This thread is grabage, human grabage. (Framegrab thread)

[Reply #280 on:]

Bear, either submit an entry in the contest or please stop trolling-up the thread.

Books, that's show biz.

[Reply #281 on:]

How am I going to make an entry? We're waiting for Sine Wave's picture. I'm commenting on other entries. Stop playing moderator.

[Reply #282 on:]

What the hell Frisco. I poured my heart and other organs into that entry! Please acknowledge and review, if you don't remember what it was here http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=16817.msg1003290#msg1003290
Thank you and please reply. I'm curious as to what happened here

-Books.

Frisco would thank you for your correspondance. Your concerns are important to him and will be addressed at the first opportunity.

[Reply #283 on:]

What a typical reply from a corrupt despot!

[Reply #284 on:]

I try.

[Reply #285 on:]

So vulgarity is exchangeable with humor.

[Reply #286 on:]

Slurms: (In a sensuous, deep, yet mellow voice) Last night was wonderful Fry, may we meet for tea later?
Bender: *Leans forward*
Leela: *Leans forward*
Fry: *Turns head slyly*

[Reply #287 on:]

Glurmo: Now the trick is to not massage them too vigorously otherwise they might...

[A pop sound followed by a splat.]

Glurmo: Ooh, look! There goes one now.

Fry: [Thinking] If they're going to clean that off they're going to need a really tall ladder.

   So vulgarity is exchangeable with humor.

No, vulgarity is humor!

   Slurms: (In a ...

 

[Reply #288 on:]

Glurmo: So Fry, do you want to ditch these two and curl up with me under my rock?

[Reply #289 on:]

His name is Glurmo!? My whole entry! Ruined!
only Barack Obama can save us now

[Reply #290 on:]

only Barack Obama can save us now 

either him. or the edit button.

[Reply #291 on:]

They're not the same thing

[Reply #292 on:]

!!!

Ok let me try I've never done this so cut me some slack.

Glurmo: Said the pidgeon to the white chestnut, "How was thine summer? Art thou now merry as the bee flies?" "When autumn shows its rays in sweet eternal happiness then I shall be as a lark in the sky," replied the chestnut violently. "Hampering with a doornob you now know the secret," the pidgeon replied knowingly.
Bender: Sorry to interrupt but is that a flying waitress over there wearing half-heels in a blue dress?
Leela: Where?
Fry: Where? HA! Psyche!

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Fry [thinking] A purple top hat? What a weirdo...

[Reply #294 on:]

They're not the same thing

  Oh wait, you're right.  My bad.

Glurmo: "... and continuing our tour of the Hall of US Presidents, on your left you'll see the presidential dew-rag, worn by President Obama when his motorcade was pulled over by state police in 2010, and again in 2011."

[Reply #295 on:]

Bear: It started really good, but the conclusion left be dissatisfied and frankly, quite anticlimactic.

B+

[Reply #296 on:]

It was my first try!

[Reply #297 on:]

I actually meant *me.
Sorry.

[Reply #298 on:]

Bear wins.

[Reply #299 on:]

Wheee! First tries do bring merit!

[Reply #300 on:]

Zapp: "I call this pose "Britney getting out of a car."

[Reply #301 on:]

Zapp: Pawoooooot... varoop! And that is how I single-handedly struck such fear into the Parchment People of Balsa 4 that they immediately surrendered.

[Reply #302 on:]

Zapp: "Who wants to see a snake wearing a sweater?"

[Reply #303 on:]

 Zapp: Mom, will you marry me?

[Reply #304 on:]

Zapp:...So that's how I baited and bagged the Great Rampaging Bear of Bearulon 9.

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guy with wine: my ass is on fire.

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Mayor Poopenmeyer: my ass is on fire.

Fixed!


Now for mine:

Zapp: ...and that is how I beat the last remaining penguin in Antarctica. Fascinating, isn't it?

Mayor: Yeah, sure, Brannigan. Now can you say it again, this time putting your leg down? It is a little bit of a...

Zapp: Distraction? No one can resist the Zapper...

Mayor: Actually I was thinking more of a very small disturbance.

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Walt, Larry, and Igner: HOLD TIGHT

Mom: Wait till the party's over

Walt, Larry, and Igner: HOLD TIGHT

Mom: We're in for nasty weather

          There has got to be a way

Walt, Larry, and Igner: Burning down the house

Zapp: No visible means of support and you have not seen nothin' yet
         Everything's stuck together
         I don't know what you expect staring into the TV set
         Fighting fire with fire

Walt, Larry, and Igner: WATCH OUT

Mayor Poopenmeyer: You might get what you're after

Walt, Larry, and Igner: COOL BABIES

Mayor Poopenmeyer: Strange but not a stranger

                                I am an ordinary guy

Walt, Larry, and Igner: Burning down the house

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Mom: Now-now, Mr. Brannigan, no need to get...testy. [eyes dart downward]

[Reply #309 on:]

This is too hard

Books made me lol but he forgot to bold his character speaking

So I will go with Smarty for capturing the true essence of the Zappiness

[Reply #310 on:]

Huh? So we only have 0.8 of a day to get an entry in now?   


Yet another thread touched by the hand of @Bear.

[Reply #311 on:]

Sorry It was supposed to be .75 but I woke up late

[Reply #312 on:]

Okay then..

[Reply #313 on:]

Fry had every intention of trashing the Professor's lab but the spring-mounted-Bender security system was too quick for him.

[Reply #314 on:]

Fry: I knew I shouldn't have mixed suerglue with shoe polish!

Bender: Aren't you going to ask me about the hat and cape?

Fry: What?

[Reply #315 on:]

Fry: "Heeyah!"

Leela [os]: "For the last time, you are not Jackie Chan!  You are Fry.  The guy in the TV was Jackie Chan."

Bender: "I like him better this way."

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Fry: uuum Bender why can't i move.

Bender: That's why they call me Bender the magnificent.

[Reply #317 on:]

Bender: And now I will saw a man in half.

Audience (mainly Amy, Leela, & Dr.Z): Clap, clap, clap...

Fry: Eeeep!!! Other way, OTHER WAY!!!

[Reply #318 on:]

Everybody was kung-fu fighting...

Fry:Hwah! Ow! Pain....pain, so much pain...

[Reply #319 on:]

Fry: What possible use could a bending unit have for hip-mounted shoe magnets?