They're trying to learn things from Futurama, those bastards!

[Reply #520 on:]

-910: You take one nap in a ditch in the park and they start declaring you this and that!
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[Reply #521 on:]

-911: Actually being a yacht is enough to become a member of the yacht club.

[Reply #522 on:]

-912: Order the cake, dammit!

[Reply #523 on:]

-913: It is neither necessary nor wise to be naked playing tennis.

[Reply #524 on:]

-914: If LaBarbara had wanted a human Adonis for a husband, she would have stayed married to Barbados Slim.

[Reply #525 on:]

-915: She'll stay with a man, if he has a sexy potato head.

[Reply #526 on:]

-916: All members of the "Star Trek" religion were thrown into a volcano ("He's dead, Jim!" )

[Reply #527 on:]

-917: Polygamy doesn't work.

[Reply #528 on:]

-918: The fizziest pizza crust can be made by smashing live hornets directly into the dough!

[Reply #529 on:]

-919: Bender's Gaydar can get interference from a gay weather balloon.

[Reply #530 on:]

-920: In Zoidberg's experience boxes are usually empty....or maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top. And one time pepperoni! What a day that was!

[Reply #531 on:]

-921:  The secret of Slurm's on a need to know basis

[Reply #532 on:]

-922: Grunka Lunkas will use tenuous rhymes at every available opportunity.

[Reply #533 on:]

 

Originally posted by ShepherdofShark:
-919: Bender's Gaydar can get interference from a gay weather balloon.

-923: There is apparently such a thing as a gay weather balloon.

[Reply #534 on:]

 

Originally posted by Frisco17:
 -923: There is apparently such a thing as a gay weather balloon.

-924: That's so all the gay professional beach-bullies get to find out in advance if they'll be able to sleep-in tomorrow (i.e. bad weather) instead of going to work.

[Reply #535 on:]

-925: In the slurm factory, singing uses up your bathroom break.

[Reply #536 on:]

-926: The League of Robots will never kill all humans.

[Reply #537 on:]

-927: Zapp can only imagine what rock hard part of Leela is crushing him.

[Reply #538 on:]

-928: Hattie also loves the neckamajigger.

[Reply #539 on:]

-929: Being brains, they feel compelled to know everything.

[Reply #540 on:]

-930: No Leela, brain make people smart.

-931: Using the word "libary" makes you a jerk.

[Reply #541 on:]

-932: Fry no die!

-934: Nancy Drew, too hard. Hardy Boys, too easy.

[Reply #542 on:]

-935: Bonfire of the Vanities is the perfect book for defeating the brains.

[Reply #543 on:]

-936: Now he's trapped in a book Fry wrote.

-937: Let what must be done, be done.

[Reply #544 on:]

-938: Nibblonians will eat pretty much anything.

[Reply #545 on:]

-939: Yivo like to call the universe Honey-Poo.

[Reply #546 on:]

-940: All the universe's literature can be stored on two CDs.

[Reply #547 on:]

-941: Do a flip!

[Reply #548 on:]

-942: That bender will have to take a raincheck on that nadswap.

[Reply #549 on:]

-943: Boxy is good to let go of in a hot air balloon.

[Reply #550 on:]

-944: If you kill anyone, be sure to eat their heart to gain their courage...their rich, tasty courage

[Reply #551 on:]

-945: Inside Bender, he has the heart of a human.

[Reply #552 on:]

-946: Bodies are for hookers and fat people!

[Reply #553 on:]

-947: He didn't know he could do that.

[Reply #554 on:]

-948: Fry often claims he is the king of karaoke.

-949: He isn't.

[Reply #555 on:]

-950: Just out of curiosity, when we hit -1000 are we going to keep going back down the negatives or go back up to 1000?

-951: Bender's name isn't Bonder, its Bender!

[Reply #556 on:]

-952: Fry seems to have an addiction to dial-a-joke.

[Reply #557 on:]

-953: Talkin' about the tentacle!

[Reply #558 on:]

-954: Planetary Destroyer shots never stop.

[Reply #559 on:]

-955: Have you ever considered just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids and hitting them?