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La Belle Leela

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« #40 : 12-18-2008 21:58 »

Dwight: "I heard alcohol makes you dumb."

Fry: "No I'm,,,,doesn't!"
Frisco17

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« #41 : 12-19-2008 03:29 »

Leela: "Actually, Dwight, you're right. Alcohol is very, very bad ... for children. But once you turn 21 it becomes very, very good."
me,bender

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« #42 : 01-03-2009 02:08 »

[Bender: I got a busted butt here and i dont see anyone kissing it
Zoidberg: All right ill be in in a minute
gudbjorg

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« #43 : 01-18-2009 09:21 »

I always love when the Professor says: "So for the love of god, don't not do it!"
x.Bianca.x

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« #44 : 01-18-2009 10:31 »

Fry: You are no match for my dragon style!
Bear

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« #45 : 01-20-2009 20:33 »

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

:laff:
hell-dog

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« #46 : 01-22-2009 01:45 »

Bender: "Hey I have a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it!"
Zoidberg: "Alright Im coming."
hobbitboy

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« #47 : 01-22-2009 10:05 »


   Bender: "Hey I have a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it!"
   Zoidberg: "Alright Im coming."


Hmmm... that looks familiar. I could have sworn I've seen it before...

Oh that's right, I have. Four posts above hell-dog's one we have:

   [Bender: I got a busted butt here and i dont see anyone kissing it
   Zoidberg: All right ill be in in a minute


Oy vey!   :hmpf:
Bear

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« #48 : 01-23-2009 17:10 »

:puke: Only you hobbit! :laff:
Jezzem

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« #49 : 01-25-2009 10:41 »

"The cream! It's out of itself"
"Look, on the screen, it's that guy you are"
freddo

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« #50 : 01-29-2009 15:22 »

"Let's buy internet stock!"

I cant remember who said that, but its still funny

that was amy i think
Jezzem

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« #51 : 01-30-2009 08:57 »

"Let's buy Internet stock!"

I cant remember who said that, but its still funny

that was Amy i think

I think so too
x.Bianca.x

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« #52 : 01-30-2009 09:51 »

hell-dog? I didn't know she was back on! Maybe I was with her when she posted it. I can't remember. Yes, I tried to get my friend into PEEL but it backfired a bit.
futurefreak

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« #53 : 01-10-2011 21:01 »

I always use:

Fry: What smells like blue?

Fry: Did everything just taste purple for a second?

or from Where No Fan Has Gone Before:

Fry: Like filling too much air in a balloon, and something bad happens!
Herr Sven

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« #54 : 01-22-2011 20:30 »

Fry: Drugs are for losers and hypnosis is for losers with big wierd eyebrows!
Fry: I didn't come here to play, I came here to win. Now let's play!
Fry: But, but, Bender need brain... for smart making.
Bender: Yeah yeah, big whoop, no one cares; I've got Bender related news.
Leela: OK, if everyone's finished bein' stupid.
Leela: OK, OK. We're not gonna force you until I finish this sentence. Get him!
mazda07

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« #55 : 01-22-2011 20:47 »

roberto:Are you callin' me crazy! just cuz i got a hotel in my foot doesn't make me a boogali moogali moogali
roberto: wait a minutte,,,,, your not mate of thursday?

bender: hahahahahahaha   oh.. wait your serious? Let me laugh even harder HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHHAAH

or one of my favorits of fry?
Fry . Fix it! fix it! fix it! fix it ! fix it!!
flesheatingbull

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« #56 : 01-26-2011 06:30 »

what the viewers were thinking during fry's opera for leela:

zoidberg: i can't believe that everybody's just ad-libbing.

i laughed, although i have seen the episode a million times.
ilovebender.com

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« #57 : 02-05-2011 11:34 »

Mom
Make that bitch your bitch you bastard!

(deleted scene)
totalnerd undercanada

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« #58 : 02-06-2011 21:47 »

I always use:


The main ones I use all the time are "Oh my, yes" and "To shreds, you say?"
lemily33

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« #59 : 02-12-2011 05:55 »

My favourite Futurama exchange has to be this, makes me laugh everytime without fail...

Fry: Well, usually on the show someone would come up with a complicated plan then explain it with a simple analogy.

Leela: Hmm. If we can re-route engine power through the primary weapons and reconfigure them to Melllvar's frequency, that should overload his electro-quantum structure.

