. 

[Reply #351 on:]

Zapp: Mmmmm, the 'All Leela, All The Time' station!

Kif: Um, that's an incoming transmission, sir.

Zapp: [distracted] Mmmmm?

Kif: [groans]

[Reply #352 on:]

Leela prepares to return fire after being shot with Zapp's "love cannon".

[Reply #353 on:]

Kif needed to wait till the ladies were both looking at the screen if his 'whipping Zapp's chair out from under him' maneuver was to have maximum effect.

[Reply #354 on:]

Zapp: "That's enough. Normal view."

Kif: "Nor-mal view. Nor-mal view! Nor-mal view! NOR-MAL VIEWWWWWW!"

Zapp: "And stop doing that."

[Reply #355 on:]

Leela: "Not even in your wildest dreams.  And it's pronounced threesome."

[Reply #356 on:]

Leela: No, I will not pull your finger...

[Reply #357 on:]

I think we have a winner!

[Reply #358 on:]

Amy: Uhmmmm....

Leela: I'm not going to nude minestrone wrestle with Amy!

Zapp: We watch you or you watch us.

Leela: Ohhh! OK! But I'm going to tell Amy about you and Kif.

Amy: What!?!

Zapp: Bam!

[Reply #359 on:]

Zapp: "That's enough. Normal view."

Kif: "Nor-mal view. Nor-mal view! Nor-mal view! NOR-MAL VIEWWWWWW!"

Zapp: "And stop doing that."

Damn, I wish I'd thought of that...