"Pick one, or my robot will shoot!" - The Would You Rather Game

[Reply #520 on:]

The Professor- it was bound to happen.

Who would you permanently kill/destroy if you had to, Fry or Bender?

[Reply #521 on:]

Bender, it isn't murder if it was a lifeless mechanism to begin with

Would you rather get clamped or kill Fry?

[Reply #522 on:]

Kill Fry.  I don't think I could stand Clamps walking around muttering "...clamps!"

Would you rather be a member of the Robot Mafia or the Church of Robotology?

[Reply #523 on:]

The robot mafia, I've always wanted to break into gooning.

Would you rather serve under don bot or mom?

[Reply #524 on:]

I try to read all of Bianca's posts.

[Reply #525 on:]

She did win potm you know.

[Reply #526 on:]

Now that the 12 year old moron twins* are done spamming this thread, let's get back to the game.     

Don bot.  At least he doesn't slap his underlings constantly.

Would you rather work for Zap Brannigan or Scruffy the janitor?

*Their response - "We're not twins..."

[Reply #527 on:]

Sorry seattlejohn but you forgot to call Bianca French

[Reply #528 on:]

I'm having the strangest deja vu...

[Reply #529 on:]

moving along...

Scruffy the janitor, more relaxed, and not as stupid.

Would you rather be a janitor at Doop headquarters, or on the Nimbus?

[Reply #530 on:]

Doop Headquarters, its safer, so long as it wasn't the new installation over the Neutral planet

Would you rather live with Zapp, or be taken prisoner by the robot mafia?

[Reply #531 on:]

I'm having the strangest deja vu...

You spelled it wrong éà

Sorry seattlejohn we'll get right back to the all-important purpose of this thread: Randomly picking one of two options given to us from an inane question and making up our own ridiculous questions that don't necessarily have to have anything to do with Futurama but only have to have a character name stuck in them:

A: Live with Zapp

Q: Would you rather eat a Big Mac with Bender or with Fry?

Please carry on.

[Reply #532 on:]

Bender, because then he'd just sort of sit there and drink ethanol

Would you rather have Fry never know that he moved the stars, or to have the weight of knowing it cause him to go on a murderous rampage?

[Reply #533 on:]

He'd probably not understand so the first one Would you rather work with Hermes or Labarbara

[Reply #534 on:]

Hermes, he gets the job done.

Would you rather get "chewed out" by Hermes, or the professor?

[Reply #535 on:]

Neither! That's disgusting!

[Reply #536 on:]

The professor because he has dentures Would you rather get beaten by Bender or Nibbler

[Reply #537 on:]

Neither! That's disgusting!

I mean't getting yelled at, you know because you did something wrong...It was an Idiom.

Bender, since Nibbler could swallow you whole.

Would you rather get swallowed by Nibbler or the T-rex from the kiddy ride?

[Reply #538 on:]

Oh

[Reply #539 on:]

T-Rex, he might only eat my hands.

Would you rather put blood on your pancakes or make lipstick for dogs?

[Reply #540 on:]

Uhh....make lipstick for dogs. Do you mean like work in the dog lipstick factory or eat blood? Is there really a contest?

Would you rather be a mutant or a whatever Kif is?

[Reply #541 on:]

A creature from Amphibios 9. I could still walk on the surface.

Would you rather have a solid-gold death star or go on the 2-D Tunnel of Love?

[Reply #542 on:]

Solid gold death star

Would you rather be snu-snued to death by mom, or be shot with a laser gun

[Reply #543 on:]

Shot with a laser gun

Would you rather be put into a giant juicer on Trisol or listen to the brain spawn sing American Pie?

[Reply #544 on:]

Put in the juicer

Would you rather be fired out of a cannon into the sun, or beat to death with pillows?

[Reply #545 on:]

Beat to death with pillows, it just seems more pleasant.

Would you rather be Zoidberg for a day or Kif for a day?

[Reply #546 on:]

Kif, at least I wouldn't have to smell like garbage even if treated like garbage

Would you rather be Zapp, or Fry in the way Leela treats you?

[Reply #547 on:]

Fry, at least I would still have hope that Leela liked me.

Would you rather go to the head museum for a day or visit Atlanta?

[Reply #548 on:]

Go to the head museum for a day.

Would you rather be a mermaid or a head in a jar?

[Reply #549 on:]

Head in jar, at least you could still have a chance of leaving the planet


Would you rather be attacked by Guenter or eaten by Lrr?

[Reply #550 on:]

Attacked by Guenter. Poo is easily washed off.

Would you rather be Seymour for a week or a Neptunian Slug for a week?

[Reply #551 on:]

Seymour, at least then you won't get eaten

Would you rather live with Lrr, or as Kif's assistant on the nimbus?

[Reply #552 on:]

With Lrr, at least you'd get to watch some tv every now and then...

Would you rather be a porno dealing monster who doesn't care what you think or a horrible gelatinous blob?

[Reply #553 on:]

Horrible gelatinious blob! 


Would you rather have Futurama parodize The Pink Panther movies or The Magnificent Seven?

[Reply #554 on:]

Pink Panther, now that would be awesome.

Would you rather be able to play the drums, banjo or holophonor?

[Reply #555 on:]

Holophoner! DUH!

Would you rather ride a flying ironing-board or a party board?

[Reply #556 on:]

A party board is lighter and therefore faster with the same input of energy

Would you rather beat Zapp to death or be forced to watch him being snu-snued to death?

[Reply #557 on:]

Watch you cant be prosecuted

Would you rather eat a giant cockroach thing like on Mars that Fry was barbecuing or eat a Nibblonian egg

[Reply #558 on:]

Buggalo

Would you rather meet with Fry to discuss video games, or with the professor to try and learn how the dark matter engines work?

[Reply #559 on:]

Dark matter engines I could use that idea to up my profitability would you rather be pac man or mrs pac man