Attention New New Yorkers - Stop asking so stupid! - Stupid Questions

[Reply #720 on:]

A. He can do folk singing.

Q. What was the first folk song Bender heard?

EDIT: TOTP italics!!!

[Reply #721 on:]

A.  Gin and Juice.

Q.  Why doesn't Bender have the requisite funk to be a Globetrotter?

[Reply #722 on:]

A: Because bender tries to be too black.

Q: When does Bender act black?

Damn it I was hoping to get that TOTP so that I got 5 in a row but... I just couldn't stay up until 4 am.... Oh well, it doesn't matter

[Reply #723 on:]

Now taking any suggestions for the new name.

A: When he's pimping?

Q: Does Bender still pimp despite the anti-pimping laws?

[Reply #724 on:]

A: Yes, it's how he makes the majority of his money.

A: Does Bender do any other jobs on the side?

[Reply #725 on:]

A:  Yes, Bender is a professional blackjack card counter.

Q:  From how many casinos has Bender been banned?

[Reply #726 on:]

A: All of the ones in the civilised universe.

Q: Which casino does he work at most of the time?

[Reply #727 on:]

A: Wong's casino's secret blackjack rooms....

Q: Why are they so secret?

[Reply #728 on:]

A: Because Wong is asian, and asians are often ninjas... and ninjas thrive on secrecy.

Q: Why doesn't Amy have awesome ninja abilities?

[Reply #729 on:]

A: Because she focused on studying engineering rather than ninja skills.

Q: Why would Amy choose to date a squishy green alien? (Kif)

[Reply #730 on:]

A: Because she has a thing for squishy green aliens with useless organs.

Q: Has Amy ever been attracted to any other aliens?

[Reply #731 on:]

A: I think she had a thing for one of those bug animals on Mars

Q: Who would be on top: Fry or Leela?

[Reply #732 on:]

A: Leela, she seems a bit of a control freak.

Q: Does it matter who was on top?

[Reply #733 on:]

A: Not really the end result is the same.... Fry will be badly beaten.

Q: What caused Leela to beat Fry up?

[Reply #734 on:]

A: He spoke.

Q: What other things would cause Leela to hit Fry?

[Reply #735 on:]

A: Fry tripping on "accident".

Q: Did Fry achieve his goal when he tripped?

[Reply #736 on:]

A: Yes but he forgot to use protection

Q: What was the horrible result of that?

[Reply #737 on:]

A: He got knocked out.

Q: What did he hit?

[Reply #738 on:]

A: A shovel on the floor.

Q:Why is the 20th/21st century considered the stupid ages if most information from the time period is lost in the 31st century?

[Reply #739 on:]

A: Because that's when people were believed to be at the height of their stupidity.

Q: Were they actually at the height of their stupidity?

[Reply #740 on:]

A: No, just some certain famous people.

Q: Where is Obama's talking head?

[Reply #741 on:]

A: He wasn't preserved, for he would have made a better case against it being the stupid ages....

Q: Why didn't anyone build a stop and drop booth last year?

[Reply #742 on:]

Show spoiler

A: No, just some certain famous people.

Q: Where is Obama's talking head?

A: In the white house, obviously. Oh, sorry, in the future it is in the Hall of Non-entities.

A: They already did, it's just you haven't noticed them yet.

Q: Who is leader of the League of Robots nowadays?

[Reply #743 on:]

A: That greeting card that Bender bought for Mom

Q: If Popplers are babies, why were they left alone on that planet?

[Reply #744 on:]

A: Because their parents had better things to do. Such as Rule the planet Omicron Persei VIII.

Q: Did any of the nanny cams malfunction?

[Reply #745 on:]

The mother's day card was killed before the end of Mother's day, (dasvidanya comrad- then ripped in half)

A: The nanny cams never fail, except when eaten by a baby Omicronian

Q: Who will finally kill Zapp once and for all?

[Reply #746 on:]

No you think it was killed, but it faked its own death.

A: Fry when Zapp tries one last time to get with Leela

Q: How can Mom be 140 and have three kids who are under 40?

[Reply #747 on:]

A: Because the age at which fertility ends in the future is higher, and Igner is the only one who is under 40.

Q: How old is Walt?

[Reply #748 on:]

A: They all look similar in age, so I'm guessing 45

Q: What happened in the future that made old people suddenly fertile?

[Reply #749 on:]

A: Genetic engineering.

Q: Would Fry want to take Leela back in time to meet his parents?

[Reply #750 on:]

A: Yes he would.

Q: How would they react to seeing her one eye?

[Reply #751 on:]

A: His Mother would be too busy watching the football and his father would start worrying that there was an atomic war going on outside due to seeing her with only one eye.

Q: What would Yancy do if he was frozen to the future?

[Reply #752 on:]

A: He would be best friend with Zoidberg and work as a janitor @ Planet Express

Q: Why didn't he freeze himself ?

[Reply #753 on:]

A: Because he had everything that he ever wanted.

Q: Was there ever a time that Yancey thought about freezing himself?

[Reply #754 on:]

A: No, he didn't ever have a need to.

Q: Will Leela and Fry have the chance to know what it is like to have children?

[Reply #755 on:]

A: No they wont.

Q: What kinds of tricks are done in the future at magic shows?

[Reply #756 on:]

A: Pull a Nibbler out of a hat

Q: Would Fry and Leela's kids have one eye?

[Reply #757 on:]

A: One might, but we will never know...

Q: Why will we never know?

[Reply #758 on:]

A: Because they cannot  have any children. Q: Why can't they have any children? Sorry for incorrect format. I'm typing this on my phone cause it is easier than getting up and starting my laptop.

[Reply #759 on:]

A: Because Fry never learned how

Q: Why didn't anyone teach him how?