Oh PEEL members, we beseech thee. What if...that thing I said!

[Reply #360 on:]

Then Bender would take it out for joyrides so he could impress some floozybots.

What if Bender and Lucy Liu's head remained an item?

[Reply #361 on:]

Bender would have tried to steal the worlds largest gold nugget and then ditch Lucy Liu's head

What if Bender decided to remain as Coilette?

[Reply #362 on:]

Then he would have had a lesbian fling with Angle-ene.

What if Fry had a sex-change operation?

[Reply #363 on:]

Then he would've had a lesbian fling with Leela and Amy.

What if the Professor had a sex change?

[Reply #364 on:]

Then he'd have a lesbian fling with Mom (ewwwwwww.....).

What if one of the paraboxes led to the Alien universe?

[Reply #365 on:]

then the planet express crew would not be able to get back because aliens ate the paraboxes.

what if fry and leela were married for real?

[Reply #366 on:]

They'd have babies!!

WHAT IF Obama nominated Lrrr as Secretary of Defense

[Reply #367 on:]

Then Lrr's first act as Secretary of Defense would be to start a war against smelly hippies, and personally lead the charge by eating the so called Elected officials.

What if Lrr vaporized earth?

[Reply #368 on:]

Then there would be no more episodes of "Single Female Lawyer" to enjoy.

What if Lrrr vaporized Uranus...uh, "Urectum"?

[Reply #369 on:]

Then we'd have to rename another crappy planet Urectum.

What if Lrr was human?

[Reply #370 on:]

Then he wouldn't be RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!!!

What if the Omicronians were robots?

[Reply #371 on:]

then they would be the rulers of chapek 9!!!!

what if the omicronians ate all of the nibblonians?

[Reply #372 on:]

Then Fry would eat all the popplers

What if Morbo's people just wanted to bring peace to Earth?

[Reply #373 on:]

Then Lrr would eat Morbo and his people.

What if Lrr ate Fry's nose?

[Reply #374 on:]

He'd look like he did in that episode about Fry losing his nose. What if Ndnd was pronounced "Nod nod"

[Reply #375 on:]

then she would be called "nod nod"

What if Lrr was pronounced "leer"?... Yes i'm a little tired what of it?

[Reply #376 on:]

Then it would be pronounced leer how original

What if Earth was not really earth but was instead Dimension X

[Reply #377 on:]

Then it would be pronounced leer how original

About as original as ndnd being pronounced "nod nod"?

Then it wouldn't be Earth at all, it'd be dimension X.

What if Fry hadn't decided not to clone Seymour?

[Reply #378 on:]

That question is too :confusing:

[Reply #379 on:]

Fry would have his buddy back.

What if Leela had let Fry and Bender cook nibbler instead of saving him from Vergon 6?

[Reply #380 on:]

Then Bender would have ruined Nibbler with too much salt.

What if Nibbler ate Seymour's fossilized body?

[Reply #381 on:]

Then Fry would probably kill Nibbler.

What if Nibbler remembered to wipe the crew's minds before disappearing at the end of Bender's Big Score?

[Reply #382 on:]

Then they would be surprised that Nibbler could talk in Bender's Game

What if Leela never found Nibbler?

[Reply #383 on:]

Then Leela would have to find a new pet to worship.

What if Leela killed Fry?

[Reply #384 on:]

Leela wouldn't be able to live with herself and she'd go crazy.

What if Bender killed Zoidberg?

[Reply #385 on:]

Then there's be heavilly-salted lobster for dinner.

What if Zoidberg killed Hermes?

[Reply #386 on:]

Then Planet Express would need a new Bureaucrat

What if Hermes and Zoidberg didn't sleep in the same tent in Spanish Fry?

[Reply #387 on:]

Then there wouldn't be any "just friends" spooning

What if the park ranger did cut off big foot's feet?

[Reply #388 on:]

Then Lrr would have killed him after harvesting Fry's Lower Horn.

What if Fry's Lower Horn was Harvested instead of his nose?

[Reply #389 on:]

Then Fry would have no reason to romantically pursue Leela anymore.

What if Fry's human horn were grafted onto Leela?

[Reply #390 on:]

It wouldn't fit properly with her facial structure, and she'd be even less attractive than usual.

What if Leela was a lawyer instead of a starship captain?

[Reply #391 on:]

She would quickly be disbarred for beating up her opponents and their clients.

What if Leela was a cop?

[Reply #392 on:]

She'd go far for keeping the peace by beating the shit out of citizens over minor infractions.

What if Leela was a man?

[Reply #393 on:]

Then her name would be Lee Lemon

What if Zoidberg were a human female?

[Reply #394 on:]

Then she'd probably be a better doctor on humans.

Would Fry date a female human version of Zoidberg?

[Reply #395 on:]

Fry would date any girl who showed interest in him.

What if Fry was gay?

[Reply #396 on:]

Then he would date any GUY that showed interest in him.

What if the greatest opera of all time didn't suck after the first half?

[Reply #397 on:]

fry would be rich, but Leela would have married the robot devil

What if Leela had married the robot devil?

[Reply #398 on:]

Then Robot Hell would get a lot hotter.

What if Leela married the Chaunakah Zombie?

[Reply #399 on:]

Then she would be a zombie's wife.

What if Leela married Alkazar?