"Pick one, or my robot will shoot!" - The Would You Rather Game

[Reply #160 on:]

Have to share the cake. At least then I'd get tom have some of it.

Would you rather have a red jacket or a lime green one?

[Reply #161 on:]

Red, that's my favorite color!

Would you rather go to Robot Hell or Yivo's Heaven? 

[Reply #162 on:]

Robet Hell. Yivo creeps me out while the Robot Devil is awesome.

Would you rather use Dimondium or Dimondillium?

[Reply #163 on:]

Dimondium, as long as it came with a dimondium cannon.

Would you rather be chased by Robot Santa or a swarm of gentacles?

[Reply #164 on:]

Robot Santa. Far less disturbing.

Would you rather be a Jakabird or a swarm of flies?

[Reply #165 on:]

A Jakabird, anything's better than constantly being at risk for a testicle smashing.

...Oh wait. I'm a girl...

...but the concept still applies!

Would you rather date a space ship or a big fat lady (and live inside of her)?

[Reply #166 on:]

Space ship, so I could actually survive.

Would you rather be space pope or president of earth?

[Reply #167 on:]

Depends. Am I Nixon, McNeal or me?

Would you rather have space honey or royal space jelly?

[Reply #168 on:]

Space Honey because I can't swim in jelly, as far as I know.

Would you rather get a new spleen or a motorcycle?

[Reply #169 on:]

My spleen is just fine, so I'll take the motorcycle.

Would you rather get a sex change or a downgrade?

[Reply #170 on:]

A downgrade? Like I'm a robot or something? Or like as in class status? I wonder how low you can go anyway... 

I'll wager on the downgrade!

Would you rather have lived during the Bubonic Plague or have been a Jew in Nazi Germany?

[Reply #171 on:]

Don't see what that has to do with Futurama

Plague. Then all I have to do is build a church and I'll be fine. It worked for Innsbruck so why not me?

Would you rather live on Earth or in "heaven"?

[Reply #172 on:]

"Heaven". Fighting seems childish there.

Would you rather be Yivo or Nudar?

[Reply #173 on:]

Yivo.  He survives at the end of the movie.

Would you rather be one of Santa's Elves or a Grunka Lunka?

[Reply #174 on:]

The Grunka Lunkas seem to think life is OK, but the elves hate their jobs. So I'd be a Grunka Lunka.

Would you rather see Roberto or the Robot Devil as leader of the League of Robots?

[Reply #175 on:]

Robot Devil. He just seems like that kind of guy.

Would you rather eat Signoid Pizza every day for the rest of your life or live on Neptune forever?

[Reply #176 on:]

Live on Neptune. I've never had a problem with the cold.

Would you rather eat "a big heaping bowel of salt" everyday or live on Trisol?

Now that I couldn't do

[Reply #177 on:]

Neither.  But, if I've got to pick one, I'll live on trisol.

Would you rather eat Bender's cooking, or get getacled by Yivo?

[Reply #178 on:]

Gentacled... it's been a long dry spell.

Would you rather see Single Female Lawyer, Jenny McNeal or ex-Earthican President, McNeal, in the world's shortiest skirt?

[Reply #179 on:]

Earth President McNeal. It would be so funnier that way.

Would you rather see Bender become a peaceful person or see Tinny Tim go insane and become evil?

[Reply #180 on:]

Evil Tinny Tim. Peaceful Bender dies too quick.

Hedonism-Bot in All My Circuits or Calculon as a hedonist?

[Reply #181 on:]

Calculon as a hedonist.  Hedonism-bot doesn't need to be on TV.

Fry as the pope of the world or Leela as Earthican president?

[Reply #182 on:]

Leela as president. Fry's already been pope and well....

Would you rather have Amy as president or the Professor?

[Reply #183 on:]

Hedonist: 1.   a person whose life is devoted to the pursuit of pleasure and self-gratification. (dictionary.com)

Isn't Calculon already a Hedonist of sorts?

A: The Professor. I believe he was on to something with that electric frankfurter.

Q: Would you rather be an '80s guy or from the 21st century (like the girl Fry met at the retro club)?

[Reply #184 on:]

80s guy. Nothing is cooler than the 80s!

Would you rather be ruled by Giant Carrots or Cyborgs?

[Reply #185 on:]

Giant Carrots.  Just like in the 23rd century.

Would you rather be Fry in the 31st Century, or Bender in the 21st Century?

[Reply #186 on:]

Fry, but with brains

Would you rather have Amy or Leela bake you a birthday cake?

[Reply #187 on:]

(That depends if they're in the cake.  ) 

Leela.

Would you rather have the Hermes or Zoidberg make you a pie?

[Reply #188 on:]

That depends if they're in the pie...

Hermes

Would you rather want 21st century roach problem or the 31st's?

[Reply #189 on:]

That depends what you consider a 'problem'. Owls are neat and much more exciting than traditional cockroaches. Not taking into account the ecological ramifications of an infestation of owls, I think the way they hoot and peck at the ground is somehow hypnotic and satisfying to observe. That said, owls, being nocturnal creatures, might disappoint in this regard as most humans are not. Also, cockroaches are gross. 

Would you rather live in Iceland or Old New York?

[Reply #190 on:]

Old New York.  I hate the cold.

Would you rather have Zoidberg or Zapp as a room mate?

[Reply #191 on:]

Zapp, somehow I think he isn't as smelly

Would you rather want to speak Klingon or Binary fluently?

[Reply #192 on:]

The ability to "speak" more or less, perfect binary would have massive, profound and unforseeable consequences in the Future. For a sentient being, who possesses both a normal human mind and the ability to communicate using binary is the equivalent of being a God-like figure. Imagine the ability to write perfect programs using the most basic of machine language. Imagine how the world would be changed by simple doting out a brilliant program, much like a person speaking their native tongue. Or perhaps the constuctive understanding is not what you were insinuating by your query. Maybe you just mean saying 1 and 0 over and over and making people think you're smart.   

What would happen if the fabric of space ripped open and the cast of Futurama emerged?

[Reply #193 on:]

(you have WAY too much time in your hands, Books...)

If the cast of Futurama emerged into my living room, I'd offer them an array of unusual non-alcoholic beverages and some fine vegetarian grub, and then sit down and have the most interesting conversation I probably ever had in my life. 

Would you rather talk with the Professor or Fry?

[Reply #194 on:]

Fry, because then I'd be the smart one.

Would you rather talk to Zapp or Kif?

[Reply #195 on:]

Kif. It would be a lot less nauseating for a girl like me.

Would you rather go Rocket Skating or go to Lunar Park for a day?

[Reply #196 on:]

Luna Park.

Would you rather go to Reckless Ted's Funland or play Deathball?

[Reply #197 on:]

Deathball. As long as I'm controlling the balls rather than running from them.

Would you rather be stuck in a robot sized room with  Roberto or Malfunctioning Eddy?

[Reply #198 on:]

Malfunctioning Eddy. I'd rather be blow up then stabbed repeatedly.

Would you rather get a new car or a bar?

[Reply #199 on:]

A car, a bar is of no use like a car.

Would you rather want TOTALNERDUK or homerjaysimpson to win the Ms. PEELifiedcontest?

I'll bake you cookies if you choose tnuk