"Pick one, or my robot will shoot!" - The Would You Rather Game

[Reply #480 on:]

Oilade, it would only hurt for a little while.

Would you rather move the stars themselves to write a love note in the sky or compose an epic love song on the holophoner?

[Reply #481 on:]

Move the stars themselves

Would you rather Fry had taken the poison from the bee sting and ended up in a coma, or have Leela and Fry finally go out on a real date?

[Reply #482 on:]

The poison. The date would be weird I think :P

Would you rather meet Fry or Bender?

[Reply #483 on:]

Meet Fry

Would you rather see Zapp get married to Leela or to Michelle?

[Reply #484 on:]

Michelle, because I think she would be able to tolerate Zapp more than Leela could.

Would you rather spend a week in the sewers with the mutants, or spend a week with Zoidberg?

[Reply #485 on:]

A week with the mutants

Would you rather become a mutant, or be spaced out of an air lock?

[Reply #486 on:]

Spaced out of an air lock

Would you rather hire Bender or Flexo? as your bending robot

[Reply #487 on:]

Flexo - He's the slightly more honest Bender

Would you rather see Bender as Blotto, or as Pharaoh again?

[Reply #488 on:]

Bender as Blotto, seems to be more fitting for Bender.

Would you rather work for the Robot Mafia, or be a hired gun for Roberto?

[Reply #489 on:]

Robot mafia, seems safer than risking getting stabbed by Roberto.

Would you rather pilot a space ship into a black hole, or be attacked by the Omicronians?

[Reply #490 on:]

Attacked by the Omicronians, there might be a slight chance of survival.

Would you rather be invaded by the Omicronians, or Morbos race?

[Reply #491 on:]

Invaded by Omicronians, chances are that Lrr just wants to see some forgotten tv show from the 20th century and if we can act it out we'd be spared

Would you rather re-enact a long forgotten television program or be read Vogon poetry, widely regarded as the third worst in the universe, (not as bad as Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Essex)?

[Reply #492 on:]

I'd rather do it with a Klingon female.

Would you rather see that one episode on repeat, or else be taken to that one planet in that one episode?

[Reply #493 on:]

See that one episode on repeat.

Would you rather see Bender become an expert at golfing or see Nibbler become Earthican President?

[Reply #494 on:]

I think the golf would be funnier 

Would you rather see Bender bend or Nibbler nibble ?

[Reply #495 on:]

Bender bend, because while he's bending, he's not stealing from me.

Would you rather be Leela or Kif, in terms of how Zapp Brannigan acts towards you?

[Reply #496 on:]

Leela, she isn't around him as much as Kif.

Would you rather date Kif or Zapp, if you were Leela?

[Reply #497 on:]

Zapp.

Sheesh and thought Offtopic was spammy and pointless...

Would you rather eat/drink after knowing where they both come from. Popplers, or Slurm?

[Reply #498 on:]

Popplers. I'd have to deep fry them though

Who would you rather take out to dinner at Carl's Jr and then get embarrassed when you remark that the Carl's Jr mascot looks like a direct ripoff of Hardee's: Leela or Amy?

[Reply #499 on:]

Popplers. I'd have to deep fry them though

Who would you rather take out to dinner at Carl's Jr and then get embarrassed when you remark that the Carl's Jr mascot looks like a direct ripoff of Hardee's: Leela or Amy?

Amy, and technically the logos are identical/nearly so because the parent company that owns the two restaurants is the same http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CKE_Restaurants

Would you rather wake up and suddenly find either Zapp, or Amy lying in the bed next to you in the light of the morning?

[Reply #500 on:]

Amy, no question.

Would you rather have your house infested with owls or land-squids?

[Reply #501 on:]

Land squids, seem less dirty.

Would you rather get shot with a laser beam or be turned into a slurm queen/king?

[Reply #502 on:]

Shot with a laser beam.

Would you rather drink royal slurm or super slurm?

[Reply #503 on:]

Super slurm it might be addictive but at least it won't turn you into a slurm queen/king....

Would you rather be swallowed by a space wasp, or die at the hands of bees which are larger than an american sedan(buick)?

[Reply #504 on:]

Popplers. I'd have to deep fry them though

Who would you rather take out to dinner at Carl's Jr and then get embarrassed when you remark that the Carl's Jr mascot looks like a direct ripoff of Hardee's: Leela or Amy?

Amy, and technically the logos are identical/nearly so because the parent company that owns the two restaurants is the same http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CKE_Restaurants

Would you rather wake up and suddenly find either Zapp, or Amy lying in the bed next to you in the light of the morning?

I know......that was the joke........ hence the embarrassment.

[Reply #505 on:]

Die at the hands of the buick sized bees, I'm not familiar with the digestive system of a bee which could prove to be more painful.

Would you rather go on a date with Hattie, or Petunia?

[Reply #506 on:]

I don't remember who they are so Petunia.

Would you rather explain who Hattie or Petunia is to me?

[Reply #507 on:]

Hattie. She's the woman with the hat.

Would you rather throw eggs at Farnsworth or do the Funky chicken with melllvar (NOT the peeler!)

[Reply #508 on:]

Hattie. She's the woman with the hat.

Would you rather throw eggs at Farnsworth or do the Funky chicken with melllvar (NOT the peeler!)

Hattie is the one with the cat, she owns one share of planet express and is the land lord of the building that the former professor Mobutu lived, and Fry and bender lived for part of I Roommate.

Throw eggs at Farnsworth


Would you rather spend an evening with the professor, or with Cubert?

[Reply #509 on:]

The professor, no question.

Would you rather be a test subject for the professor, or wernstrum?

[Reply #510 on:]

As much as we love the professor, something tells me that it might be safer to go with wernstrum

Would you rather fly in the planet express ship or the nimbus to a mission of galactic importance?

[Reply #511 on:]

PE ship. You don't fly a capital ship like the Nimbus. Where's the fun in that?

Would you rather fight with the DOOP army or the Army of the Damned?

[Reply #512 on:]

The Army of the Damned, the DOOPs are just way too cool.

Would you rather fight Leela or Mom?

[Reply #513 on:]

Mom

Would you rather be married to mom, or to hattie?

[Reply #514 on:]

Both are creepy thoughts but seeing as how Mom is extremely rich and prone to die soon I have to go with her.

Would you rather marry the Professor or Wernstrom?

[Reply #515 on:]

Now thats twice as creepy, but seeing as I would refuse to sleep with either one I'd go with farnsworth since he's likelier to die soon

Would you rather loose the ability to see, or be forced to watch the Professor and Mom continuously for the rest of your, or their lives which ever comes first?

[Reply #516 on:]

I would rather be blind then watch those two play pelvic penochle.

Would you rather give the professor a massage, or wernstrum?

[Reply #517 on:]

The Professor

Would you rather live on Pluto, or as one of Wernstrom's Experiments?

[Reply #518 on:]

Wernstrom's experiment. At least then I'd be on a real planet.  BURN!

Who would you rather be stuck in a room with, Fry and Leela or Fry and Bender?

[Reply #519 on:]

Fry and Leela- at least then they'd actually be Human (humanoid)

Who would you rather see killed, The professor or Fry?