"Pick one, or my robot will shoot!" - The Would You Rather Game

[Reply #40 on:]

That Zoidberg moment is possibly the funniest thing, not just in Futurama, but of all time anywhere. Definitely that!

Would you rather be Gunter with his fully-functional hat or after it was damaged?

[Reply #41 on:]

I would pick after the hat was damaged

 

Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
That Zoidberg moment is possibly the funniest thing, not just in Futurama, but of all time anywhere. Definitely that!

Hah! i so agree with you there shark, doesn't get boring.

Would you rather be the planet express ship or the naked aliens ship?

[Reply #42 on:]

The PE ship.  There is not comparison.

Would you rather live on the Gravity Planet (pillows equal 150 lbs) or on Omicron Persei 8?

[Reply #43 on:]

Omicron Persei 8, I'd feel heavy on the gravity planet.

Would you rather be Zombie Jesus or Hanukkah zombie?

[Reply #44 on:]

Zombie Jesus, although I don't know why.

Would you be roommates with Bender or Zoidberg?

[Reply #45 on:]

Bender. Believe it or not I'd feel safer.

Would you rather live with Fry or Amy?

[Reply #46 on:]

Amy.  It'd be "sexytime" all the time...

Would you rather see Zoidberg owning a restaurant, or Zapp in charge of the Earthican army?

[Reply #47 on:]

Zoidbegr owning a restaurant. After one day, he'd eat all the food. 

Would you rather be a Decapodian or an Ancient Egyptian like Alien?

[Reply #48 on:]

Decapodian.  I like my hot chocolate without marshmellows.

Would you rather have nibbler as a pet or nibbler as a spaceship flying friend?

[Reply #49 on:]

(I thought they liked marshmallows!)

Nibbler as a pet. He's so dang cute! 

Would you rather live in the Globetrotter Embassy or the Klingon Embassy?

[Reply #50 on:]

(Zoidberg didn't get any marshmellows at the embassy, if you remember)

I'll live with the Klingons.  I'd hate for Sweet Clive to call me a jive sucker.

Would you rather fly the PE ship, or Zapp's ship the Nimbus?

[Reply #51 on:]

(He likes marshmallows, he just didn't get any!)

PE ship. It's a lot more fun,

Would you rather be Horrible Gelatinous Blob or Sal?

[Reply #52 on:]

(oh all right).

I'll be the blob.  Sal is a slob.

Would you rather live on the PE ship or in Bender's closet?

[Reply #53 on:]

(Yay! That's why he yelled 'What? No marshmallows?')

Bender's Closet, it seems just a bit nicer.

Would you rather be a robot turned human or a human turned into a robot?

[Reply #54 on:]

I'd rather be a human turned robot.

Would you rather be Xanthor or Archduke Chokula?

[Reply #55 on:]

Bender as Santa. That's like a black check for mayhem.

Would you rather be emperor of tri-sol or RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8?

[Reply #56 on:]

Emperor of Tri-sol.  No one can take over for Lrrrrrr.

Would you rather be a delivery boy for Pannucci's back in the 20th century, or work for the Pharoah in the 31st century?

[Reply #57 on:]

Delivery boy. I may just be one teensy step above slavery but thats still something.

Would you rather be Pharoah or ruler of Amazonia?

[Reply #58 on:]

Pharoah.  Except when he almost sets the slaves free...

Would you rather be the Robot Devil or the preacherbot?

[Reply #59 on:]

The Robot Devil, he plays the violin.

Would you rather be a millionaire or in a low-paying job delivering cargo to adventurous planets all around the universe?

[Reply #60 on:]

Millionaire, because then I could still go to adventurous planets all over the universe and I'd be rich.

Martian Chief: "With cash like this, who's going to argue? Nobody, that's who!"

Would you rather be a native Martian or Marvin the Martian?

[Reply #61 on:]

Marvin the Martian.  "I'm very angry, very angry indeed!"

Would you rather have nibbler or the parrot as a pet?

[Reply #62 on:]

In real life, one sphere of Nibbler's excrement would collapse local spacetime, resulting in a miniature black-hole. I'd take the parrot.

Would you rather live in Universe A or Universe 1?

[Reply #63 on:]

Neither.  I'd rather live in Pirate Universe; the swag is much better.

Would you rather live on Amazonia or Omicron Persei 8?

[Reply #64 on:]

Amazonia. I've quite the strong pelvis. Plus, I love the WNBA.

Would you rather be a head in a jar or one of Mom's sons?

[Reply #65 on:]

A head in a jar.  No one wants to be beaten up by their old mother.

Would you rather play professional blernsball or work for the signoids at their pizza parlor?

[Reply #66 on:]

Cygnoid's Pizzeria... I love ultra-fresh guano and sitting uncomfortably. Plus, they pay well, I hear.

Would you rather be Dave Spiegel or a radiator bot?

[Reply #67 on:]

Radiator Bot, miniature humans seem gross.

Would you rather be a Shrimpkin or be the Masked Unit?

[Reply #68 on:]

The Masked Unit.  Melting other robots would be cool.

Would you rather be a Hard Shelled Whooping Terrier or Fluffers?

[Reply #69 on:]

Hard Shelled Whooping Terrier, like Seymour says, minitaure humans seem groos.

Would you rather have Nibbler or Hypnotoad as a pet?

[Reply #70 on:]

Hypno; he may try to hypnotize me, but at least he wouldn't want like nineteen hams a day.

Would you rather spend a week with Zapp or Chaz (the mayor's aide)?

[Reply #71 on:]

That's a tough one; both are super arrogant.  I'd have to say Zapp; I'd be able to laugh at him more. 

Would you rather work for Lrrrr or Zapp?

[Reply #72 on:]

He seems like a better leader. Not by much though.

Would you rather have anchovies or a rock'em sock'em robots game.

[Reply #73 on:]

Anchovies.  I'd make the robot oil & make a fortune.

Would you rather be a battledroid or a hairbot?

[Reply #74 on:]

Battle Droid no question. "Roger, Roger"

Would you rather be Real Holographic Simulated Evil Lincoln or multiple personality Lincoln.

[Reply #75 on:]

Multiple personality lincoln.  At least I'd keep myself company.

Would you rather be the robot that gets CIA radio broadcasts on his teeth, or the robot that thinks he's a cafeteria worker?

[Reply #76 on:]

Robot CIA broadcasts. He's not THAT crazy...

Would you rather be Roberto or Dr. Perceptron?

[Reply #77 on:]

Roberto. I'd get to practice my stabbin'.

Would you rather be defended by the Hyperchicken or Lionel Hutz?

[Reply #78 on:]

I'd choose the Hyperchicken, because, when I lost, I could claim my attorney was incompetent.

Would you rather eat at Moe's or at the Signoid's pizza parlor?

[Reply #79 on:]

Signoids, they have bean pizza!

Would you rather eat Bender's food or be stuck forever listening to those bouncing ball creatures from War is the H-Word?