Bender: Like putting too much air in a balloon!

Fry: Of course! It's so simple!

(And then...a bit later)

Leela: It's not working! He's drawing straight from our weapons.

Fry: Like a balloon and...something bad happens.



Yes! I double over and back it up to rewatch every time. :laff:

Zoiby want balloon! WANT BALLOON NOW!
Zoiby want go outside!


I actually hate that quote. I guess I'm in the minority, but it's like "sammy" instead of "sandwich." It makes me feel all stabby.  :p

My current favorite quote is the one in my signature:

Mom: Don't be a fool, you idiot!
Fry: I'll be whatever I wanna do!
CeeGee
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« #60 : 03-17-2011 01:12 »

Farnsworth: " And Fry you've got that brain thing"
Fry: "I already did!"
Question Machine

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« #61 : 03-17-2011 01:40 »

The main ones I use all the time are "Oh my, yes" and "To shreds, you say?"
I'm glad I'm not the only one who loves "To shreds, you say?" It's a testament to the sheer awesomeness of the writers that the early episodes have just as many classic lines as the later ones.

I have too many favorite quotes, but here are my favorite quotes uttered by minor characters:

Hyperchicken: I declare y'all are in a twelve-piece bucket o' trouble.
Morbo: Windmills do not work that way!!!
Neutral Leader: All I know is, my gut says maybe.
Mayor Poopenmeyer: How dare you lie in front of Jesus!
Guy in "The Scary Door": Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!
totalnerd undercanada

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« #62 : 03-17-2011 02:58 »


I actually hate that quote. I guess I'm in the minority, but it's like "sammy" instead of "sandwich." It makes me feel all stabby.  :p


Same. I hate those words. I like "stabby." That's a good word.
x.Bianca.x

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« #63 : 03-17-2011 05:24 »

Holy crap, I remember this thread!
Question Machine

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« #64 : 03-18-2011 03:45 »


I actually hate that quote. I guess I'm in the minority, but it's like "sammy" instead of "sandwich." It makes me feel all stabby.  :p


Same. I hate those words. I like "stabby." That's a good word.
Then you must also hate the way Zoidberg himself says "sandwich". It's more like "sang-wich". :laff:
lemily33

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« #65 : 03-18-2011 03:48 »

Actually, QM, I think it's cute and funny. :D
hobbitboy

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« #66 : 03-19-2011 10:04 »


Leela: I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.

Farnsworth: You're going to do his laundry?
YarnPeopleofNylar4

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« #67 : 04-15-2011 16:30 »

Farnsworth: You'll never catch anything with that primitive technology. What you need is this fish pheromone. [He pulls out a spray can.] The most potent aphrodisiac known to fishkind. [He shakes the can and tries to spray it on his line but he is holding it the wrong way so it sprays back in his face.] Uh-oh!

[Several fish leap up to his head. He screams and knocks them off. Zoidberg comes up behind him and sniffs him.]

Zoidberg: (sexfully) I'm so into you!

[He wraps his mouth flaps around Farnsworth's head and slurps.]

Farnsworth: Oh, my!
Principal Sinner

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« #68 : 04-18-2011 13:37 »

"I just got a great book on tape, it's about life in ancient greece..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8qebGUte50   :flirt: :flirt: :confused: :confused: :love: :puke:
Fnord
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« #69 : 08-13-2011 06:45 »

And now, the winner of "Quote Which Most Belongs On The Neutral Planet" ...

When Senator John Kerry was asked if he would have gone to war in Iraq if Saddam Hussein had refused to disarm, he replied: "You bet we might have." (August 5, 2004)
EvilChicken

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« #70 : 08-16-2011 00:35 »

Amy: How's the Job Market?

Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell: Ruff.
Pendulum

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« #71 : 08-16-2011 11:15 »
« : 08-16-2011 11:28 »

From "Put your head on my shoulder"

Farnsworth: "Do I hear wedding bells?"
Fry: What? No!
Farnsworth: Really? Oh, dear...

Bender: Wait. You mean people will pay good money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I--
Judge: $500 and time served.
Bender: Stupid anti-pimping laws! Well, pay the man!
Hookerbot: Bender, honey, we love you!
Bender: Shut up, baby, I know it!

Fry: ... I'm not a one woman man, Leela.
Leela: You'll be back to zero soon enough.

I can't help but feel that this episode is severely underrated.
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